Just a par. Streak: 313 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,795 4/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Arnie Levin

Buoy, oh buoy, oh buoyant. Streak: 312 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,794 2/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Liza Donnelly

Another elusive wordle. Streak: 311 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,793 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Bill Whitehead

No more Tapas. Streak: 310 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,792 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Carroll Zahn

Cool. Streak: 309 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,791 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Liza Donnelly

Of course the boogeyman is real if he lives in your heart, Billy. He's as real as you or me. Good night.

Whole rabbits! Streak: 308 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,790 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Matt Diffee

Those weren't visions of sugar plums. Streak: 307 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,789 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Arnie Levin

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

A swift rehumbling. Streak: 306 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,788 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Charles Beyl

The Law Of Random Starters™ remembers. Streak: 305 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,787 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Ellis Rosen

Moms deserve ALL the flowers, but flowers & chocolate can’t fix the disastrously falling dominoes that start the moment a person becomes a mom: Republican leaders must stop undercutting moms & end the affordability crisis. @msnownews.bsky.social   www.ms.now/opinion/moth...  #HappyMothersDay

#mothersday #satire

You have $1000 to spend (this is theoretical). Is it better for your mental health to buy: A. Therapy B. A cleaner C. A rusty old van ANSWER: C. Park the van in an abandoned lot where you can drink white wine, eat leftover Goldfish from your handbag, and scream into the abyss.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms who are doing the best they can! And to everyone who is separated from their mom by death, by choice, or for any other reason: you are not alone. LIFE IS COMPLICATED!

🎵Makin it to the streets🎵 Streak: 304 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,786 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Harry Bliss

Dead-ended at three. Streak: 303 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,785 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Tom Toro

30 percent of Americans are against [squints at notes] the Pope urging peace

Eclipsed myself. Streak: 302 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,784 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Tom Toro

Yikes

Got through it. Streak: 301 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,783 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Meredith Southard

300: Rise of a Wordle Streak Streak: 300 #Wordle_NYT Wordle 1,782 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Harry Bliss

Close the door on cold defeat. Streak: 299 Wordle 1,781 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Emily Flake

Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5

Kelp laden sea of greens. Streak: 298 Wordle 1,780 6/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Kasia Babis

Well reasoned reasoning off. Streak: 297 Wordle 1,779 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Charles Barsotti

Ask your father. Streak: 296 Wordle 1,778 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Paul Noth

My mother used to say, "If you've got nothing good to say, don't say anything at all." Otherwise, she was mute.

Fell for the oldest trick in the book (accepted apple from a serpent).

Split-lickety. Streak: 295 Wordle 1,777 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Charles Barsotti

Well, ain't that some b.s.... Streak: 294 Wordle 1,776 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Harry Bliss

Perfunctory par. Streak: 293 Wordle 1,775 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Roz Chast

No indecision. Streak: 292 Wordle 1,774 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Charles Barsotti

Dude, this could've been gnarly. Streak: 291 Wordle 1,773 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Harry Bliss

He's Craig. Streak: 290 Wordle 1,772 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Thomas Wykes

Fetch me a beer. Streak: 289 Wordle 1,771 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Matt Diffee

Put the gov in the past tense. Streak: 288 Wordle 1,770 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Liam Simonelli

Bit of irony or bitter irony. Streak: 287 Wordle 1,769 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Felipe Galindo

Easy money. Streak: 286 Wordle 1,768 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cartoonist Graham Annable

This spa day not just relaxing, but last place the cops will look.

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

At 9 PM PT tonight Koester & Kindler tackle this question: Is Byron Allen pure evil or just a run of the mill hack? On Instagram LIVE!!!

Guys, will you each drop a name? I want to enjoy a vicarious brush with fame parasocially. #ByronAllenDoesntCount @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social #TestShow446

Bluesky Roaster really gets me! "B.D.'s writing is like an expertly crafted joke: concise, punchy, and always with a twist. They blend intellectual insights with the sort of absurdity usually reserved for late-night talk shows, leaving us questioning our reality while simultaneously laughing at it."

If, I'm not being inauthentic, who am I?

X knew me too well.

Watching To Live and Die in LA and they give you the Wang Chung song straight out the gate, this movie is NOT fucking around

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