I'm a shitposter because being an influencer just sounds unethical

It's okay everyone. I have great news. I have done it. I present to you ... The greatest cat photo ever.

Best text I’ve gotten all day

Lunch sketch.

Putting my cat on the internet

playing natural disaster survival during my history class i love college

ok google, how to escape flesh prison and become being pure light

I have the last final of my master’s degree on Thursday but all my brain can remember is this

i fucking LOVE GRAPPEESSSSS

listening to music in the car but I skip every song until I find a good one (it’s playing my liked songs)

spotted in utah

what’s humour without a bit of idiocy

Does this to you

anyone know where i could buy this guy

obligatory ace attorney christmas eve post!!!!!!!!

the ai in spotify wrapped this year makes me wanna boycott

did i tell the tl i got accepted into college

GOOD MORNING ☀️

most insane shit of my life (i had a latte)

Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.” She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line. By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year. Numbers are fun.

“my head hurts but your the tylenol” OOUUWEAAAAAAA

i love to think that a single drop of red 40 would kill a british person

@treybutnotsongz.bsky.social fart

openly lying for validation is crazy as hell

when i go to dorm in a college an hour away in a month i will have to leave my cat that has very strong attachment issues towards me. even my mom says when im not home for a certain amount of time she starts screaming and meowing and she gets really sad. my college has a no pet policy. :(

how does pinterest see you

supernova miku

i was so comfy and warm in bed and abt to fall asleep but then i had to get up in the cold and go pee this is so cruel and fucked up

oomf linking me to her spotify duo… i will switch platforms if i get premium

thsnk god snap has the ring flash i wouldve killed myself if it didnt

ouyuhhh matchs j love you but you make my stomach hurt

i got 4 more hours left but this day feels so fucjigb long iuuoauuhh

monkey does not wear any pants…

I LOVE RHIS THANK YOU

kuromi perfume 💫

Twitter Mfers coming to BSKY and bringing their millennial and serious ass vibe to disturb the ecosystem is WILD, I’m putting salt out, some of y’all CANNOT be here

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