Happy Birthday Caleb🎉 @mcdonaldsgoth.bsky.social and I had a wholesome time decorating cakes with our game cakes for inspo, I apologize to the birthday boy for immediately coming home and choking on Rafayel’s…exquisite hair😭😭

where is the Heart-Brooke Parasite. i need his help very badly right now. it's actually an emergency

Come see us at #AnimeExpo2025 @mcdonaldsgoth.bsky.social @lionlament.bsky.social #AX2025 #Otome

THIS guy knows what i'm talking bout 👇 (hey it's my new apartment, look)

y'all may not know this about Indiana but, around here a house isn't a home until you've baked 1 pie, 1 cheesecake, painted everything, and started a new Stardew save to celebrate the long-awaited Sunberry Village mod

@thefriendroute.bsky.social post your fic thanks --brooke

Chp 6 of I’ll Be In The Middle (While You Three Get Along) is finally here!!! The seven month hiatus is over 😭 Thank you guys for being so patient, I love y’all sm and will keep delivering poly LaDs 🙏🏻 It’s time for the men to meet!! Group date!!! archiveofourown.org/works/555446...

these are our party leaders now, ignore all other opinions

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

MAGA propaganda so bad that even russian propaganda is debunking it, what the hell is going on anymore

Yes. While there are absolutely things Democrats can and must do to slow, obstruct, etc, GOP hold both House and Senate majorities, severely limiting our options. Johnson and Thune are handing over the own keys and relinquishing their own power. Even for the cynics this should be a shock.

We all like to yell at the Democrats, but it’s really Speaker Mike Johnson and Senate Majority Leader John Thune who are letting Elon Musk and his faceless goon squad make a mockery of their power as leaders of a coequal branch without uttering a peep or lifting a finger.

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

NEW: Sources tell my office that Treasury Secretary Bessent has granted DOGE *full* access to this system. Social Security and Medicare benefits, grants, payments to government contractors, including those that compete directly with Musk's own companies. All of it.

🧪 If I were Canadian PM I would immediately: 1. Create a new $15B science fund 2. Offer any credentialed US scientist funding for lab startup and replacement of NIH grants if they move to Canada 3. Immediate permanent residency 4. Citizenship after 2 years Overnight a science superpower

Yes, it's a hostile take-over. Yes, break the glass.

So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

sorry i was weird last night. i had a single liquor filled chocolate

BREAKING: Two unions with over two million government workers are suing the Trump admin over illegal executive orders. AFSCME and AFGE assert that Trump illegally exceeded his authority by unilaterally trying to roll back a regulation that protects civil servants.

Wow. Bernie just nailed RFK Jr. over his newly-found belief in vaccines RFK founded an organisation called Children’s Health Defence. Today, it is selling onesies for babies with anti-vax messages. One says “Unvaxxed, unafraid”. Another says “No vax. No problem”. RFK should be done. (🎥 CNN)

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

it's over. we are back

So how’s it going so far?

AOC: I don’t care what Elon Musk is doing behind the presidential seal, but in this country we hate Nazis. Kind of like a foundational defining thing. Two of the foundational things about American history is that we beat the confederates and we beat the Nazis.

"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.

Gritty continues to be a real one

This goes for all y'all

I promised myself when we learned about the rise of Hitler, in school, that I'd never take something similar laying down. The answer to violence is violence.

im spending this year in delinquent mode

One thing about me - if an armor doesn't look good on my character, I'm not wearing it. Cunty vibes only in this home ✨️

i've just seen kill bill. as i finished up 2 my heart sank. "Wow, so this is exactly like Labrynth...." I said, tears in my eyes. "she's the bad guy..."

i'm fine w the male gaze. it just needs to be quentin tarantino's

monthly post of Yakuze

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

This is a perfect sentence: "All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."

Bernie can still win this

oh my GOD could Elon Musk PLEASE not get accused of cheating at Diablo and Path of Exile until the diss rap I made about you not beating Elden Ring pops off online????? I posted this not even 2 weeks ago. Jfc. Can he give me a BREAK????? he's RUINING MY LIFE

A cup or B cup? bitch I'm SS cup

He’s actually depressed because he’s only allowed to eat apples and nothing else 💔💔💔 pls someone give him some meat or veggies

[repost with an Infinity Nikki player] Infiniti Nikki player who says "Awwww, Momo! We eating good toNIGHT!!!!" every time they catch a pink ribbon eel in the game

If he shot me I would thank him

NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...

damn i have no idea who this mysterious rabbit rapper is who just confessed to the murder of Brian Thompson, the healthcare CEO????? Wtf????? i knew luigi didnt do it lmao i told yall. this is crazy i wonder if they'll catch her