Gandalf

Bonds and ARod emailing every baseball writer with a Hall or Fame vote, asking them to click on the video labeled “Max Kepler 2025 Highlights”

REALMUTO: Have the Phillies agreed to my terms yet? AGENT: Well, not exactly REALMUTO; A counter offer at least? AGENT:They’re actually meeting with someone else REALMUTO: Another catcher? AGENT: Worse. A player from Canada REALMUTO: NOOOOOOO

Five of swords

Hail to the King

Alice's Restaurant on 93.3 WMMR. Years old tradition. R.I.P, Pierre. Happy Thanksgiving.

Universal Basic Guys on Fox, was made for the six guys from Pennsauken, NJ that have been faking Delco accents for their entire lives.

NFL football is the dumbest sport on the planet. No amount of pageantry or analytics will change my mind. Pure idiocy and cope to fill the gaps.

I am begging NFL coaches to take the points on 4th and goal. What are we doing here? It's not cute, it's not smart and it makes the shot callers look stupid. TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS! KICK THE FIELD GOAL!!

Two Weber Kettles cleaned and prepped for two 18lb turkey's. Rosemary salt made and waiting for two thawed birds for the brine. Beer and weed yet to be acquired, but I'm feeling good about Thanksgiving this year.

I like beer.

Absolute brain dead football in Spain today.

In 2013, a local auto body shop and a local artist fixed Pierre Robert's van, Minerva, for free. It was in bad shape and at risk of being impounded. Now, they want to add a portrait of Robert to Minerva, to honor Philly's finest citizen. "He is the city" www.inquirer.com/entertainmen...

I will sleep on the solace of knowing that Toronto now knows how I felt at 8 years old, of having my hopes and dreams crushed by a Canadian baseball team.

Was routing for Toronto. Hat tip to Yamamoto, though. Legendary performance this series. May the off-season begin.

Boo.

I hate baseball. It's my favorite sport.

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

Tell me the devil doesn't exist. Watch this baseball game and tell me the devil doesn't exist.

Good lord. This game.

It’s cool they invented baseball so you could microdose suicidal thoughts

This World Series game has depleted my beer reserves.

It’s not a real brawl unless Strahm comes from the dugout in shorts.

baseball fights are sooooo funny because they just mill around when it COULD be way more violent, like sir you have a bat in your hand

An iPad with Procreate is a no brainer if your any kind of artist/illustrator, but the Apple Pencil not having a sync button is infuriating. ”Oh my WIRELESS device has disconnected? Let me go find my criminally short USB cable to re-sync.” The incredible genius of the modern tech bro moron.

Roki Sasaki looks like that guy at the Jiffy Lube who is actually not that good at lube jobs.

You were always so heavy with purpose, but there is dust on your blade, Brother, and this Logic of ours was flawed from the very first cut. #destiny2 #destiny2art

Spellbound Hypnotic Hops IPA. Another banger Jersey brew. I am truly spoiled with quality beer in this state.

Let's go, Toronto. Do it for Geddy Lee.

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Go Toronto, go.

POV you're the last Reese's cup sitting on the kitchen counter and my stoned ass finds you at 3AM

Oh man just remembered I got half a fat doob from last night. About to watch the second half of this Sixers game with the right mindset.

Hell Mech - It's a long shot, but if anyone is able to pick up the original for this (or any of my original art) it'd make a huge difference heading into the end of the year! jonathanlamantia.com/shop/original-art/illustration/hell-mech-original-art

Came across my old portfolio bag from college today which had some old notebooks from 2004. Kept a journal throughout creative writing for credit. Read through it and wow, what sleep deprivation does to a mother fucker. Decided on one page short stories over honest entries. May post for lols.

Playing to cope right now, and excellent story notwithstanding, the implementation of the Portal is kind of disappointing. Haven't played much of Ash and Iron, but how is hiding the new activity behind 3-4 menus good for anyone? And the activity itself is, uh, not great.

This loss has made me excited for the Sixers season. I don't know what that says about me.

I can't even be mad. Home plate used up my anger tank. Starts with the tightest zone of the series and then decides Phillies pitchers need 4-5 strikes per out. Kerkering shouldn't have even been a deciding factor. I can't even imagine how he feels right now.

Woodford Reserve Double Oaked is definitely over priced considering it isn't a full handle. But, god damn it is one of the smoothest bourbons I've had.

The wave, in the fourth inning of a NLDS game? Please bring this series back to CBP. Dodgers stadium is filled with dorks.

This looks straight out of a video game 🤯

Yes, exactly this. Schwarber answers with a rocket. Go Phils.

Nola looking good. I like this.

The odds are super stacked against the Phillies right now. But I don't care. There is still a chance, and it is not lost on me how lucky we've been to witness this run these past few years. Really really need them to score runs early in L.A. for my sanity, though.

What are the Phillies doing to me right now?

Luzardo was dealing all night. What happened to trusting your star players? And Kerkering of all pen arms to give inherited runners to, with no outs? Sorry Rob, shit call. Absolute shit.

Shohei Ohtani spotting.

Time for coffee and a very Beat L.A.

i'm seeing a lot of sober writing from professional analysts suggesting the 2025 mets were a flawed team that overperformed preseason expectations. i urge mets fans to reject this. you ARE cursed by god. things will NEVER get better. the walls are closing in, you can't breathe, its getting so cold-

Stogie and bourbon night.