“Barely” means that something is. Not that something is almost. Someone has to be legal to be barely legal. I wouldn’t eat a sandwich with barely any shit in it.

I saw someone call George W Bush the Michael Scott of Presidents, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

You know the old saying: If you are not a Jar Jar fan at 25, you have no heart. If you are not a Jar Jar fan at 35, you have no brain.

I need 20 more stories of Cordelia Cupp please. I know the show was cancelled but let’s make this happen anyway

I need more Diedrich Bader as Batman

ADHD is where I take an ice cream sandwich out of the freezer, notice a dirty bowl, put the sandwich down in the table while I put the bowl away, then clean the whole kitchen, then think to myself “I could go for an ice cream sandwich” and then look at the table and see one I took out 20 minutes ago

Too many things have gone sideways. Time to put the tools away and call it a day! Sometimes it’s just better to take the L and try again the next day

Man the last episode of The Bear is such a beautiful portrayal of riding through raw powerful emotions to then being able to listen and communicate. So much of the show was just that first part and at this point it’s amazing growth to see that second part come in.

I dont know who needs to hear this but your full body commissions are worth more than $20

Wow! Scientists engineered E. coli to convert plastic waste (PET) into pain medicine paracetamol (acetaminophen or Tylenol) in under 24 hours with up to 92% yield. www.nature.com/articles/d41... #medsky #pharmsky 🧪

A 49 year old Canadian has died while in ICE custody.

Bombing a country then saying you’re not at war with them just their nuclear program… ok so then you’re terrorists? What other word works here particle.news/share/1ibZm

43% of white men are uncomfortable with compassion.

A real Canadian experience is wanting to go to the states to vacation or see friends or family, but not being able to commit to it because…well you know… everything

What are the tasks involved in readying a shuttle in Star Trek?

I’m watching rugrats with my kid and I’m shocked by how well I remember these episodes. Brains are weeeeeird

Session 0 for a campaign I’ve been wanted to run for a long time is finally this weekend. Pathfinder 2e homebrew story and semi homebrew setting. I’m equally excited and terrified! It’ll also be first time GM-ing Live since the pandemic

On this day last year, the Canadian Army rolled out some short-lived new branding and I did a high res version to clarify what was going on. 🫡

Remove a letter, ruin a film. Star Wars: A New Hoe

Is America winning yet? www.wargamer.com/board-games/...

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Trump: ‘The Only Gun Guy To Stop Bad Gun With Good Guy’

This timeline, man. It seems like the best news we get is when bad people get terrible news. But I'll take it. 4channers getting doxxed is just Newtonian karma.

3AM and I’m wide awake. If I had a job I’d be worried about the morning. Instead, I can drive my kid to daycare and just nap. Silver linings

Don’t get too swept up in social media and sensational news. Here’s the approval ratings in the economist. While he is in the negative people still seem to think things are better. Updated April 7th.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

I got nauseated watching that

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Growing up I thought I was the only “boy” who knew she was a girl. The lies about trans people made me too scared of my own kind. I felt so alone, and it left me vulnerable to predators. I’m visible because I never want another trans child to feel alone. I am Crystal Frasier, and I am transgender.

I think if you discover you have an Elon baby you should be allowed to just leave it at the nearest Tesla dealership

Man I can’t believe how much of a meteoric rise Johnathan Majors was on before he ruined his life. I started watching Lovecraft Country and it’s excellent

My current greatest hope is Josh Segarra is as amazing in real life as he is in The Other Two, Abbott Elementary, and Animal Control

After the inauguration I told my parents that imprisoning trans people might soon be a possibility and they immediately told me I was being ridiculous.

YES SIR!!!

Aren’t republicans all about free speech and the constitution? particle.news/share/nQoe8

Are sushi and beef wellingtons in the same food family? Has anyone made a sushi wellington?

so this kinda blew up, huh? he's since nuked his entire twitter account, so here's some more shit Udon Entertainment Director of Publishing Matt Moylan has said, so that he can't just pretend he didn't. he's been like this out in the open for years

Saturday night at a Brazilian bar listing to a bud play Brazilian 80s rock.

Just a reminder that it hasn’t even been a month yet.

I’ve settled on Notion for campaign management. The databases and tags just work so well and everything can be images and thumbnails. It works well and is accessible on any device and easily searchable. Maybe I’ll try obsidian for my next one

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

I’m looking at Obsidian.MD or Notion to manage my campaign notes for my next Pathfinder game. They both have some really cool options and guides for TTRPG but not sure which would be better…

53% approval rating eh? Wowza

Am and I got each other a weekend away for Christmas. So far it’s been massages, bath bombs, and a horse drawn carriage. I think we needed this

Psych is definitely up there with Scrubs in my top shows

Has to be tough being The Onion when day to day news is so absurd it already seems like parody. This titles of theirs is totally believable

For pete's sake, Canada, can we *not* go into the next — quite challenging — chapter of our history with a Prime Minister who thinks THIS is a "socialist salute"?

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story