HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

If ever I was a contestant on Love Island, I can guarantee you that by week 1 I would have created an infernal and wretched altar to the dark gods out of all the other contestants innards. The British public would also not vote me out for it

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Nasa astronaut on ISS, caught this sprite over Mexico and the US this morning. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. Source: NASA Astronaut Nichole Ayers

There's a pet psychic who got called out on Tiktok for being a fraud (getting every detail of the pet owner's life wrong) and the pet psychic responded saying that the pets must have been lying to her

Was a bloody pleasure!

So our new album ‘Fallen Star’ is out now. Extremely proud of this album, and tour last week was a ton of fun. Looking forward to playing more of these songs in the very near future. Hope you enjoy

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.

These are the wealthiest elites in the most powerful nation that ever existed. Believing in meritocracy in 2025 should be considered slightly less naive than believing in Santa Claus

What if an innocent person is executed? The death penalty is absolute caveman nonsense and does nothing for anyone. It does not bring back the dead. HOW’S THAT FOR A HORROR STORY STEVE

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

Also, if you're the kind of person who feels the need to comment "waaaah I prefer their old stuff" on any of our new songs/videos, think for a second. Get up, have a stretch. Take a deep breath. Then don't do it

New single 'Fallen Star' just dropped. Our most Carl Sagan video yet. Shot in the heart of a quasar (allegedly) youtu.be/U96kQD238lU?...

Thinking of the term "mould on a rock that got to think". Then read about the current mould problem in UK houses, plus the mould problem I've been having in my own place, and concluded that we're actually just "mould on mould that's got to think (about mould)". Shit rocks

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

I can never take the threat of Chinese propaganda seriously when I see Joe Rogan supported by Spotify and multiple huge corporations having a hundred times worse and bigger influence on people around me than anything China or any other government could even dream to imagine

"AI" programs like chatgpt have zero intelligence going on, they do not know anything, they have never had a thought, they don't understand the things they say, they will tell you false information, they are not capable of verifying anything they tell you

Also, if you've been enjoying 'Atonement', please give us a vote in the Metal Hammer poll for best tracks of the week. If we win, I'll tell you about how jetlagged and over caffeinated we were during the filming of the video (hint: extremely). www.loudersound.com/features/bes...

Finally got hold of some Heretic Legion models from Trench Crusade and I am so hyped that I could implode in on myself like a neutron star

Saw a reaction video for Atonement where one of the hosts was asking why we as a band suggested that Will Ramos sing that last verse. So, just to clarify... we didn't (he just kind of... added it). And secondly, we liked it and thought it was cool. Mystery solved

Tomorrow. 5pm GMT youtu.be/Ut1AcpPPOS0?...

Anywho, Employed To Serve are off on tour with @celestialsanctuary.bsky.social and @burnermetal.bsky.social in April. I’m gonna go out on a whim here and say there might be a riff or ten. Good ones too

Constantly jumping in my head between "Elon Musk is doing this because he stands to gain financially from being a fascist", to "he literally radicalised himself craving for the attention of Nazi's". It's both isn't it?

biden could have brought about a ceasefire, stopping the massacre of palestinians and seeing hostages released on both sides, at any point in the past year. he didn't because he didn't want to, and it's only happening now because he's leaving

His whole presidency was like Bruce Wayne talking about how Batman needed to do something bsky.app/profile/acyn...

If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”

capitalism filters the most short-sighted and cruel members of society to the positions of greatest power, those qualities being necessary for prioritizing short-term shareholder value over less important things like the planet not going on fire

Yeah I’m posting about this again because it pissed me off. Oh the lamentable Dems who so offended the tech billionaires unlike Republicans who uh threatened them with life in prison. Maybe they’re just rightwing dipshits! Maybe that’s the case!

Getting reminded how useless mainstream press is at dealing with the far-right as Elon starts attacking Norway. He shares some bizarre conspiracy theory about immigration posted by some neo-Nazi and our press reports it with the headline "Elon Musk criticizes Norwegian immigration policies"

saw a post saying the hiroshima bomb was necessary to end the war, feel again obliged to point out that it was not. what they actually mean to say is 'to end the war with japan accepting an unconditional surrender,' something which is also not true but at least more arguable

There is a genre of person on Bluesky who will post things like, “I thought this site was supposed to be better than Twitter but it turns out you can’t even talk about feeding children into the torment nexus without getting yelled at”

I mean, yeah. That’s Elon Musk 🤣

This, but with Orca. Also the Orca have legs and live on land now

“Spleen Black Metal” is such an awesome title for a song

Been speaking to Sammy recently regarding the worst Metallica lyrics. My personal choice has to be; “I hunger, I hunger, I eat!”

I enjoy Winchester as a city, but why must it insist on not updating its phone signal infrastructure post Norman conquest

Favorite Steven Seagal (true) story: A writer goes in to meet with him and he’s behind his desk crying. “Are you okay?” the guy asks. “I just read the greatest screenplay I’ve ever read in my life,” says Seagal. “Who wrote it?” the guy asks. To which Seagal replies: “Me.”

Was not expecting to find the best modern example of class consciousness in the comment section of a Ben Shapiro video, but here we are

Posted this guy on Instagram, but the algorithm there has decided to absolutely obliterate it for some unknown reason. Let’s see if it does better here #grimdark

Applying streaking grime to Black Legion miniatures whilst listening to ‘A Theft’ by ‘Still’ might actually be my new religion