time for the tweet again

I understand bailing out farmers who suffered some sort of natural disaster or blight to their crops from a parasite, disease, etc. But that’s not what is happening. They can’t sell their abundant crops because of one man. Trump did it, he can pay the farmers out of his crypto.

@jennylsq.bsky.social is killing it this afternoon. Keep the pedal down!

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

Los Angeles 2025

starting the rumor that the Gayle King and Katy Perry that came down from space are not the real Gayle King and Katy Perry anymore

I’ll say it: anyone who sees a movie starring this monarchist fuck is a class traitor

Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s theonion.com/jealous...

RIP to the only decent country ass president of my lifetime

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

You can only complain if it’s in the complain region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling whine

Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?” Me: “Yes please” Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”

Can’t overstate a) how much this is the perfect opening to any work of fiction and b) how much it understands me, personally

Hard agree

I missed having fun with friends 😂🤣

Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In theonion.com/trump-locks-...

Current disposition: Watching My Cousin Vinny. It's got more rule of law than we're gonna see in the next four years.

The Atlantic next week.

Looking to connect with folks who might have knowledge of mining techniques for when we might need to dig out of re-education camps. Rethinking this post as I type this. Oh well.