Oh how I love ruining peoples Christmas just by saying “we don’t ship in-store”

Got food poisoning from subway. My coworkers know this. Coworker goes and gets subway today… I’m like “I hope you don’t get food poisoning omg” she said “I don’t get food poisoning” ?????? NO YOU’RE JUST LUCKY ????

“The word affordability is a democratic scam” TAKE ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING WORRRLDDDDDD !!!!!!!!! I hate this man with every fiber in my being holy fucking shit.

Why is Arizona cold so sharp… like it physically pains me to walk outside omg. I can go into the snow no issue but down here in the city? No thanks! I’ll stay inside.

Thank god Massage Envy lets you gift your monthly massages away bc now everyone’s getting a free massage for Christmas because I KEEP FORGETTING TO MAKE APPOINTMENTS

Oh how I wish I could send what I just wrote in my notes app but it would either 1. Make him wake tf up or 2. End our relationship. No inbetween HAHAHA FUCK MY LIFE

anyway, installing 15,000 stardew mods brb guys

omg I’ll be 26 soon….. no.

When u ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time & u still don't understand what they said

My roommate is such an ass lmao

fuck ICE

IF YOU ARE SICK DO NOT GO INTO PUBLIC YOU FUCKING MORONS.

Do everything I can to avoid norovirus and yet here I FUCKING AM

Oh so I get food poisoning and suddenly I’ve ruined the fucking entire night???? GREAAAAT. SO FUCKING GREAT!!!!!

Subway count your fucking days bitch

If you don’t have the patience to wait in lines while shopping in DECEMBER????? Don’t go out in public.

There’s still people going around living not knowing George Michael was a very openly gay man???? HELLOOO?? Have we truly listened to the lyrics of Last Christmas?!?!?

I- I swear I do NOT watch him this often.

PSA that shouldn’t need to be a PSA. If you work in an establishment with one restroom for all employee’s to use. Don’t leave your shit stains in the toilet. Flush the fucking thing until they’re gone. thank you.

never changes much but I love Mac always being number one 🤍

Lost my spider friend at work I hope he is okay

ok if you haven’t seen stranger things 5 volume one do not read the post below

Just learned that brown recluse spiders are actually reluctant to bite humans and aren’t inherently agressive…. I’m still squishing this one if I ever see it.

Apparently if you have flaky ear wax you won’t get BO in your armpits. It’s a genetic trait :)

Went to get my kittens fixed and tell me why the vet goes “I’m very sure she’s pregnant” GREAT! So I go to pick her up and nope… just a fat belly. Happy fat kitty belly. Thank GOD

I think the people over on Facebook are losing their damn minds the comment section on EVERYTHING is so beyond fucking stupid omg

Completely forgot that stranger things 5 comes out fuckin tomorrow oh my god I’m not READY

Time to go pick up my kitties who got spayed this morning omg poor BABIES 😭😭

Ok listen I am doing my best to get over my fear of bugs okay… but this spider in my room was FREAKY looking…. I had to kill it… come to find out, ITS HARMLESS. A HARMLESS SPITTING SPIDER. I AM AN AWFUL HUMAN

L$DDDDDDD BABBBYYYYY 😭😭😭😭

Watching Tyler and A$AP on stage together again makes me miss flog gnaw SO BADDDDDD

Share a smile 😊

119…. Idk how to feel

Kali’s performance was BEAUTIFUL

I should be at flog gnaw rn

So I have to take my meds at 10am, 6pm and 2am. (Every 8 hours duh) and i opened for the first time in like, months and FORGOT TO TAKE MY MORNING MEDS. ITS 6PM AND I JUST TOOK MY FIRST DOSE. IM COOKED! COOKED! I might shit my pants at some point tomorrow guys omg

how dare u I'm literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth

The holiday stupidity of the public has started

On top of it I think im getting sick again oh my fucking god

Me: *works at a chocolate store one mile away from my boyfriends work* Boyfriend: *hasnt seen me in two weeks* “I need chocolate for a potluck tomorrow. I’ll get it from costco!” Me:

if you see this post, do it too 🖤 pronouns: she/her height: 5’2 shoe: 8 zodiac: aquarius smoke: weed & vape (embarrassing😔) tattoos: 7 piercings: ears (used to have nose and bellybutton) fav drinks: dr.pep, red bull, trixie rebel from dutch, blueberry lemonade, passion tea (tazo)

Ima need yall to realize that greening out on weed is not equivalent to saying you overdosed. Thank you.

i be like "i don't care" & hope the hash slinging slasher gets u

how is HE gonna be the one with the idea to come over HERE and watch stranger things w me to prepare for new season and then yet AGAIN PICK STAYING HOME??? WHY BRING IT UP? “You sound disappointed” NO SHIT????

IT TAKES NO MORE THAN 30 SECONDS TO LET YOUR PARTNER KNOW YOU GOT TO YOUR DESTINATION SAFELY. JUST BTW!!!

bf has me feeling like this and I will not be sleeping tonight! so glad I don’t work tomorrow!

also got to scare a child at work today bc he wouldn’t listen to his mom (his mom approved of the scaring) it genuinely made my night

got annoyed with my neighbors at first for parking literally everywhere on my street and not leaving room for my roommate but now I hear them celebrating someone’s bday in the backyard and I’m like almost in tears they sound so happy!!! Idc about the parking anymore!!

Definitely sick and just remembered that stardew valley isn’t cross platform I could cry

Omg I think I’m getting sick FMLLLLLL