god please give me a toews jets goal

credit cards are for buying hockey tickets

lana del rey new album titled Did you know there’s a glory hole in the us/mexico border wall?

i am chopped unc

PENS FUCKIN WON BABY LETS GO

need a bottom three stars of the game. evan bouchard getting the major shit star

the more i watch evan bouchard the more i cannot believe we are paying this dude 10.5 million a year to shove his thumb up his ass

“love thy neighbor” mfers when their neighbor is black, mexican, asian, arab, native american, mixed, an immigrant, gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, queer, transgender, non-binary, or a woman.

trans guy who hates the mets putting ftm in his bio twice

STUART FUCKIN SKINNERRRR

blue jays lost the lead

WHAT THE FUCK

why do the mariners already have 3 points

god please let it be a brewers v blue jays world series

hockey is great because if three guys who are listed as 6’1 stood next to each other none of them would be the same height

crazy shit happening with the san jose sharks

going to watch my college hockey team get their cheeks spread by a far better college tonite

tristan jarry hate is no longer allowed after that holy shit

stars and that big ass uber eats logo on the side of their helmet is the dumbest looking shit i’ve ever seen 😭😭😭

i am so fucking scared right now

kill me

leon draisaitl i will lick you clean

calgary flames more like. calgary lames

HOW DID WE NOT SCORE THERE

dude.

had to go get cat food and i MISSED DRAISAITLS 400TH GOAL

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE NUGE

DAWG KILL THAT GUY IN THE PANTHERS JERSEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

who’s this fucker at the oilers game wearing an atlanta braves hat

yankees are dead and gone

tim hortons would probably fix me

i am scaring away beautiful women by being a fan of the new york mets

i got this guys don’t worry

dawg if vientos gets traded i’ll legit blow my head clean off

whenever someone asks me what i listen to my mind blanks and i feel like the stupidest person ever

ticketmaster gotta blow the fuck up man

showing up to this game in a mets hat and a giants jersey, rushing the field, and promptly blowing my head off at home plate

dawg my college hockey team just got our shit kicked in.

is performative male fashion gonna become like a y2k fashion trend in 20 years

who is the time being and why is everything for them

Why is he lowkey me

ITS LIKE RAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

penis ripped off by penis gnomes

is this legal