I have to deal with car sales people for the next couple of weeks. Send help.

This!

Proof that god has a sense of humour

Look for the helpers

From the archives of All Things Georgian, 'Servants wages in the late Georgian Era' - wp.me/p3JTNy-72G #MondayBlogs

Ooh! Nigella Lawson to become a GBBO judge. I likee!

Feels odd to keep sex blogging amidst all the horrors but it’s the equivalent of me showing up to work and I do have to keep doing that. I also figure I can be v little use just screaming but maybe I can be vaguely distracting if ppl want distractions? Unfollow/mute me if you need, I fully get it.

This is incredibly moving. dansinker.com/posts/2026-0...

'“You don’t mind giving blow jobs,” he added, “so you have to do it.” '*Have* to. Like taxes.' NEW guest blog - the fabulous Liv Arnold explains why she's retiring from blow jobs.

Mind melting. Absolutely mind melting.

Bloody hell!

Woohoo!

This made me giggle quite excessively.

@skywatch.blue Hey! I think you run the MAGA blocklist? I am violently anti-MAGA, but your coding saw it in my profile and added me to the list. I am now autoblocked by many people I have known for years. Please look at my profile and TL then fix this!

It is fucking annoying to discover that, due to somehow having got onto two M*G* blocklists, I am not autoblocked by the majority of people I used to interact with. BS is becoming less and less appealing and blocklists are being misused.

BLOG POST: Following in the footsteps of Henry VII on a pilgrimage to the sacred well at St Anne's. (Footpath closed.) precastreinforced.co.uk/2026/01/17/p...

🚨 ALERT ⚠️ 📢

This is an amazing shot. @dreadships.bsky.social @axe99.bsky.social #navalhistory #maritimehistory Facebook Naval Analysis page.

😂 #NotAllMen 😅 *skips away very fast*

"When people treat your love like it is cheap, worthless trash, it’s easy to fall into the trap of believing that *you* are trash too. But you aren't." This time last year, I encouraged men of London to up their game. [Possibly one of my favourite posts, I felt it so good]

There's now a SEVEN part #AudioPorn series on the site. Ludicrously hot, journey that takes in so many different #kinky experiences. Come check out the latest instalment! Huge thanks to @gdwsundial.bsky.social 😍 (and there's MORE coming soon!) www.girlonthenet.com/blog/sunday-...

I don’t want to shag anyone who would treat me with contempt.

I just want to say that I fucking hate Etsy. I now find it almost impossible to tell the difference between the lying, cheating, deceitful, scumbag drop-shippers, and genuine small producers.

I predict that the USA will win the ⚽️ World Cup 2026 🏆 because all the other teams will forfeit, on principle and by fear of ICE 🤦🏼‍♀️

Just saw a content-theft account reposted by someone here. A tip: if their bio says something like, “if you own the original, DM me,” you can tell they are happy to steal, mislead, and profit off other people’s work (and don’t want to be called out about it in public). Personally, I block on sight.

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years: Tax cuts for the rich ...don’t trickle down Boosting military spending ...doesn’t bring peace Slashing regulations ...doesn’t create jobs Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

Taint Zapper! This is objectively hilarious. Years of research and millions of dollars, and any dominatrix could’ve told you that yes, a mild electrical zap does in fact both delay and enhance male ejaculation. These guys have re-invented and re-packaged: the tens unit archive.ph/2026.01.07-0...

I'm so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to 'protect the children' while Elon Musk's site can just generate CSAM with total impunity.

Finally got my settings right

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Deep in the forest, a forgotten temple ruin overgrown by moss is the final resting place of an old god. A stone is heaved aside, sunlight warms ancient flagstones. An offering is placed on the altar - salt, bread, oil. A prayer is said: "If you can help, do so. If not, persist." It is answered.

This is the funniest thing that's ever happened on Threads.

NEW blog! Contains one of my favourite sentences in the English language: “You don’t have to do anything – just lie there and get filled up with my cum.” www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fill-cu... #cum #sleep #sex

It's time to summon the council of Emilys...

This brilliant!

Found me something at the farmers market 🤩

Do you have a cat? And a lap? Then you need one of these craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

Australian researchers have made a trial COVID vaccine that stops COVID infection and transmission, rather than just reduce the damage done by an infection: https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2025.1654126/full This could be life-changing for many - including me.

So it begins…

New lap mats available Yellow cats and cute beige kitties craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360... #catsofbluesky #blueskycats #cats #catsky

Welcome to Twixtmas. That grey and blurry No Man's Land between Christmas and New Year. Time means nothing, and bugger knows what day of the week it is.

I do.

I am going to mark this day every year. Gisèle Pelicot is an international hero. I hope that every single day she knows safety and love and peace. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/dominiq...

This made my Friday 😁👇🏼 Ahmed the hero of Bondi receive a life changing A$2.5m community donations for his outstanding bravery as he lies in hospital still suffering from his wounds He acted selflessly A Muslim Migrant which Farage/Reform/Lowe demonise whose more of a hero than they’ll ever be❗️👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Amen so fucking much. If everyone understood and respected this, I'd be having a much better time.

First tattoo accomplished at 65.

I'm getting my first tattoo in 2 hours. I'm 65.

Artist: illustratedtextposts.tumblr.com