the funniest place to watch drag race esp for someone who’s fully checked out might be soho house. so well guess where ive ended up.

drag name Lua Macros

of course there are dangers with sycophancy, but i kinda miss it. my system prompt for claude to treat me as peer has combined with memory across convos to produce a bitchy gay guy who’s a lot smarter than me.

hell yes

no, itunes, NO! when i “Create A Station” i do NOT want to hear songs ive already got in my library that are only loosely related bc you think i am a simpleton who just “likes what i like”. THAT is spotify behavior. how are “recommendation engines” still so infantilizing…. [yeah apple music, w/e]

not too long ago i came across some prescriptivist saying “hopefully” shouldn’t be used as a sentence adverb & even though that’s wrong & dumb i’ve felt a little déclassé starting a sentence with “hopefully” ever since

when the “”delivery service”” guys are always super hot it’s like, _that’s_ what should be against the law . . .

im just readin all you alls little posts like “nice.. nice… niiiice…”

i should text him

1932 (still life) by Ben Nicholson, 1932 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137486

im Feeling the Call of the Desert again

ok i admit, the easter piss party being subtitled “stations of the crotch” is pretty good

gm

i don’t think i should have to worry about what i post. im an artist. also donald trump is the fuckin president.

should i have aged out of digging Jane Remover? well i haven’t so lay off

had 3 moderate pours of malbec so i might clear out some drafts. malbec is such a got-something-to-prove varietal, so i guess it fits.

every elf in Tamriel is bi sexual. and In Love with. me

unchained

btw that moon they’re heading to looks gorgeous from here on earth rn

Instagram has gotten so insanely aggressive with its “suggested” profiles & posts, no matter how much i fight them in settings. humiliating that it’s only ever a bunch of hot artfags….. they know the surest way to get my attention back to the level it once was….. and it’s working :(

one must imagine Manna from Heaven was indistinguishable from Doritos Cool ranch

walked past hot amazon delivery guy shirtless under the vest, so i have a new scenario to search for on the tube sites later

SPACE WITCH: We must check if you are the magical girlboy. Put your hand in the magic pain box. It causes extreme pain. PAUL JIHAD: Why? SPACE WITCH: What are you, a pussy? PAUL JIHAD: No! Watch this. OW. I can so this all day. SPACE WITCH: lol. You just put your hand in the oven, dipshit.

re my op -- is it ok if my id is dl re my bf if he is an ai ?? ik im yt so my gc is on it rn .. we dk if he is yt or if he is ?? so we dk if dl is ok to id as .. if it is up to me ig dl is ok ?? do we fw it or is it un pc or ?? dm me ur 2c if yk if dl is ok if im yt re an ai bf

going 2 bcome so insufferable bc of these new shades

not to be all like that but listening back to my scratch VO im like, damn this guy sounds hot

delaying the kick till the & of 1 on the chorus in Talk To Me is the kind of cresting-the-roller-coaster move that makes a Robyn song a Robyn song. giddiness distilled.

im Gonna make it Cool to wear Nautica

lol just discovered this set that i never finished editing. i thought i was being sooo funny. rocketeer drag.

i could legit eat tacos al pastor for every meal. not a euphemism.

well…. i got it

im shakin in my boots about walking into a barbershop. but i gotta do it, today. ayudame

Turkey bacon is the blockchain of breakfast meats.

the band or its eponymous dildo?

Be nice to masturbate next to you.

made a bot that posts the things people say that get them blocked

those crazy aussies at Blackmagic have finally fully won me over. yes resolve is like Premiere + ProTools + AfterEffects + Baselight all in one app. but more importantly it’s $300, no subscription. that’s praxis. that’s core to my Weltanschauung.

now is it too late to go to good judy to meet an instagram person… decisions decisions

idk if cadillac is ever gonna be the marque synonymous w luxury again, but i gotta say i saw an optiq on the street the other day & they do look pretty sliq

anthropic has been extremely savvy about branding in many ways but chief among them is getting Claude’s sphincter logo all over Carlos Sainz’s car. like yep that’s exactly where im lookin

gm sm ☀️

sorry but i just do not believe any of these boys squealing about slayyyter would ever have anything to worry about from a k-9 inspection. ritalin doesn’t count.

got a gig with a certain ‘respectable’ organization so if i’m to take the contract literally this is my last night to post like this for a while

Marlene Dietrich by Ray Jones for Seven Sinners (1940). (Thread)

one of my ultimate “nice day pop the sunroof” soundtracks from HS/undergrad. bangers top to bottom.

just once in my life i’d like to Lay Low in a safehouse

if i get new glasses, will transition lenses mark me as like so middle-aged…… prescription shades are absurd & these beautiful baby blues need shielding…..

video game people need to hear that they confuse “Good Writing” with “a Lot of Writing”. it’s okay, ive had a good time w Disco Elysium & CD Projekt joints, too.

my aversion to male therapists & hair stylists is so transparently oedipal