Wow they won’t even have to spend money to rename things like we did with the Department of War

Trump's dad was in fact born in New York City

Don't worry everybody, there's a 22 yo in charge of counter terrorism and Kash Patel fired most of the experts in Iranian militant groups.

whoa -- this is new. Trump has a significant rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand (Saul Loeb/Getty)

complete insanity

#ポケモン #pokemon

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Miku

This is some next-level swiftboating

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

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The Trump regime, which has boasted about low gas prices, just launched a war that has closed the Strait of Hormuz, where 20% of the world's oil normally passes.

Love it when our nation’s defense contractors all spend their Friday nights subtweeting each other about killing everyone in the world

Nia

Pokeday

Get my man some Icy-Hot #Pokemon30

imo the threat posed by CBS News and CNN getting absorbed by pro-regime billionaires isn't that they're going to produce right-wing slop that convinces people to be right-wing, it's the dismantling of newsrooms capable of doing investigative reporting on the administration. Fewer eyes on the street.

Columbia President with NEW details: 5 DHS agents entered a residency with no warrant. They said they were police looking for a missing kid. Security camera even captures them showing pictures of the "kid." A campus officer asked for a warrant & their boss. They ignored him & took the student.

HAPPY 30TH ANNIVERSARY POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I realized I never drew my very first starter ever....mudkip will forever hold a special place in my heart 💙

A legally blind, 65 yr-old woman: has unintentionally lost 28 pounds because she can't afford food under Trump. "The end is coming near. Under Joe Biden I received $80 SNAP per month & was able to put away $100 per month for food. Trump took that away from me." #sheshed

Astra Yao

hug

so you get paid to like, set stuff on fire? that rules.

the AI evangelists are not okay

this thing won me a $40 ubereats giftcard in an official giveaway, feeling like a champion rn

Trump points at Democrats and says, "these people are crazy. I'm telling you. They're crazy." (Note that Pete Hegseth and the rest of the cabinet are standing and cheering.)

SOTU taking on some ominous lynch mob vibes as the almost entirely white and overwhelmingly male Republicans in the chamber stand and jeer at their Democratic colleagues while their angry, screaming leader eggs them on.

state of the union is so bad i gotta make pop tarts just to feel something

This guy sucks.

Trump is now talking about women being stabbed to death in bathtubs

an image of Trump's discolored hand during his State of the Union speech (Win McNamee/Getty)

A not bad strategy is to just peter out during one of his rambles until the chamber is half empty. When you talk to the press just be like "I got really bored, he was always stupid but tonight he was super boring. Dementia maybe?" He'd be mad. Of course instead they're just kinda sittin' there.

Trump: "In my first year of the second term -- should be my third term, but strange things happen."

Trump stole $1,700 from the average American family with his illegal tariff tax. It’s been 30 minutes. He hasn’t once mentioned how he is going to pay back your hard-earned money.

lmao Trump awkwardly slides into the gassing up tariffs part of his State of the Union speech. Note the lack of applause from Republicans.

Trump: "Parents can activate their children's brand new Trump Accounts. I didn't name it. I did not name it. I did not name that. Nobody believes me but I did not name that! It was named by a very tall man standing right there in the third row."

Rep. Al Green holds up a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes!" during Trump's entrance to the State of the Union (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)

…the women will get a $25 gift certificate to Sephora, or whatever chicks like

The Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Whoops

i hope those male hockey players feel embarrassed for attending this trash

Trump introduces the US men's hockey team: "We're winning so much that we really don't know what to do about it. People are asking me, 'Please, Mr President, we're winning too much! We can't take it anymore! We're not used to winning in our country! Until you came along we were just always losing.'"

Trump claims he "lifted" 2.4 million people "off of food stamps" ... those were literally the people kicked off of SNAP by the work requirements he implemented.

Man, look at all these pedophiles in one room