Lord, forgive me for I am hangry in this Chilis tonight

me paying my bills: yes haha yes this fucking rocks me not having money: wait what the fuck

fellas, get yourself a wife who puts an orange slice in your afternoon coke zero

for lent, I’m giving up

Applying for a job 12/23, going through 4 rounds of interviews including a project assessment, and still not hearing a final answer as of 2/10 makes me SICK

super bowl ads are always annoying and bad but i think this is the first year they were legitimately Evil

Using chatgpt to draft a linkedin post about my career change to discord moderator, they've never seen a fella more tapped in to the mainframe than me

MANCHESTER CITY HAVE WON AT ANFIELD!!! 🚨🚨🚨

if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal

Yellow Card: Erling Haaland (Taking his shirt off), Liverpool 1-2 #ManCity. [90+4’]

Seeing a lot of people "resigning" after being discovered to be pen pals with Epstein and not a lot of people "shooting themselves in the mouth" or "being drawn and quartered"

MARMOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH 🎯

I CAN'T KEEP UP!!!! THERE'S OUR THIRD!!!

Just collected my 500th moon on Mario Odyssey, sorry to the haters that my life is that much better than yours

If Starbucks won’t respect workers at the bargaining table, they don’t deserve our clicks or orders. Our call to action is simple: 📱 Delete the Starbucks app. #DeleteTheApp bit.ly/deletetheapp

It's that time of the month again (trying not to throw up after the rent payment goes out)

Riddle me this, Batman: are you mad at me

Jared Golden I am ashamed to be from the state of Maine, from your state, knowing that you would not only allow these atrocities to happen but vote for them to continue. @golden.house.gov you have blood on your hands

6 degrees outside? that's ridiculous. cut that out

Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good

my preferred toothpaste brand changed recipe and now it tastes worse :(

L.L. Bean stands for Ladies Love Mr. Bean

Abolishing ICE is the absolute barest minimum measure

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

every day I have to check my emails. this is no way to live

Heartbreaking: local man discovers his parents are, in fact, total dweebs

now watch this drive

Physically I may be in Chicago, but mentally? I'm also in Chicago. I'm focusing on the here and now and staying grounded

maybe this is the year I like, comment, subscribe, and hit the bell for mobile notifications

my 2026 new years resolution is to [comment removed by Reddit moderators]

my 2026 new years resolution is to take the 92 eastbound to berwyn red line

spilled coke zero on my work laptop oh god oh frick can somebody grab me a paper towel

my 2026 new years resolution is to contain multitude (singular)

my 2026 New Year's resolution is to walk it like I talk it (walk it)

you ever see that guy on tiktok who drives around with a gallon of Koolaid and addresses his viewers as 'Laid Nation? That's real content right there baby

my 2026 new years resolution is to bring more value to external stakeholders

my 2026 new years resolution is to be more intentional about my screen time. Wait, sorry, to be 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 about having 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 screen time, there we go

my 2026 new years resolution is to not pronounce Italian food names in an Italian accent

THE PACKERS LOST?!?! LMFAOOOOO

Dry January? It literally rained yesterday

RODRI RODRI RODRI GOAL GOAL GOAL

my 2026 new years resolution is to have a medical condition named in my honor

my 2026 new years resolution is to get a little more into YouTube shorts

My 2026 new years resolution is to hear a wolf cry to the blue corn moon

my 2026 new years resolution is to feel the earth move and then let the skyfall

My 2026 new years resolution is to be a little smoother with it

My 2026 new years resolution is to start a thriving criminal enterprise

In communism we could have the news again