In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

if this outbreak happens to broccoli rabe I'm gonna look like that image of Peter Griffin post they/them pussy

tom brady chaser arc confirmed I've seen those pants before

If you think a transit cop is doing literally anything except looking at jailbait tiktoks on the clock sending the most heinous Instagram DMs you've ever seen you have granite countertops where your brain should be

Readers: if this meant something to you, please know that I survive or don't on my freelance income, and my tip jar is open on venmo magdalene-visaggio every dollar helps

Welp. Given my foot situation, I'm going to need to skip a bill this month to pay someone to cut the grass. I also need to cut the bushes. House kinda looks abandoned. Can't have that. If you can help, please do. If not, sharing is always free. If you have questions, @ me. Thanks in advance 🙏🏾

american exceptionalism is when I have a wife

packed a joint so fat for me and my wife we got home and I spent $25 unemployed american dollars on a Final Crisis tshirt

Everyone should read this thread by Matt about the battle for safe streets in Boston and the failure of leadership by Mayor Wu and others

you really should not be using that site. it's fucking insane seeing some of you on there posting like it's not completely embarrassing for all involved

i still have an account there so that no one yoinks my username and does god knows what with it. why on earth anyone would *post* there or read it regularly anymore is really beyond me

im also joining in on the trend. i love da colors

Dot has tried her best to be a good dog — but when you're a dumb mutt, sometimes your best isn't enough. Abandoned by her owners, she has no choice but to train under a champion fighter for her chance in the ring. glitch-heart.itch.io/pgdf #toxicyurivnjam2

✨ CUSTOM POSTURE COLLAR GIVEAWAY ✨ thank yall so so much for helping me hit 3k finally!!! in honor of all of you beautiful people im giving away a custom made posture collar! ⬇️ details and rules below ⬇️

Building a jerk off shed with the homies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You are not gonna tell me some guy named Poindexter is a manly man come the fuck on lol

Remembering MF DOOM today on what would have been his 55th birthday (born July 13, 1971) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/MFDOOMhbd

============= BREAKING NEWS 8:30AM "A person was killed. ICE was involved. State Police and the Department of Public Safety are now on scene to gather details and would expect the FBI to investigate as well. These are the details that I have at this time." Ryan Fecteau, Maine Speaker of the House.

PACKWATCH YOU NASTY BITCH

mirror’s edge

We've lost two colleagues recently and it hurts beyond words. For almost all city and transportation planners, it's so much more than a job, it's our lifestyle, our everything. It's heartbreaking to lose one of our own, it's infuriating that the system failed us again and again.

tomorrow!!! go give kit birthday money www.gofundme.com/f/help-kit-w...

Or something

if I see a single one of you rat fucks going past the handmade plover signs at Plum Island or anywhere else i am going to disrespect your nesting grounds (burn down your dogshit condo)

Donate to staff impacted by absentee landlord union busting bosses that pretend to be punk and progressive

Fam, this is the young father shot and killed in Cambridge over the weekend. I gave some $, maybe you can too? #CambMA #Mapoli I'm supporting The Bautista Family. Learn more about their story and join me in making a difference in this family's life. www.supportnow.org/the-bautista...

it’s so important to have crushes on women in their 30s

Ok fuck it, I hate doing this again but Xfinity was supposed to give me a 500 dollar refund on Monday and they haven’t, I paid my bills last week thinking I would have that money and now I’m well in the red because they all processed, If anyone can help me out I’d very much appreciate it

Lama Su, Prime Minister of Kamino, has revealed in an Instagram Live that he attended Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s iconic wedding at Madison Square Garden. Congratulations to the happy couple!

yeah girl I get it I listen to Glen Campbell and have prophetic visions of being a cowboy

armchair quarterbacking ralphie cifaretto's scrambled eggs with my wife I have the best life in the entire world

the ps3/vita store closing announcement at the bottom of this is too funny lmao

does anyone have my personal FLAC CD rip of Andrew W.K.'s Gundam Rock around. like if someone could remember what mega dot nz account I had that in I'd be really thankful

There is no justification for this reaction to a teenager politely asking a question. Especially given some of the shit I've seen adults pull at community meetings.

Lowell PD assaulted a 14 year old trying to speak out against a data center www.lowellsun.com/2026/06/30/l...

cinematic parallels

overstimulating day got me googling 'nonverbal activities for me and my wife'

Lobster Roll #12 underneath a canadian hot dog variant and salmon I'm gonna be sick to my stomach

hey when we say that liberals and democrats are worse than useless on trans rights this is the kind of shit we are talking about :) by the way :) what is the fucking point of conceding on title IX like this. what is the fucking point.

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hey Medford/Somerville pals, reminder that if you have an AC lying around that you’re not using, especially one that can cool a bigger space like a kitchen, @mutualaidmamas.bsky.social can redistribute it to a neighbor who needs one

Here's a version with the artist's name

i love you twin peaks

im getting a fit off

VITA MEANS LIFE

my sister texted me earlier that she gently parked a Bentley in heels and idk how to tell her that I shot a 45 on pop a shot in this dress and platform sandals