Over 1000 civilians dead, and we're letting Trump use UK bases to further his war. Britain should stand firm against Trump's illegal warmongering, and stop these bombers landing on UK soil.

My wife is a doctor. She uses the 1 - 10 pain scale. When anyone says it's 'at least 12' she knows they are, in her words, a 'fucking idiot'. (Lest anyone think she has no compassion, she is a very talented palliative care consultant, expert in pain management and relief.)

I was like And she was like And he was like And we were like OMG!

Here’s a short poem called ‘Morrissey’s Fridge’.

“DUBAI WANKERS!!”

Douglas and Star in a rare bed share moment.

Today’s poem is called ‘How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.

One of the best things about getting in to board gaming is painting the minis. No ‘realism’ constraints, just let your imagination go. Gimli from Journeys in Middle Earth.

Which should read 'Peter Mandelson led away from Camden home by police'. Who writes this crap? @bbcnews.bsky.social

I know it's ridiculous to have any hope in this world, but I hope Andrew squeals like a pig and dobs everyone else in it.

Star watching the cheese board.

Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor https://theonion.com/dog-must-make-split-second-decision-whether-to-kill-or-show-tummy-to-visitor/

The Roman Pharos (lighthouse) at Dover, still standing after almost 2,000 years! 🤩 It is the tallest surviving Roman structure in Britain, and one of only three surviving lighthouses from the former Roman Empire! Dated 1st-2nd century AD. 📷 me #Archaeology

Telly bloke commenting on the Men's Biathlon shooting has just said that 'Those fingers are freezing' because athetes at this level won't have a wide range of gloves to choose from to suit all conditions to ensure they aren't.

If you have a Royal Family, you have deference. If you have a Royal Family, you have a class system. If you have a RF, you essentially say, "These people are better than everyone else by dint of birth & should maintain enormous influence, wealth and power." Why would anyone want that at all?

Oh cool, new bench spider. Wait, that’s a…. 😱😬🤢🤮

i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"

This is David Bull. Presenting on TV. Wearing a panty pad on his ear when Trump got shot. Nothing he says or does should *ever* be taken seriously ever again.

@itvx.com not being able to go 40 minutes without interrupting the game with an advert is some real shithousery. @sixnations-rugby.bsky.social

A snowy aerial embroidery I made two years ago... I was looking back through my landscape archive and found it again 😊 I wonder where that car that drove off the bottom left is going?? Hopefully they got back ok 😅 #art

I had the Studio27 carbon decals on back order at Spot Model for nearly two years. Worth the wait as they look fantastic on the Tamiya 1/12 Suzuki GSX-RR ‘20.

Utterly brilliant. Get one while you can.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

We built a retirement home for the oldest street dogs in Thailand. I promise this will put a huge smile on your face

Swift bricks to be installed in all new buildings in Scotland after Holyrood backs ruling

This, by @claireberlinski.bsky.social, is a smart, thorough comb through Trump’s use of language, and what it says about him — and robustly makes the case that no-one has to be qualified to make a diagnosis to point out what everyone can see and hear. claireberlinski.substack.com/p/the-presid...

the nyt style section vs. der spiegel

Northern Lights over Greenland 🇬🇱

We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business

I really hope Heba Muraisi ends her hunger strike - the point has been made that Keir Starmer and David Lammy don’t care if she dies . Just politicians doing what politicians do. www.newarab.com/news/heba-mu...

Nadim Zahawi arrived in the UK from Iraq as a child refugee. His family claimed asylum once they were here. Today he has joined Reform who will stop all in country asylum applications. Under his new party, his own family fleeing persecution would be immediately deported.

New to #Bluesky? Hello! The best way to find good people to follow is with #StarterPacks — type in a key word (journalist, historian, comedian, etc) and you’ll get curated lists of recommended follows There are now 324,000 packs, so plenty of choice! blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack...

The hill I will die on: Online shops, please I beg – stop with endless post-purchase emails | Athena Kugblenu

A breeding colony of white storks will be re-introduced to London for the first time in 600 years as part of a rewilding project.The native birds,which were driven to extinction in Britain in the 1400s,will be located in Eastbrookend Country Park from October next year www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

stick to religion yeah?

Tower of London closes after apple crumble thrown on crown jewels display

We deserve better than this

As always with @theonion.com it's the sting in the tail...

she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October

Everything on our news agenda is being driven by a corrupted disinformation machine, run by a billionaire who sponsors Tommy Robinson and who keeps trying to foment civil war in the UK. And incredibly our MPs & news providers stay there. THAT is the problem. Not some bad editing choice on the BBC.

Trump Solemnly Lays Wreath At Site Where He Would Have Died During Vietnam War If He Weren’t Rich https://theonion.com/trump-solemnly-lays-wreath-at-site-where-he-would-have-1832907992/

We should vote only for those who promise to make billionaires history. We need a great levelling, through tax and redistribution. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

EXCLUSIVE A prominent racist has been hacked by somebody with identical values. Click for more: open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...

Priceless Jewels Stolen From Louvre In Daytime Raid https://theonion.com/priceless-jewels-stolen-from-louvre-in-daytime-raid/

My Autumn aerial embroideries I made last Autumn... I've made a start on this year's landscapes now! Lots and lots of colourful and brown trees coming soon 🧡💛🍂 including another geometric one maybe? #embroidery #art

There are basically only two positions in the debate about Al 1. You can be my bodyguard 2. I can be your long lost pal

Amazing bit of 2019 footage this. Frei doing a great job of trying to hold Farage to account as he and Nathan Gill go walkabout. And I suspect Farage will come to regret his quip at the end about Russians if it does the rounds again.

These dogs just took an 1,800-mile adventure across six states to their forever homes ❤️ #partner