lesbian before anything else

"I wish everyone a merry christmas, a happy new year and the best fuck of your life, because i just had that" "I just wanted to brag" -my wife

I wish i had the guts to post actually horny things on here

Kiss me

grave robbing for a new cock for your frankenstein's monster gf (her old one atrophied)

Holy fuck WE needed this so bad i forgot how nice it is to fuck somewhere that isnt your house

Romantic getaway at a beautiful house in the middle of nowhere for christmas i needed this so bad.

I need to be kissing more women all over their beautiful bodies

Lesbians... kissing me... petting me... and kissign me

Tien Shinhan ur so babygirl...

Man those kids in japan in the 80s reading Dragon Ball in weekly shonen jump must've been so shaken up by DBZ. One week goku has won the 23rd tenkaichi budokai against Piccolo Jr. The next, sci fi time babey 😎

I love in DBZ Kai when you can tell when the animators have completely redrawn a scene bc it goes from beautiful early 90s cell drawn anime to the roughest quickest digital sketch overtop of the original frame

I need someone to tug me around and throw me around and kiss me and call me pretty this insant!

NO FUCKING WAY

need elf pussy

At least when you have a crazy bad mental breakdown you feel better afterwards [citation needed]

Tapping the sign (@boocanan.bsky.social)

Why are people only just now making fun of the size of my nose. This shit has always been big and sicilian! dawg why couldn't you have given me a deep seeded resentment towards me and my face when i was little! Unlucky for you, i know i have a face card

average twitter discourse post: (blue checkmark white mom) "some minorities give me the ick tbh" vaguely leftist influencer quote tweet: "erm,,, did she really just say that???" average bluesky discourse post: "being transfem is inherently bourgeoisie"

Lesbians... kissing me... petting me... and kissign me

Fit for my work meeting + whats underneath

I want to tour but not for like fame or money. I just want my pals to see my band in their city

Oh i dont think i posted these

Her ass is listening to the great annihilator

I've becoming the most insufferable type of tranny again: swans fan

I better get a raise at my quarterly review... im so cute and good at my job...

God i need to move out of this terrible town

Whatever... song posting babey

lot of yall are still beholden to the shackles of the protestant work ethic and cultural puritanism and it shows. pleasure is good, actually.

btw if you see a trans person today expressing extreme amounts of grief or anger or sadness or any kind of negative emotion your response should be to either share in those feelings with her or shut the fuck up. same goes for indifference tbh. we all have different feelings today.

if you're transgender you have to live

chaser dentist who books in exclusively trans women appointments so she can watch them squirm in the chair with drool running out of their wrenched open mouths

Cut my fucking finger... the cilantro... she betrayed me...

I need to play w a different ttrpg group

Fit for my work meeting + whats underneath

I love 90s emo

Chat why my tits hurt

Godzilla has no fucking idea how to load that paper and is begging you for help.

I am like a cartoon character. I wear my same outfit every day (black longsleeve, black jeans, black denim jacket, spike necklace) and go to my little job and then make dinner for my wife Sometimes the animators remember i can wear earrings

Tbf my tits are getting p big...

Hot girls love Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Avy has mow described my nipples as "Hershey kisses sized"

Not to be such a millennial/gen xer but my god i love super mario rpg and it's soundtrack

I think i should watch and rank every mainline goji film,,,

the world is a beyblade battle stadium and i am an extremely lost zhu zhu pet

Wife n I finished firefly... they're soooo mad that's the end of the show

Mmmmm mothra back tattoo,,