The original box of McDonaldland Cookies featured a rare appearance of the four-armed Evil Grimace. Less than a year later, Grimace lost his two arms and was removed from the next generation cookie box design.

Bought this painting at goodwill today and I’m gonna fill it with animal crossing villagers. Donate at least $50 to the campaign below and put your favorite villager in the “dedicated to” field and I’ll add it to the painting until I run out of room.

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

Trust me, I've been doing this totally accidentally in a burrito costume for 7 years. I’ve intimidated the Paris Review, gotten grilled by the New Yorker, and stumbled ass backwards into the Simon and Schuster offices and I'm telling you none of this is real. All of these assholes are making it up

Lewdonia isn’t just about sex. Well…it is. But it’s still a fantasy world, with monsters scurrying around.

I want to buy Girl Scout Cookies to support them and have delicious cookies. But I also don’t want to buy them bc I will eat them all immediately and it’s bad for my health. Oh the duality of man!

im f ucking wheezing

Quick question, DMMs. Do any of you wear an apron when cooking? Heck, I'll throw this out to the world at large. Do you wear an apron?

Open ask - if you're in Lexington or central Kentucky, participating in the general strike tomorrow, and are willing to give a quick interview, please either DM me here or shoot me a message on Signal! Thanks!

Good morning once again

Howdy, DMMs! It's freezing out so why not stay indoors and take a quick trip through history with me? We'll look into why I can't get no lamb 'round here! #dungeonmeshi #deliciousindungeon

Online Sundance access starts in an hour and I am vibrating with excitement to spend my long weekend basking in queer film and nerd documentaries. Heck yeah. Gonna start with Jaripeo, I think. #Slippydance

“Are the arts important?” Humanity practiced them long before they had use for science and will practice them long after math is gone. Is the dawn important? Is dusk?

The Android version of Mahou Shoujo Santa Claus has now been released!! It's a little bit past Christmas, but we hope that mobile gamers who are still feeling jolly and/or are craving for a cozy, holiday themed #magicalgirl #otome game can now enjoy our game! #indieotome #amare #indiegamedev

Carnitas Pork shoulder slow-cooked in cumin, oregano, peppers, garlic, and orange juice. Chopped and shredded, spread and pan fried until one side is crispy and slightly charred. Cooking liquid added and reduced. Served on corn tortillas, micro greens, onions, and a garlic ghost pepper sauce.

Cold day, lazy boys.

I want to be a magical girl. That's all

posting this for no reason

i need you to promise me something: never stop being kind. never stop pursuing the things that bring you joy. never stop being yourself. protect that light inside of you, even if it's only a flickering little flame right now. the world is cold and cruel and scary. we need you.

It’s Bok Choy, Baby!

I’ve spent the morning cleaning so if the snowstorm comes in hard and I’m stuck inside for days, the house will be clean and cozy.

Do not travel, have your alerts on, keep your pets inside and make sure your phones are charged. The ice could cause power outages, so please be aware of where your nearest warming center is. Stay safe, everyone. Warming center map: kyem.maps.arcgis.com/apps/dashboa... 2/2

Added a few more games and finished up entries for a bunch more on my big spreadsheet of Cool Free PC Games. Considering that some are multi-game entries, that's over 350+ things to play, many of which are full, retail-worthy times. If you've got any kind of PC, videogames are just kinda great.

Me: Walks into almost empty restaurant. A big sign at the host stand says “Seat Yourself,” so I do. Employee: Walks over looking angry. “Do you have a reservation?” Me: “Oh, uh no…” Employee: *stares at me” Me: “The sign says to sets yourself.” *points to sign*

Destroy All Monsters (1968)

Delete your #tiktok accounts and uninstall IMMEDIATELY DO IT NOW His friends are officially in the driver seat now They will absolutely use this for TRACKING and other stuff

A local queer weirdo hangout is raising money to open a store. The person who runs this place is so nice that they won’t let you tip, they’ll try to give you extra stuff. Donate a few bucks if you can! gofund.me/86656feae

Let's do a silly one sensjuicebar.blogspot.com/2026/01/meal...

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

Me the 1st week of January: I’m actually doing pretty good this winter, the big SAD hasn’t gotten me that bad yet. Me the 3rd week of January:

i have completed the butterfly cardigan 🦋🦋 pattern by biyabimi ! #crochet

Fans of low-budget, unhinged trans parodies of comic book movies are in luck this week as The People's Joker finally becomes available to stream online. (US only, it seems) www.thepinknews.com/... #transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA

My Letterboxd activity moving from December to January has to look pretty unhinged/drastic to an outsider.

TIL that if you live above the 37th Parallel, it’s nearly impossible for your body to make Vitamin D in the winter b/c of the angle of the sun. (This is probs not news to lots of y’all but i grew up in florida & rarely thought about it until now 😅) source: www.health.harvard.edu/staying-heal...

words of wisdom from moon

You've heard of a small world but have you heard of a dark world??? (that is not the name of this ride) but it is Tuesday and there is a new episode and it is about a dark ride at Disney, listen you try making a joke about a new episode weekly ok! anyway, listen below maximumfun.org/episodes/sec...

If you have a Ring camera, get rid of it!

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

🎣💥

you’re fine, it’s just that it’s been january for a few months now. plan that trip or sign up for that fun class. or order the nice storage bins so that your brain can settle. where’s your saved seeds list? find your graph paper/colored pencils & plan the garden. —pep talk to myself just now

This is a brilliant idea to help if you live in the Twin Cities. (If not, they have a Venmo for donations.)

Look for the helpers

Happy Dolly Day! www.wsmv.com/2026/01/16/t...

Since a lot of folks have suggested ableist alternative words let’s chat about this: Intelligence is not something that can be measured without employing bigotry and it’s not something that determines a moral compass or good vs bad So any word at all that uses intelligence as an insult is ableist

The main thing I've learned this whole journey is nobody knows what they're doing so you're probably doing fine!