On my lunch, after 4 hours triaging a packed lobby full of sick kids, mentally preparing to go back to a packed ED full of sick kids, repeating over and over “just 2 shifts until a 2 week vacation vacation, just 2 shifts until a 2 week vacation..”

Sam Darnold appreciates the Seahawks for believing in him after so many did not.

Read this thread. It just gets greater and greater.

Westminster Dog Show: Maslow's Hierarchy of Breeds

I have confirmed the gist of this report out of federal court in Minnesota today from a source familiar. If you have more information about the District of Minnesota—either the court or the U.S. Attorney's Office—and how they are handling all of this, please reach out. I am at crg.32 on Signal.

Grants are good. But we should be extremely wary of RFK jr's involvement here. He uses the term "detox," an ineffective way to manage most substance use long-term. He also mentions partnering with faith-based organizations. (1/2) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is one of my favorite optical illusions, because even when you know specifically HOW IT WORKS, it's still hard to make your brain believe it. The image below is real-world video, but you're being tricked into believing it's an elaborate miniature by the DIORAMA EFFECT. Let's talk about it.

Following this San Mateo Council meeting thread as it echos Seattle where many locals speak up and say “this is what we want/need” a few weirdos/special interests say “nobody wants this” and the council goes “what we’ve tried in the past hasn’t worked, let’s try the same thing but somehow worse.”

Six More Weeks of Wet Season Predicted as Geoduck Squirts All Over His Shadow: tinyurl.com/mu6br7ye

Such is the outrage in Denmark over both Trump’s desire for Greenland and disparaging remarks about NATO that one of the country’s leading newspapers devoted their Saturday front and plenty of room inside to the bios of all 44 Danes slain during NATO missions in support of the US

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Person: mm cake sounds good Cake: THINK AGAIN

« The charity says it currently provides at least 20% of hospital beds in the territory and operates around 20 health centers. In 2025 alone, it carried out more than 800,000 medical consultations and more than 10,000 infant deliveries, and it also provides drinking water. »

Received an e-mail the aquarium’s volunteer engagement detailing aquarium procedure and steps to take if ICE agents come to the aquarium. What a dystopia.

mRNA tech was not created by billionaires. It was developed by scientists and researchers who were largely funded by US taxpayers through federal grants - funding which has now been drastically cut in large part thanks to Elon, DOGE and RFK Jr. - including funding for mRNA vaccines against cancer.

Another update from a former coworker now in MPLS. « It sounds insane but Costco employees told us today to be careful because ICE has been following cars that seem to be getting large quantities (suspected donations) from their parking lot to see where they are going. »

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

JUST IN: Democrats flip a red seat in the Texas Senate. Taylor Rehmet wins against Leigh Wambsganss, a conservative activist who helped lead right-wing efforts to take over TX school boards. With all early vote, and 95% of precincts, in, Dem up 57/43. Trump won this seat by 17% in Tarrant County.

Uh, this is a joke right? RIGHT?! I mean where would global society be if it weren’t for the popularization of Greek yogurt ? Thank you billionaires.

I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe. “So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?” Fuck off.

tell me five classes you took in college For my Iowa degree: •Age of Dinosaurs (my lab science) •Politics of Terrorism: Terrorism, Insurgency and War •Quest for Human Destiny •Principles of Reasoning •Problems of International Politics: 21st Century Technology and Warfare

A former doc at my ED moved to MPLS in 2025. From an update they sent: their youngest is worried mom could get hurt driving their teachers which led to tough convos earlier than expected. Oldest saying «I didn’t now bad guys were real but now I learned bad guys are real» after ICE drills at school.

Lovely. Also, Detective Jon Munch is an amazing name for a cat. Very fitting.

Seems like a good video for his trial

The Washington Senate just approved lowering the state's blood alcohol content threshold to 0.05%, by a 26-23 vote.

« The first dildo flew through the air like a rubber prophecy and skidded to a stop directly at the boots of a state trooper. And that’s when the United States government lost its entire fucking mind. » Also shout out to Smitten Kitten! Glad to read it’s still going strong.

Had a second date where we walked by a Buca di Beppo and the guy was like what is this restaurant ? And I said "it’s where everybody goes before prom" and that’s how I ended up on a third date, in my junior prom dress eating Buca di Beppo and playing mini golf. He even brought me a corsage!

GIFT ARTICLE (no paywall). Masterpiece reporting here from Adam. He deserves awards for this. “This is my first occupation,” Olsen said as I climbed into the truck. “Welcome to the underground, I guess.”

They are talking to Hauschka on the post game coverage. Be still my heart! I credit him for my weird love of kickers.

“How did it feel to beat the 49ers and the Rams to get here?” “We did not care. It’s about us. It’s always been about us and what we do.” Mike MacDonald you are so fucking sexy

theory: the shift into our current awful timeline did not happen, as many believe, after the Cubs won the 2016 World Series but actually when the Patriots won the 2015 Super Bowl. therefore, the Hawks reversing the result two weeks from now will close the portal and restore the prime timeline. bless

Absolute classic. Love my Seahawks!

💙💚💙SUPER BOWL BOUND 💙💚💙 And this time we’ll run it.

from The Everything App...Marshawn Lynch riding a bike to Lumen

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

Oh shit they messed up so bad they got the middle aged Edina folks out and HEATED. They so severely underestimated the "average American" response. Videos like this one, and all the others of everyday people showing up for neighbors is what gives me hope and is the America I believe in.

One of the hardest but most sacred, parts of being a nurse is that I treat everyone, regardless of my personal feelings towards them, their history, their families, whatever, with dignity, respect and compassion. My patients will always get the best care I can give and I am extremely proud of that.

i had to

It’s my dad’s bday and my mom gave him the present I got him and he looks so cute in it! (Also I love his "who cares I’m retired" hair haha).

BREAKING: When ICE agents dragged out ChongLy Thao half-naked in the snow, they were looking for a man named Lue Moua. He was already in prison. bit.ly/3ZwwVjK

Do you appreciate @nws.noaa.gov's posts on Bluesky? Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices? NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN... Press release: www.weather.gov/media/notifi...

the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

So things from 2006 will be turning 20 years old all this year? I know how math works, and I still want recounts on everything b/c NAH.

There is no Minneapolis Wal-Mart let alone a Somali one. You have to go to out to the burbs to see a Wal-Mart ya boob.

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Oh, to be this completely unbothered. (Not pictured: Idéfix hiding in the corner of my closet)

HOLY FUUCK YEAH BABY!!!!