"God helps those who help themselves" - Babylonians 4:19

Me to that Clover terminal

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

Vindication for Purple Shirt Guy

People forget that Amazon Prime has broadcast some of the greatest moments in NBA history.

Hornets Win

@notthattomgreen.bsky.social IT’S THE YETAY!

PROTECT ABORTION ALSO GO BIRDS

BIRDS WIN SUPER BOWL TWICE

@bigwillieisms.com you don’t happen to be at SC Comic-Con today, do you?

Apparently the Hurt Syndicate is still hurting people.. #AEWCollision

Microsoft starts removing "unnecessary" Copilot buttons from Windows 11 apps. www.theverge.com/news/909640/...

Lindsey Graham disappointed yet again

How dare Trump defy the will of the Iranian people and not bomb the shit out of them 🙄

Kids, let me tell you about Newgrounds and Homestar Runner…

Geno sure gets mad when his team isn’t up by 25+

Not gonna lie, I think I'd have went too far if I ever referred to myself a "Bluesky power user"

Watching this Youtube video about the planet Saturn and I can’t stop saying “yeah, like your mom lololol” after everything the narrator says

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

I want to participate in Bluesky discussions but y’all keep re-posting shit you said 5 months ago

Go Hornets

My god, my feed is nothing but Rockets and Wolves. This is why Blue sky is the official sports app.

Wait until you see their AI art collection!

Disrespectful to Kobe

lol UNC

Chuck Norris memes were stupid, I'm sorry. "CHUCK NORRIS FOUGHT A BUILDING AND WON"

One underrated reason why X is trash: the constant "Gork, is this true?" posts

@jonbois.bsky.social watching basketball

Timeline cleanse. This is my cat. Please post a picture of your cat so we can all experience some joy.

Ok, I’ll bite: what the hell is a “tankie”? - ”too lazy to Google” guy

If you live in Illinois’s 9th District, please vote for Kat Abughazaleh. You still have time, this hour and the next, to make a difference in what should be quite close, so go vote, and maybe take someone else with you.

I’m not in IL-9 but I’d vote for @katmabu.bsky.social if I could

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.

One day I want to be the one posting “<tv station>. Now.”

CAMPAIGN UPDATE: 3 DAYS TO GO!!! 💥 AIPAC and dark money groups are PANICKING!! 💥 But we’re in the streets — and you can be too!! 💥 Canvass shifts in Algonquin, Morton Grove, Skokie, Evanston, and Andersonville!! 💥 Knock doors with me and Jamaal Bowman!! 💥 Phonebanking from 2 PM to 8 PM today!!

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

EXCLUSIVE: A dark money group is offering influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate @katmabu.bsky.social www.ms.now/news/kat-abu...

Hot take: if the Texans start winning consistently, Houston fans will stop looking back on this era so goddamn much and finally just let it go

Mamdani is very good at this

the charlotte hornets are the best story in the nba. i talked to charles lee about how it happened, and why comparing them to last year's pacers is more than fair: www.theringer.com/2026/03/12/n...

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.