I play a Screamo Fest this weekend AND estrogen is making me look like this. We stay winning

texting my gf about what im doing in a videogame at 2:30pm on a weekday and my brain flashbangs me with this screenshot

Im fag?

Been plotting out my next ttrpg campaign. Halfway through writing the main antagonist i realized i was writing the android/cell saga from DBZ and decided to just roll with it

he thinks he missed the train to venus he's out back jerking penis

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Women’s quarters #starfox

I am going to turn this into a transbian shirt so fast

I wanna have sex to gay nerdy indie rock like bloc party

I think we should let baseball players take steroids again, that shit rocked. I want to see the HR record broken by like 3 seperate dudes who look like they're about to explode

kissing the homies goodnight (sloppy, lots of tongue, saliva trail connecting you when you separate)

I think I'm tired of people talking down to me just because I'm depressed

Lets fist fight each other. It doesn't have to be homoerotic but itd be cool if it was

Someone pls grab me and grope me and tell me I'm a good girl while i **** **** ****

Post gig sweaty n soft

Got called a tranny at work today. Like i know that how do YOU know that

♡♡♡ i love being a good dog

Shower sex rocks actually y'all are just cowards

choking on her dick as a stim

Sorted em

So i found my old magic cards... i think im sitting on a gold mine of rares

You know it's bad when you write lyrics and it iust reads like a suicide note lmao

I'm sure the fact that I've been listening to nothing but mitski and jenny lewis is a good thing right?

snoo pingas usual i see

every time you start using theory words at a straight trans woman, you have to pay her $10

developing a really horny gambling addiction by flipping a coin every time i have sex to determine if it'll be gentle or rough

I have two simultaneous needs of i need to be beat and i need such tender loving and idk in what order

Fund freyja friday (sorry for stealing your caption) www.paypal.me/emmyfunds

Okay this one might be my fave from that gig.... im SO mysterious and hot

some of u on here

I looooove engagement bait! I looooooove being a girl in 2012 again!!! Lms for a tbh

I need to get jacked again so i can lift pretty women

Told the wife i "needed to be with child" and they hit me with "but my love, your womb is barren" and i genuinely started crying oops

I need someone post gig to fuck the makeup off me pls and ty

Obligatory post gig pic

Yeah prog working...

once again

t4t means your stubble and their buzzcut velcroing together when you snuggle

MGS4 IS BACK

Did someone say more bathroom mirror pics?

I need to watch DBS broly again that movie fucking rules

Genuinely what the fuck was i talking about

Okay no more wearing my heart out on my sleeve, back to posting thirst traps and liking my friend's posts

I love making art it's evil and hurts me deeply and I wouldn't want it any other way