with prep time i think id do a good job on most talk shows. i think i could get a 75% ageee response from the subway takes guy. i could make the room cry with my last meal. i could make sean evans seem charismatic.

i know i’m gonna have to post a lot of titty to get you all back on my side after this but the new star wars slaps you guys

this is my fav part of owning a steam deck

last night i saw a clip of john waters with the comments all saying he’s giving trixie mattel and im still fucking mad about it

ally beardsley i will go into debt to get a plane ticket for you

just got overserved at chevys ama

i need to yap about green lantern with somebody NOW

i am feral tonight who wants to moan into my ear

pov you are my laptop that i keep precariously resting against the leg of my desk

pov you are my laptop that i keep precariously resting against the leg of my desk

i like when horny spreads through my TL like hiccups

rotting in bed ❌❌❌ frotting in bed ✅✅✅ globetrotting in bed 🏀🏀🏀

i’m so excited for lanterns … i was already like passively but the fact it’s taking place in 2016 and 2026 , everything we’ve seen is the 2016 plot of hal training john, and just a vague “something else” for 2026…. AAAAAAA

POV you are my coffee table

POV you are my coffee table

GUESS WHAT

me when im dr gero

waiting on ultrasound results i hope im pregnant

having three daughters named hype moments and aura

This was yaoi back in 1989.

i am really good at doing this to ppl btw

there has been a targeted cyberattack against linux based wii u emulation enthusiasts this is unbelievably funny

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so yesterday was goku day. and nobody got me anything. interesting.

meeting up with friends today we are probably going to make out a lot and i am going to use all my energy not calling them mommy wish me luck

gay thoughts

i’m gay

rules lawyer please text me back

im high and cannot stop thinking about texting her this is a devious combination

currently cucking my yahtzee copy

You expect lesbians to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Tomato Town where I might get jailed for being myself.

mental health is doing so much better now that i’m not vaguely moralizing food subconsciously

currently having a panic attack while my butch calls a lawyer for me and i think i accidentally just asked out the rules lawyer

let my gf show me an episode of drag race

nilla wafers are underrated

on one hand, too many remakes of star fox 64 sure sure sure. on the other hand HOLY SHIT

skill issue

star fox yay

button down shirts are so hot. methodically unfastening each button...

one thing i miss from tumblr is spam reposting

dick from a girl that calls u a perverted and pathetic loser,,,

have it yuri way

maul shadow lord is so goddamn fun it’s the edgiest thing in the franchise and i love it for that

rules lawyer update she came over for board games and asked me to elaborate on my dragon ball OCs i mentioned before and while i was talking she held my hand

the freaking girls

trying to figure out if i technically had a threesome today