All it will take is awarding him the inagural Netflix Peace Prize and the merger will be fast-tracked. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/05/n...

All it will take is awarding him the inagural Netflix Peace Prize and the merger will be fast-tracked. www.cnbc.com/2025/12/05/n...

Good Morning! New shocking discovery: ACIP and Real Housewives of Atlanta share the same plot structure. • Filmed in Atlanta • Chaos • Wild claims • Cast members powered by “I don’t need evidence, I have vibes.” Tune in today to watch the continued erosion of public health, sponsored by RFK.

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

From outbreak to breakthrough: Scientific and technological advances in control and cure HIV/AIDS Read more on hLife👇👇👇 doi.org/10.1016/j.hl...

As i was packing for the move, I ran across my World AIDS day T-Shirt from 1994 (I was in graduate school). It's a cool shirt and I'm glad I kept it. #worldaidsday

The fact that no one, in all these months, has bothered to explain this to him shows a lot about how much he's handled with kid gloves. No one dares correct him.

The dogs have done well on the ferry. The potty situation isn't ideal for them and there have been some accidents, but overall it's been fine. Just a few more hours until we dock at Patras for the final leg of the journey!

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

Hello. May I offer you some Duckxypep?

Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild: Beluga whale Gentoo penguin Tarantula Bald Eagle Sloth

After multiple days of driving across Italy, we are finally on the ferry from Ancona to Patras, Greece! Our dogs have been troopers. They will get extra souvkaki once we get to Athens! Ferry ride is 22 hours to Patras. We'll stay the night there, and then another 2.5 hour drive to Athens!

Nobody likes a tattletale… Especially at Christmas.

my cat does not take my threats to sit on her very seriously

I was diving into Ancona, Italy today when this happened: Google Maps: Slight right onto Sulfur hexadeca sulfide. Me: ????? Me: *sees that we're now on road SS16* [True story!]

Since many are discussing cranberries, I'll share a few pics I took of cranberry bogs and harvest from 2021 in New Jersey.

Yearly reminder: You are NOT obliged to buy gifts for everyone. If your budget is tight, DO NOT aquire more debt to feed the most capitalist of holidays.

Seattle Aquarium Holds Thanksgiving ‘Orc-Porp-Phin’ Feast for Wealthy Donors: tinyurl.com/yhk2c34p

Since many are discussing cranberries, I'll share a few pics I took of cranberry bogs and harvest from 2021 in New Jersey.

On tonight’s episode: Pam Bondi lunges at Lindsey Halligan: "You ruined my James Comey revenge!" Halligan yells, “You were the idiot who let the statute of limitations run!” A drunk Jeanine Pirro pushes them apart. Pam snarls at Pirro: “I’m not through with you, Miss Can’t Get a Fucken Indictment!”

Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Call me old fashioned, but Black Friday sales on blood work seems a bit of a stretch.

Geneva knows that I'm here. Should I be flattered?

I saw a very wise gentleman say in here that we must find joy in the things we think make us imperfect because theyre sure to be the things folks find the most charming about us. Imperfections arent character flaws.

There is a lamp in my hotel room I couldn't figure out how to turn on. Now that I shut off the lights, I see that it is on already and I don't know how to shut it off.

$PSKY

I married my favorite human one year ago today. In 3 months we’ll have been together for 20 years. It feels like we’ve been married way longer than a single year—in a good way.

Dear hotel administrator, White font on a photo of clouds, snow, and a white rail was not your finest decision....

American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate. -The Editorial Board

Post your favourite “The Lord of The Rings” character. Wrong answers only.

Top Zillion Little Things That Make Me Furious Even Though I Know They Are Meaningless But I Can’t Let It Go

i’m from a swing district and that means we sleep with all of our neighbors

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You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?

if you see this post your getaway vehicle

Whether neural organoids feel pain or should be placed in animals are among the questions swirling around biology’s hot new technology. https://scim.ag/3Kh8tPo

After decades of dreaming, and over a year of making it happen, I'm flying to Europe today to start our new lives in Greece. Excited with threads of anxiety is my state of mind. We have a week-long journey to get the dogs there and we should be in Athens on Dec 1. Watch this space for updates. 🇺🇸->🇬🇷

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Your own, personal Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares.

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal.

Both Democrat and Republican parties in shambles over a guy that is just genuinely nice, like vampires fleeing sunlight

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster

Game night?

OpenAI Reveals ChatGPT Primarily Used To Ask If Hot Dog Too Old To Eat https://theonion.com/openai-reveals-chatgpt-primarily-used-to-ask-if-hot-dog-too-old-to-eat/

Opinion | Mamdani was elected weeks ago. Why aren’t buses free yet?

it’s Sunday