At some point in recent history the price of a bag of crisps became £1.40, and we just stood by.

I put up with this view on my commute to work so you don’t have to. Just one of my many selfless acts.

Before LoveHoney there were “ceramic hedgehogs”

How much more bubbles can this be? The answer is none. None more bubbles.

My life in two notifications.

Glasgow graffiti hits different

Oooh here she comes Watch out ants she’ll hoover you up Oooh here she comes She’s an anteater

Furry berks

I have discovered protein.

Last night was superb. The Royal Scottish National Orchestra performing the late Elmer Bernstein’s Ghostbusters score over the original film. Brilliantly conducted by Elmer’s son Peter at Usher Hall, Edinburgh, with a recorded forward by Dan Aykroyd 🤍👻

May have overdone it with the bubbles 🫧

Pac-Man has hit hard times 😪

Sweet dreams x

🍂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Some pics from a weekend wander around Coille Chreithnich along a calmly flowing Abhainn Ghar. Autumn on full display.

Aoibhe says fuck off x

Updating my LEGO White House

Feeling snuggly 🛏️

I’m trekking up a hill tomorrow. I can feel the aches already.

Is there a more rewarding experience than to see one’s cat asleep, belly up? The ultimate sign of relaxation. To know that you’ve created such a sense of safety and trust for an animal wired to be on constant alert. What a bloody lovely thing.

Дівчина, яку звати Ліна, стоїть на роздоріжжі. У цей момент вона найбільш вразлива, але й найбільш справжня.Вона стоїть голою посеред міста, яке звикло до масок, і вперше відчуває абсолютну свободу – самотню, холодну, але надихаючу. Це її перший крок до нового життя, де є лише вона і її шлях.

POTATO! 🥔 Baked, chipped, boiled, mashed… if it can be done to it, I’ll eat it.

In my natural habitat

A perfect chilled walk around Cill Fhinn today. Clear views of the Meall nan Tarmachan and Creag na Caillich munros. By far my favourite time of year; crisp clean air and bright but cool days. 💙🍁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

🎭 Superb performance by Ncuti Gatwa and Edward Bluemel last night! - Born with Teeth at 📍Wyndham’s Theatre, London, with @kbfoodphotos.bsky.social

Freshly showered.

Look at this gorgeous orange unit I met today.

Good evening.

Getting kicked out of mass for sucking the priest’s thumb while taking communion

These are among the nicest things I’ve ever put in my mouth.

This only happens to you once

Here, enjoy my shelves.

Selfie 👌

AI is nine point one per cent confident that I am human. Nine. Point. One.

Oh hai

No Steve, I'm not making you a bacon sandwich. Your hangover is not my problem.

Can’t help but find it egregiously distasteful seeing wealthy celebrities promoting shit-odds betting apps.

Status update: took a large gulp of tea but forgot to open my mouth. On a zoom call. Camera on.

Happy #AssWednesday 🍑 Give yourself a pat on the backside. You deserve it.

Look at this lovely seagull

Look I'm no expert but personally I would say the ideal number of Hitler concerns is "less than one" and anything more should probably be grounds for concern

Saw this and thought of me x

Doing some renovations, and something tells me one of my cats might’ve walked in the dust then tried to climb the sofa… 😻

Don’t order the brownies…

Bath time selfie 🛁

There are worse places to chill.

I am on a wander. The view is acceptable.

Spa day today. I’m totally ready for it.

Apparently I was using the museum audio equipment wrong.