It’s been an unacceptably long time since I mentioned this so fuck this bigoted old shitbird and fuck all you shitbirds out there who support him.

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Hey Donald Trump, the world hates you.

I really hope he has internet access in hell when the day comes . Because he’s gonna READ SOME THINGS.

It's sad that the most criminally depraved, greedy, malignant narcissist of our lifetime will probably die without ever having faced a single negative consequence of their actions. It's even sadder that in 2026, you can't be 100% sure who I'm talking about.

DISTRACTIONS DON’T WORK. COVERUPS WON’T WORK. NOT EVEN WAR. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

If only one reporter... just one... would raise their hand and say "what the fuck are you saying?" that person would go down in history in the best way. Yes, they'd be kicked out of the WH press corpse, but I have a feeling they'd still do okay.

Send ICE agents to Iran. They already have the outfits.

EPiC is a gift from Baz Luhrmann to Elvis fans. Thoroughly enjoyable!

Trump doesn’t want the U.S. men’s hockey team at the State of the Union to celebrate them. He wants them there so it looks like they’re celebrating him.

Get the fuck off Twitter, people. Seriously.

To the first responders and teachers in Tumbler Ridge who acted immediately to help those in need — you are the best of Canada.

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

Don't know who this quote is from, but man...

Ice is the Gestapo. Trump is insane. Elon’s Grok is publishing child porn. Stephen Miller is a white supremacist. JD Vance is making shit up. Somebody release the Epstein Files.

one takeaway from the grok noncon porn thing is that much of the media just isn't interested in an issue they can't pretend has two sides or that doesn't give them an opportunity to shit on the left. Also it would be uncomfortable to justify remaining on twitter after acknowledging it

At this point, anyone who has read and seen everything and continues to protect the perpetrators, or fails to act against them, deserves the same punishment. Shame on every last one of them.

It’s the year 2025 and Americans have to watch a bootlegged international version of a news program because it was censored here in our country to protect a criminal president.

all i'm saying is that there were better options

I pity future historians. Nobody is going to believe any of this shit actually happened.

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

get this everywhere

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You are not Making a Difference there. You are not Fighting the Good Fight. You are not even Maintaining a Community you couldn't easily replicate elsewhere. You are propping up a right-wing site and, worse, you are being warped by your constant exposure to it and you don't even realize it. Leave.

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And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

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Damn.

Trump is a genius but you can't see his grades Trump is healthy but you can't see his medical reports Trump is honest but you can't see his tax returns Trump is innocent but you can't see the Epstein Files

The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.

girl full offense but if you are seeing anyone's genitals in the bathroom at any point you have fucked up. i've spent 30 years using women's restrooms and i have never in my life seen anyone's junk except my own

I quit Twitter before it was cool. I walked away from 3.2M followers, and absolutely nothing changed in my life, other than fewer garbage people disrupting my peace. There was little value then, and there is even less, now. Staying on Twitter is a moral and ethical failing, disguised as business.

You can rationalize it however you want but staying on twitter is a terrible choice. It is not the “town square.” It is the world’s disease-ridden dump. You don’t need to be there to think critically or write relevantly or stay abreast of current events.

If it wasn’t for double standards, MAGA would have none at all

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SO excited for this!

The only ABC show I watch is Grey's and I can certainly live without it. Screw you ABC, you cowards.

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Is there some sort of support group for people who can't do this without singing "I am living in a cereal world, and I am a cereal girl" (to the tune of Material World) at least once? Out loud? Asking for a friend.

If you want to astound a younger American today, tell them that thirty years ago there was actually a years-long investigation into a president's personal business dealings and, even better, it centered on a real estate venture where he *lost* money.