Now that the government is shut down, I am in charge. I expect your tributes of wheat and virgins to be on my doorstep by Monday 👑

a secret horse, sneaking into an apple bobbing contest

MG Crossbones Gundam Full Cloth. This one is hard to pose and film, so be kind. #Gundam #gunpla

I bet the key to saving the world is paying and tipping sex workers.

Tonight's gunpla is the EG Gundam Next Future Limited RX-78-2 Gundam [Classic Color]. It uses eggshell ecoplastic. He's an egg boy! 🥚 #gundam #gunpla #egg

catch my meek ass inheriting the earth

People keep telling me to “read theory”. Buddy, I got a theory. It says when people die they wake up as seagulls, and thats what seagulls are

oppose woke, have stroke

That's karma. That's fate.

Behold the kingdom!

I love payday because it means I can get little treats for myself and my friends who post holes on here ^_^

I have discovered a planet. It is tiny, with feisty seas. It is closer than a dream. I hope that there are librarians there.

Yes, you 🫵 💕 I’m casting this spell on you

Peep this candle 🕯 👀

showing up at cracker barrel dressed as the scrapped new logo, sobbing uncontrollably in the gift shop, screaming desperately at the day manager to give me another chance

every conversation is a stable conversation when you’re dating a horse

Hark! There's a planet! We could travel there with a lightsail. A cute moon drifts alone beneath its young star. If there are ginkgo trees there, you could teach love.

I have discovered a planet. There, 7 moons wander kindheartedly beneath the blood-red star. It's an excellent land.

I just read this short story, and it is really good: archive.org/details/Arth...

Build Strike Galaxy Cosmos at sunset. #gunpla #gunpla #toyphotography

Temu clear 00 Quant with building and grass turf. #gunpla #gundam

I'm a little envious of people who get gaslight by A.I. into thinking they are the messiah or whatever. "This machine trained on all the data of human history believes I'm the most important person ever and believes in me wholeheartedly?" How romantic! 😍

Water must be free. Food must be free. Medicine must be free. Housing must be free. Education must be free. Travel must be free. #Spellwork101

If you can see this, then you are in love ❤️ 😍 💖

Kick! #gundam #gunpla

Guntank? More like FUNTANK! #gunpla #gundam #guntank

Read a book, become someone somebody would want to fuck.

Not only did I build a Calamity Gundam, but I also got a photo box so I can take better pictures of my gunplas. #gunpla #gundam

No Gunpla collection is complete without a Gundam Barbatos Lupus Rex #gundam #gunpla #ironbloodedorphans #ibo

Still high off that full Moon energy ✨️ 🌕 ✨️

Our parks are in survival mode and they need more staff!

It's the full moon tonight. Don't forget to prepare your moon spells!

"Bluesky is dying" Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort. It aired in 1990.

some of yall have never dug thru the ditches or burned through the witches and it really shows…

A rarer Gunpla, this is the W-Gundam Zero Custom movie clear edition. Absolutely the new centerpiece of my collection. #gunpla #gundam #gundamwing #endlesswaltz

A deadly all-range attack! #gundam #gundam #Gquuuuuux

The Catholic church should replace “amen” with “huge if true”.

"This hand of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!" #gundam #gunpla #shiningfinger

Gouf custom #gundam #gunpla

A third Gunpla! This transparent Tallgeese 3 is already a big, cool model but they also have parts to transform it to a Tallgeese 1 or 2! It's like 3 gunplas in one #gundam #gunpla #gundamwing #gundamwingendlesswaltz

Unsubscribe from the moon. Block the stars. Mark the sun as spam.

#gundam #gunpla #gundamwing

I built another gunpla! Transparent Heavyarms custom with panels closed and open. #gundam #gunpla #gundamwing

More of my transparent Gundam Deathscythe Hell #Gundam #Gunpla

Transparent Gundam Deathscythe Hell. #Gundam #gunpla

The worst part of working in modern America is that it takes you away from your family and puts you in the lap of the Adversary.

New #coolstick finished! This one is Aeon, Master of Time. It has a chevron amethyst in the top and I hand painted the purple on the middle part. This one is very sword-like and sci-fi inspired. Once again I am very pleased how this turned out ^_^ #stick #staff #wizard #wizardstaff #wizardsky