Christopher Callipygian
@chris.clapham.org
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Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).
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BladeoftheSun
about 1 month ago
If you don't love Nigel Farage give this a Like. If you hate him, give it a RT.
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Fireworks going off in Balham for some reason, just quickly checked the news headlines.
3 months ago
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How is it possible to be deported from international waters?
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BladeoftheSun
4 months ago
Charlotte Church sang From the River to the Sea at a fundraising event for Palestinians and now all the usual people are screaming antisemitism and trying to cancel her. RT if you stand with Charlotte Church and Palestine.
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Does Boris Johnson know how children are made?
4 months ago
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BladeoftheSun
6 months ago
If you won't buy this crap even if it does get unbanned, RT.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆
7 months ago
She didn't need Department of Education and she turned out just fine....
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Gerald Ratner's now thinking thank fuck for Elon
7 months ago
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So, my burglar alarm went off this morning Sensitive content warning for the arachnophobes.
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BladeoftheSun
8 months ago
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Protect Kamala Harris ✊
8 months ago
REPOST if you stand with AOC!
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This looks like an AA meeting with a bunch of Magnus Pyke* impersonators. You'll have to be of certain age to remember him.
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8 months ago
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BladeoftheSun
8 months ago
Victoria Derbyshire replaced Laura Kuenssberg on her own show and she was 1000x... infinitely better. RT if it is time to replace the Laura Kuenssberg show with the Victoria Derbyshire show.
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I love London; man in full combat gear assembles an assault rifle on the Tube, "...but the other passengers are unconcerned."
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/2490210...
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Man arrested after viral video of man with ‘assault rifle’ on Elizabeth Line
A man has been arrested after a viral video showing someone wielding a look-alike assault rifle on the Elizabeth line in Whitechapel.
https://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/24902108.elizabeth-line-video-assault-rife-man-arrested/
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Parody Keir Starmer
8 months ago
Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
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Just had to pay my wife's not inconsiderable self-assessment tax bill as she can't move the money out of Barclays.
8 months ago
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Lakota Man 🪶
8 months ago
When Trump says DEI he actually means Brown, Black and LGBTQ people. Oh, and women too. Agree?
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Hughes-on-the-Wold
8 months ago
Is Toby Young a cunt? His public persona (or lack of), absence of interpersonal skills and obsessively unhinged outlook might lead us to conclude so. But that would be unfair on cunts.
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Paul
8 months ago
Ok Michelle .. have a sit down my lovely.. you seem a little vexed ..
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BladeoftheSun
8 months ago
The Government plan is to temporarily renationalise Thames Water, for you to pay off its debts, and then to let someone else takeover so they can rob you, build up massive debts and do the same all over again. NO water should be NATIONALISED. RT if you agree.
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Gemma Clark 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
9 months ago
Transphobic bigots have called me a ‘TRA’. I wish I was worthy of that title. I haven’t done nearly enough, but I will keep trying to be an ally. 🏳️⚧️
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Wonkette
9 months ago
If Zuckerberg Wants 'Masculine Energy,' He Ought To Consider Being The Strong, Silent Type
www.wonkette.com/p/if-zuckerb...
By Robyn Pennacchia
@robynelyse.bsky.social
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If Zuckerberg Wants 'Masculine Energy,' He Ought To Consider Being The Strong, Silent Type
Not afraid to be servicey.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/if-zuckerberg-wants-masculine-energy
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It's a bit like when you wash your car complete strangers feel compelled to say "you can do mine next"
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9 months ago
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The Onion
9 months ago
Jealous Trump Throws Own State Funeral To Upstage Carter’s
theonion.com/jealous...
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George Takei
9 months ago
I know his brain is, but are they really calling him “Mush” now?
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BladeoftheSun
9 months ago
Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist." RP if Mick is right.
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Phil Plait
9 months ago
Happy perihelion! At 13:28 UTC, Earth reached its closest point to the sun in its orbit, a mere 147,104,000 million km distant, about 1.5% closer than average. It's all uphill now until aphelion in July.
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BladeoftheSun
9 months ago
There's no better reason to keep Tommy Robinson in jail. I'm sure you agree.
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NO KINGS IN AMERICA… 😎
9 months ago
Just so we’re clear…👇
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Merry Christmas Mark, thanks to all your hard work and
#GBNews
we are still allow to say that
10 months ago
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Marc Elias
10 months ago
I don't.
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Dreamliner Again
10 months ago
Heads up! Do NOT use the
@blockjessesingal.bsky.social
moderation list to block his followers. It's a bad faith list, which includes trans accounts including mine. Use the list by
@jessothomson.bsky.social
instead, which is trusted and legitimate. Please share.
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Paul
10 months ago
Michael Gove, 57, caught in snog with Oxford lecturer, 32, just two years after divorce
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
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Michael Gove, 57, caught in snog with lecturer, 32, just two years after divorce
The pair stunned diners at London celebrity hotspot J Sheekey, where oysters can cost £79 a dozen, with a small serving of caviar costing £80
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/michael-gove-spotted-enjoying-christmas-34314054
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Peter Stefanovic
10 months ago
Human Rights are universal & non- negotiable
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Henry Morris
10 months ago
Right. I'm off back down the hill to my storm ravaged house, but if I came back out later and the post below has gone viral and sold thousands of copies of my new book, The Tories, A Tragedy, I'll buy you all a pint* *To share
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There needs to be a "cut my face open shaving" emoji
10 months ago
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It would be remarkably ironic if Brian Thompson's shooter turns out to be someone with cancer who was refused treatment by the "Universal" Healthcare Group and will now receive treatment whilst awaiting trial.
10 months ago
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Biltawulf
10 months ago
I accidentally followed some accounts that are really heavy reposters. Rapidly removing them. Urgh.
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BladeoftheSun
10 months ago
Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.
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Just out of curiosity, is Gregg Wallace a member of the Groucho Club?
10 months ago
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Ashley Kuckelman
10 months ago
Be an ally. 💜🩵🩷
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Well, that's that sorted out
#kotlin
#springboot
11 months ago
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On my final day on Ex yesterday, I got one final like. (Why yes, he did miss the point)
11 months ago
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