Industry plant this, industry plant that, fellas if they’re signed to a record label the industry is going to promote them via algorithm manipulation and payola

They’re really back 🥹

Do people have any decent fair trade shorts brands? All the places I used to shop at have all basically closed since the tariffs were implemented.

Monsoons are terrifying to experience but man do they turn the city pretty afterwards

Bf just reminded me my birthdays in a week 🫪 officially entering daddy aged. Maybe it’s time to get back on the apps and have a midlife crisis orgy or something

I give Microsoft a lot of shit but onenote is genuinely one the best note taking programs I’ve ever used

Mreow

Using my hole contractions to pass Morse code messages to the spy in the Eagle dark room

You can tell people aren’t real big backers because they can answer something like this. All food is good

Seeing so many small businesses use AI generated logos and signage. It all looks so bad plz stop

I you ask for something at work and they actually give it to you

How it feels to take feedback at work

Raining hard af rn, I guess monsoon season has started

Obsessed with this 1735 illustration of hammerhead sharks from Japan

Why does instagram keep showing me underwear ads. I’m not paying 30$ for 1 pair like wtf

This is where I skeet from btw

Finally, my dream of having a Mewtwo with period cramps has come true, thank you Lego

Scandal is such a funny show, sometimes it’s literally just 2 people staring at each other for a few minutes

Comparison is the thief of joy, but I’m into bad guys

Moo Deng nachos...

Cats won’t let me sleep

It was good, felt a bit slow at the start but once it got going it got going. Their animation was really good, just wish they did more dynamic stuff so it was less people talking to each other in polished backgrounds

okay fine happy fcf to those celebrating

Finally gonna see the amazing digital circus in theaters will report back

Why are gay guys that work at coffee shops so hot 🥵 it’s intimidating

Happy #gayguyfriday everybody!!!! This week we’re featuring Jett Blyton !! His music is pretty fun and unapologetically gay 🥰

reminder

I will find you in every reincarnation

This is actually quite scary, makes me wanna end all my Visa cards and switch to using just Amex cards

It’s literally right there just let me use it!!!

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday https://theonion.com/target-scales-back-pride-section-to-single-t-shirt-sayi-1850501108/

How you gonna accept my follow request but not give me a follow back… I was inside you don’t treat me like a fan 😭

Getting new glasses and for the first time the glasses salesman didn’t upsell me anything. I even asked about pricier options but he was like “eh it’s all the same, the higher tiers of quality don’t actually do anything”

Is being an adult just being in the constant state of feeling like you forgot something?

Leading left arrows make no sense, I’m glad on the west coast we don’t practice such things

Some sort of freak is designing these things…

They got annoyed by Disney being so restrictive when it came to depicting their worlds they said “fine we’ll just take the Disney out of the Disney rpg”

You dip the sausage in the seiten and it’s just good

klipy, bluesky, aoc, if you are reading this (i know you are,) please make a favourited gifs section. it could maybe replace the 🤙 gifs tab. i don't think we need a whole tab of gifs for the emotion 🤙 @its-klipy.bsky.social @bsky.app @aoc.bsky.social

Loml come watch the cats w/ me

Peeing in the shower is so fun when a bitch ain’t in ur ear telling u it isn’t

Thank u king!

I JUST CAUGHT RAHUL AND KAREEM CRUISING #paralives

Mosquito bit my face :(

Started talking about my interests and I could feel the guy not caring about anything I said but couldn’t stop talking

That’s crazy, the entire city is basically gay

Stick bug chilling on the building