This is why I regularly practice 360 no scoping my submissives with an aluminium baseball bat.

Even if you don't purchase smut, it should be common sense that the right for anyone else to obtain it shouldn't be completely up to modern day crusaders and credit card payment processors.

Dreading this dystopian life where I now have to go outside to find young girlfailures to fuck instead of just messaging them on grindr and telling them to come over to my place.

I need to make @cryptcallie.bsky.social dress up like this for me again sometime soon 😈

In fact while I'm thinking this have a little video of me painting my girlfriend's face (and the sheets behind her 😅) to start with.

Oh nuuu I’m all locked up 🔐 Guess you’ll have to take advantage of a caged femboy this #humpday >~< Or you can let me out? 🥺👉👈 #nsfw #irlnudes #femboy #caged #angypawsad

Chat.. You're not going to believe this! 😜🍑🍆

Been thinking I should really get back to posting some pictures/videos of the fun I've been having on here and considering I'm seeing 4 different girls over the next 4 days I think this might be a good time to get back in the habit 😈

"It's so cool Giant Bomb was able to wrestle itself from the hands of its corporate overlords and go independent...anyway that's why you should support scabs who ride the corpse of another great site that tried to do the same thing and instead had all its staff laid off"

There weren't enough jobs for people before. There aren't enough jobs for people now. We are just going to lose dozens of dozens of people who thoughtfully cover, critique, and investigate the video game industry forever. It is a profound loss that will not be recovered.

thank you to everyone who has been diligently archiving giant bomb videos to various places because wowee

Reposting this for no particular reason

New Tattoos! First of many that I'm hopefully going to be getting soon.

Stopped by the Erdogan protests after meeting Shohei

Just a reminder to everyone that this is the kind of reward I give to good girls who service me just the way I like.

Ordered a new fleshlight that hasn't arrived even though it was supposed to be here on tuesday. Last tuesday 😭 I hate UPS.

Yesterday I made a girl nearly a decade and a half younger than me cum so hard that she just lay there afterwards gently crying with a giant smile on her face. All while her girlfriend watched and told me how hot I looked pounding her. Pretty fun night 😋

Just realised that two different people I'm talking to on two different dating apps are partners and now they are making fun of me for not putting it together sooner. Hoping the oblivious bimbo energy is endearing >.<

"Dronification ? It's basically petplay with opposable thumbs" 📷 @obiyokai.bsky.social

'it is hard to pinpoint at what point in my life i yearned to be fucked by another woman’s boot. when had i become such a desperate mess? when had i begun to crave this degradation? when did i first lower myself to beg for just a single touch, even if it was the lash of a whip?'

I'm a very lucky girl 🥰

I love boneless wings :3

Baker Mayfield when he sees a rush lane

Watching the texans go down by 6 points and immediately give up on the run game is making me realise I could have made it as an NFL coach after all

Not been posting much recently because I've had a whole lot of stuff going on but I can't resist fishing for compliments when I'm having a lazy night in but still feel this cute.

i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you

Sleeping in the big fuckass Deadly Premonition bed would fix me

well i think that matt eberflus is the best football coach in the whole world

thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event

I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together

Baker Mayfield converting a 4th down while stiff arming Nick Bosa might be the greatest single play i've seen a Bucs quarterback make in 25 years as a fan.

if you're looking for a game to replace your daily Wordle while supporting the NYT strike, I recommend Parasite Eve (Squaresoft, 1998) for the Playstation 1

I think in these conditions we need to throw a red flag immediately when there's a crash. We can't be letting drivers finish laps.

always remember: no nut november is the online nazi chastity month, locktober is the real chastity month.

Call me Old Yeller the way I'm a dog taking shots in the back.

I'd like to believe that the Green Bay audience are soured on Brett Favre because he's a sexual harasser who stole money from a children's charity but I think deep down I know it's because he committed the, far worse in their eyes, crime of playing for the Minnesota Vikings.

me: ladies and gentlemen brain: three HUNDRED mega bytes me: of storage capacity brain: that's right

What I won’t share on twitter just yet, is, that I think I’m the first person to run doom on a gasmask

Who was the first wrestler that made you fall in love with professional wrestling?

Calvin is my ADHD king.

Indeed.

my hero

Me, to myself, age 14:

Oh also they wrote very sweet things all over my body that reminded me how good a puppy I was for a few days after 🐩