Explaining to Nicole Kidman that I cant "just pause it" to have sex again; it's an online game.

Im so mad i can't find the matching lace bra for this

Hi google Emo Girls kissing

What if a lesbian treated me poorly and i wouldn't care because they would call me a good girl and all abuse would be justified

drinking a white monster because i cant have her white monster

I forgot i could dom top and WOW i missed this

Hey hot tip if you're a pretty girl on grindr messaging me: DONT START WITH WHICH SHOW YOU'VE SEEN MY BAND AT

MGS Comic

I am just a dog that is just a girl that is just a dog that is-

the whole robophobia meme immediately stopped funny once half the jokes became equating clanker with the n word. like, no it's not identical, but if you're replacing a word in a racial slur you can't reclaim with "wire", i'm gonna look at you funny! i don't think you should be staying that!!!

puppygirl who likes wruff sex

aww what a cute hairy puppy woof woof 🐶💖

I love takin nudes at work

I looooove my inability to follow through w ppl after flirting w them. It definitely makes me seem cool and mysterious and not just some weird flaky loner 😎

I think my next ttrpg campaign will be space cowboy themed...

I am so obsessed w this set of pics (theres like 20 pics) i need hands all over me and kisses and my makeup running and

its october 3 so its once again time for me to drag out this 4 year old drawing. i never actually finished the series back in the day i should do that eventually

At the optometrist, because since i turned 26 my eyesight has fucking CRUMPLED

Today was the wrong day to not wear a bra

I think if i don't have someone's fingers in my mouth asap i will explode

I am so ready for my band to take a break for a few months, we are so so so so tired

Two of the slowest days ever at work today and i still got good tips

Wife and i have been playing through suikoden 1 together (i guide them gently while they control) and we are so close to finishing this and getting to peak (Suikoden 2)

With the current uptick of screamo/hardcore, it is simultaneously fascinating and disturbing how misogyny-core has nestled itself back into the scene. I thought kicked you fucks out years ago

My current job is front of house hospitality. i forgot that you get told the wildest shit by random customers. I had a lady and her care aid come in and we chatted about the food etc etc and as she left she locked eyes with me and said "Freyja, you have my granddaughters eyes"

okay sure yes yeah this is my style, pretty cartoony. i can do a little oc drawing, a drawing of you, a creature, whatever you'd like really. $25 is my asking price, dm me you're interested!

Sheepdog

Wow yeah Jane Doe really is THAT album it is also Converge's like 4th best record

Wife has been teasing me all day while we tidy the house and I cant handle this anymore i am going to explode

My band called me old for playing "niche games" from 2005 again

inventing a new kind of hrt that makes women's noses bigger

I hate having days off without my wife i just want to build this shelf with her and tidy and be domestic and what? I gotta wait till SIX???? bullshit

I love being like a 7/10 chef and married to someone who's not the most confident in the kitchen. It means even my most mediocre meals are something special to her

I love listening to Venetian Snares, hurting my brain and going aw man I'm not the right kind of autistic about music for this

Boobs or whatever (god i need to clean my bathroom counter)

They're calling her the world's gayest screamo musician

I have taken too many of these god damn cold and flu meds without realized these aren't non-drowsy

I think being sick is God's plan to not let me kiss more women and honestly... homophobic