music.apple.com/us/album/spi... this song is about me

shaving is such a scam

i hope joe biden is suffering immensely

graham platner sucks shit and should fuck off

you should be able to block artists on apple music. i’m being harassed with chris brown’s music. he sucks!!

Whenever I see a hot man make an AI pic I’m just 😐

not d’angelo 😔 i’m so sad man

if you only hate them for detaining US citizens, then you hate them for the wrong reasons

took a three hour nap fully clothed midday it was perfect

every hot guy on this app seemingly lives in seattle or chicago

huge pet peeve when a bookstore doesn’t have a shelf dedicated to stephen king books

wonder how octomom is doing

hate how blueberry bagels always look moldy

have been accused of appearing british by two random people recently 😔

amc flags at half-staff

this was crazy

letting the anticipation begin

miranda drinking carrie’s last mexican coke…. electric chair

huge day

don’t let them distract you from the real reason for the season

if you’re using the new ios to update a background on an imessage convo, you can very very easily accidentally facetime that person instead so heads up

listen to stoned at the nail salon without crying challenge: failed again

thinking

madrid is so pretty around christmastime

can’t emphasize this enough

music.apple.com/us/album/wal... i swear when this was released it didn’t have the brittany howard ft listed

You don’t OWE anyone ANYTHING and that’s why I don’t look at the ROAD when I DRIVE because I’m asking CHATGPT how much raw MILK is too MUCH for a newborn BABY

thinking of this picture of nicholas hoult

packed like eight shirts and four pairs of pants for this trip but found a bangin’ fit on day two and have worn the exact same fit each day since

i wish charlie kirk a very whatever fate he wishes on the most marginalized amongst us

never one to offer empty praise, @firetarz.bsky.social really sees what I’m trying to do here: post hog

it’s pretty insane how all these guys around epstein loved writing letters about how much they love doing crime and pedophilia

Dude it’s so crazy I didn’t even know doctors could prescribe things like that but I guess it might cure my depression Anyways so like I need to get a huff of your musky underwear uhhh it says twice a day

😍

dua lipa as the new james bond

music.apple.com/us/album/fee... all the singles so far are great

there’s something about a straight guy with a cat 🤌🏻

september 1 is more of a new year than january 1

it’s actually called tap to pay. not mash your credit card into the terminal. you don’t even need to make physical contact

wedding in two weeks in london. gotta buy plane tickets still. any british oomfies????

side profile of hard dick >>>>>>>

huge ears are such a turn on

what if taylor live streamed her wedding exclusively in IMAX theaters and sold tickets for $200

Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw