Since 3/4 of the world are asking when 'it' will happen, and yet it's not, I guess we can put to rest worrying about manifesting something speaking by speaking of it.

🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action

'Murica!

Me every single fucking day since the last presidential election:

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated!

Happy 33rd anniversary to us! 🥂

Oh you're a pleasure Dom? I'm a tedium Dom. I make my subs do their taxes and make doctor's appointments

The entire "Into the Woods" Broadway cast album.

Happy 33rd anniversary to us! 🥂

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BBs, take advantage of muting words, blocking trolls, and unfollowing accounts which cause you anxiety.

We wanted to understand the complexities of a special forces mission to retrieve Iran's stores of uranium. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Wendy's in Toms River.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Not sure how much is Irish vs British, but it's there! 😘😘😘

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Donald was worried that attention on the Epstein files was the thing that was going to unravel his administration and his MAGA support. So he started a war with Iran. Be sort of ironic if that war with Iran *is* the thing that unravels his administration and his MAGA support.

Last day trekking around. Beautiful area.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

The robots are going to decide that humans are so depressed and miserable that the most ethical and compassionate thing to do is to kill us all

We hiked with the dogs up to a monostary from town. It was quite a trek, but beautiful!

Oh look! I found a disk of the moldy oldies!

We hiked with the dogs up to a monostary from town. It was quite a trek, but beautiful!

I wish articles behind paywalls could be somehow marked as such to save me the bother of even clicking on it.

The number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills. Norway - 0 UK - 0 France - 0 Spain - 0 Portugal - 0 Denmark - 0 Australia - 0 Iceland - 0 Italy - 0 Finland - 0 Ireland - 0 Germany - 0 Netherlands - 0 Sweden - 0 Japan - 0 Canada - 0 United States - 643k

Search your camera roll for hell

Took a road trip up to Meteora for a couple days. We got in a quick hike. So beautiful!

In this Ohio diner, Iran is what you did when your ex-wife's lawyer tried to serve you papers. But they do know this: At least we're talking about the Strait of Hormuz and not the Gay of Hormuz.

Quick note for evangelicals: war in the Middle East doesn't trigger the second coming. Jesus isn’t Beetlejuice.

Happy Pi Day

These were definitely a lot more fun because one couldn't doomscroll on them.

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Merriam-Webster chose violence today

Imagine a world where Americans were smarter and didn’t applaud when reactionary idiot Ronald Reagan made a show out of removing the solar panels Jimmy Carter had installed on the White House. We wouldn’t now have to worry about affording to fill gas tanks next month.

You, in another decade.

Tesla stock surges on news that Tesla has now fallen seven years behind Waymo in its quest for truly autonomous driving.

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

😂 Mad as a bag of spanners. Some of these religious nuts think this orange scumbag is some sort of prophet 🤦‍♂️🤡🤷

You, in another decade.

It looks like the Bluesky left in Iran is already trying to force woke purity tests on the next Ayatollah

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

One clown out, the next one coming in. Markwayne is an absolute idiot. Things will definitely NOT be in better hands.

If we work hard enough, I think we can get to a point evolutionarily where a gay guy’s glare could, in fact, kill someone

My French isn't so good, but I'm pretty sure this says I'll be a princess after I use this in my laundry.