Got my hair cut... then played football in the rain

My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)

New Street Fighter movie looks so bad and I am extremely on board

It me

OK, we need to find out which pornstars are good lefties. Does pornhub have a filter for political affiliation?

I wanna order pizza. Somebody stop me ordering pizza

It has come to my attention that the sausages in baked beans have changed and I am somewhat outraged

Its that time of year. Fuck spotify, but an educated guess at my top artists of the year is Los Campesinos, The National, Martha, Mac Miller, Deftones.

At the driving range. Doing a simulated 18 holes, having barely ever swung a club. Needless to say it is not doing well

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

In other news, water accused of being wet

The word "directly" doing a lot of heavy lifting here

This prick turning up in my post. Get all the way to fuck

Just passed a small kid having a meltdown on the pavement and shouting, "I want to stay in my house" repeatedly, and I think we can all relate to that on a cold November morning.

RIP to Udo Kier! What a cool actor, and he made to 81 too! He’s mind-controlling Soviet dinosaurs in heaven now 😢

Dronk

I'm finally gonna see the Mountain Goats!

It's international men's day. Slip a crisp 20 into the back pocket of your favourite man and tell him his hair looks good.

Happy International Men's Day to El Bandito only

I'm rueing most of the last decade tbh

I have something in my google calendar next Sunday called "my event" Anyone wanna tell me what it is?

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Horrifying as it is, this won't be much of a surprise to anyone still using twitter.

I am so very on board

In #JapaneseFolklore there is a #yokai known as basan which is also sometimes called the fire rooster. They are a rare nocturnal bird found only in the mountains of Ehime Prefecture. They resemble a very large chicken with a bright red comb and luminous feathers. Most remarkably... #FolkyFriday 1/3

Hello, I would like 1 or more serotonins please

BREAKING: When asked how his weekend was, Zohran Mamdani said it “it was great!” when in fact it was only alright.

DIDN'T KNOW YER MAM HAD MOVED TO NORTHUMBERLAND @little-bi-guy.bsky.social

London big?

(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice

Is this not a very reasonable thing to use expenses for? Sure, it could have been a lot cheaper, but its not like he's paying for landscape gardening or heating his stables or something

Porthcawl is moody

Does your dog need walking? Ed is good people

Very much this. I just installed an android update + now there's an AI thing on my lock screen to tell me its raining and maybe I would like to try listening to a podcast I already listen to. Not only is it there against my wishes, but its basically useless.

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

Non matching strapping on the ankles. Because fashion

Do we think its time to maybe get some new football socks?

The fact we haven't had a sequel to this is honestly an outrage

Buy a lovely tentacle pot! Safe shipping all around the world due to my magic bubblewrap skills

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Stealing jewels from the Louvre? This is some proper, old fashioned crime. Really hope somebody did a backflip over some lasers or something

Morning

Treat yourself to this incredible photo essay/interview series with Cybertruck owners from @zoeschiffer.bsky.social. Will put my favorite part in a reply below because it is a SPOILER.

BBC showing sumo?!

Had an absolute bloody bollocks bastard day in work today, absolute hammering. In a somewhat out of character move, instead of opening a beer or some good old comfort eating, I decided to go for a run about it.

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This actually could explain the behaviour of some people i know...

Lol

No way I'm believing this dude isn't Ed Norton in a flimsy disguise