So much “winning.” 🙄

The White House put out a series of hype videos about the war. Some have been defending it by saying military members themselves share these kinds of videos. This is true. But they aren’t the White House. The WH is a bunch of children, and have no sobriety about the serious business of war.

For your birthday, @alldolledup44.bsky.social , I give you my heart:

Hey, @alldolledup44.bsky.social !

I’m deep in the latest Epstein file drops. Follow this space 🔥

I think we have a second contender:

My name is Fred, and I'm an alcoholic. My last drink was yesterday. Prior to that, I had about 4 months of sobriety. And that was after nearly 3 years sober. I celebrate the victories of others but can't even celebrate my own. Thank you to the special person here helping me last night.

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RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.

The Epstein files are back in the news. I guess that means Trump is gearing up to invade Cuba next week?

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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Good news Browns fans

Referring to human conversation as “Private Podcasts for Premium Members”

Take SissySpaceX for all he's worth!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

What in the ever-living fuck is this?!?

Snickers, get off the cat! Cat? What cat?

Drinking heavily at lunch to numb the desire to drive head-on into a bridge abutment.

Politico has confirmed two things from CENTCOM. 1. Trump has no plan for how to end this war (that actually might be the plan). 2. Even if we started scaling back today, the military won't be able to withdraw from Iran until September 2026. Note: No clear objective has been declared.

I'm no pro wrestling fan, but this is good to see. Maybe some of them will reach MAGA. youtube.com/shorts/svZY8...

Like clockwork.

I am frankly more concerned about the apathy of the American public and even more importantly the lack of leadership in the Democratic Party. This is not a dress rehearsal. Every single American must speak out against this Facist administration.

Newsmax anchor: Don't lie to me! This is why Republicans are probably going to lose the House." Bit of a shocker, but in a decent way. They're starting to realize that Puss-olini is dragging their party down.

Yep. Cheapest regular price I could find was $3.29, and the cheapest diesel was $5.14. Are we winning yet?

We bombed a girls elementary school.

My favorite coworker. EVER. 19/10.

I'm done. With everything. Ashes to ashes, as they say.

Cricket’s revenge.

This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone. But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack. Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.

Jumped off the back of a perfectly fine horse onto the back of an exquisitely angry bull, and danced on by that bull resulting in 54 broken bones.

Well would you look at that

I haven’t forgotten the Epstein Files and the reality the current usurper in the White House raped children and laundered money, resulting in being blackmailed by multiple foreign governments to do their bidding. I hope you don’t forget it, either.

Good morning! ☀️ It's almost the weekend! 😘 #bunny #rabbit

BREAKING: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton calls for an investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged foreign intelligence ties.

Aw Kristi Noem got canned. And they say miracles aren’t real.

Calling in the Clinton’s in for a closed-door testimony while ignoring other widely implicated individuals is no mistake. This is an active, and massive, cover-up.

Post a GIF that represents you best.

Ohhhhhhhh. NOW I get it!

Americans watched as federal agents killed two Minnesotans. Now their families have to watch Kristi Noem continue to lie about it. www.nbcnews.com/video/noem-a...

Insomnia sucks. That is all.

You couldn’t make this up. And if you did, everyone would say it’s too much.

The human is giving me extra cuddles and saying I smell “pretty” and my fur is soft. I appreciate it, but I wish she would keep it down. She’s going to ruin my street-cred. #DogsOfBluesky