does being really into reliant k as a teenager get you into heaven

no call no showing tomorrow to make sure my boss believes the rapture happened

do we think Dan Campbell will talk about the rapture in the locker room tn

Disney isn't bringing back Gridiron Challenge because they're COWARDS

my NSA blorbo just called they're taking me off the no-fly list because me and Shay broke up today

participating in girl lunch (half a coffee and a bowl of leftover linguiça)

someone asks how im doing and im like “im good hbu :)” meanwhile the debuff indicator above my head is going ATT DOWN DEF DOWN MAG DOWN MND DOWN AGI DOWN POISONED SLOWED DRY PARALYZED CONFUSED BLEEDING

if I look like that at 38 I want you all to put me out of my misery

Izquierda Derecha, by Juan Genovés, 1967, 📸 via @beysicc

Looking to borrow this list for RC Houston. Please hmu if you have leads. mtgtop8.com/event?e=7398...

go birds. victory nachos

jordan davis I would kill for you

Maybe Patullo’s scheme is to piss AJ off for a half so he’s an absolute un-tackle-able beast for the second half.

www.gofundme.com/f/help-emma-... help Emma out if you can!

La migra just kidnapped an entire painting crew at the Dunkins on Broadway at McGrath in Somerville

UPDATE from EAST SOMERVILLE: first one federal agent says this man is “lawful” — but they took him into custody anyway. They produced no warrant, stated no probably cause, and when pressed, reportedly said “you look like the description of the problem” in reference to the man they have now abducted.

we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content

A reason for logging in today: some hero uploaded the commentary for Marge vs The Monorail with Conan O’Brien. If you don’t have the DVDs, this is incredibly funny and informative, like the other commentaries with Conan youtu.be/HOeieZqtNc0?...

mid 2010s Facebook would've eaten you cowardly bitches alive like cocktail shrimp

One thing we've noticed is that ICE agents in Massachusetts are increasingly filming/photographing community watch verifiers who come up to vehicles.

happy new "leaving the party" to all who celebrate @leavingtheparty.blog @scilipoti.bsky.social

i guess there’s no reason not to post it now: it’s 🐝 yourself Friday, and today that means there’s a new episode of @leavingthepartypod.bsky.social! today our show is about a little historical fantasy RPG maker game FELVIDEK. please find links to listen and read a blog post about it here :)

it’s important to remember that dolphins fans are bad people and you shouldn’t feel for them even a little bit

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

happy national cheeseburger day to all who celebrate - regardless of creed, color, or origin, today we are all cheeseburger-americans

the number one way to resist this is to take care of yourself. if for nothing else, do it out of spite. survive against the dying of the light long enough to see the end of the tunnel and then a flood of sun will engulf you.

Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

this team is going 8-9 for sure

put me in jail all you want pussy it won't stop me from being the most beautiful woman in the world

if I won the lottery you wouldn't know but there'd be signs

You do not need to register for a list of anything to go to a protest. Organize locally, move things offline as much as you can, use encrypted messaging (with disappearing messages). Be extremely careful, things are about to get much harder.

BAE: Come over ME: I can't — I might be John Constantine or I might not be him, but I'm drunk as fuck and down the pub BAE: My parents aren't home... ME:

You love to see people protecting their neighbors like this

This morning in East Somerville, MA masked agents who told bystanders they were from Homeland Security abducted a man who lives in the neighborhood while he was on his way to do laundry. Video shared directly with me of the moments after he was detained and put in an unmarked vehicle:

some of us got this way before hanging out online. i am notoriously from Massachusetts and was getting hyped at 10 years old about starting eagle Jeff Garcia winning the NFC East

borderlands 4 is a game about important things on plateaus that are impossible to reach

the woody woodpeckers that David Lynch saved are at it again

GO BIRDSG

Fired football coach Brent Pry's wikipedia photo is the hard-livin' version of opinion guy

GO BIRDS

taking plan B with a dunkin donuts iced coffee in a god-honoring way

uh they suspended @tranniehathaway.bsky.social ???

okay, this might be a bit of a niche ask, but does anyone have a line on a French Duels of the Planeswalkers Grave Titan? obvi not possible to order from overseas right now, but I would like to try and get it signed by @lucasgracianoart.bsky.social in Baltimore in October. Reposts super appreciated!

pov you just walked past an angel on the beach

The original sin of platform content moderation is seeing it as a speech issue (and rooted in protecting the long corrupted Americanized idea of ‘free speech’) and not an association (and interpersonal harms) issue, hence the consistent failure across the entire industry to take harassment seriously

gm from beautiful sunny new england beaches