This is an actual post from the official White House account. We’re being trolled by fifteen-year-old boys playing computer games.

What a joke. FBI agents are not street brawlers. They interview witnesses, uncover documents, analyze intelligence, and testify in court, usually while wearing a suit and tie. Just one more frolic for Kash at taxpayer expense. variety.com/2026/politic...

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

Bigots like you don’t belong in Congress

Remember guys, you can’t afford a gas rig, or a coal mine, or a nuclear power station, but you can afford to put some cheap solar panels on your roof. That’s why the fossil fuel industry has spent billions trying to kill renewable energy. The dealer needs to keep you addicted.

Common sense: Elected officials shouldn’t be able to use insider information to line their pockets on prediction markets. Let’s get my bill passed and BAN this corruption!

SpongeBob memes and video game edits hyping their illegal war in Iran, tells us just how seriously the White House takes decisions of war and peace. This isn’t Call of Duty. It isn’t a game or a meme. Real people are dying, including innocent children and American soldiers.

Trump can be forced to retreat when Democrats go on attack, embarrass his incompetent and dishonest lackeys, and effectively deploy free media. That’s a strategy to be used again and again. My suggestion for the next Cabinet member: Attorney General Pam Bondi. open.substack.com/pub/contrari...

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

NOPE

Exactly this.

The Secretary of War Crimes should have to blow into a breathalyzer to unlock his office door every morning.

I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.

Chris Murphy: "It's just so disgusting to listen to the president be waxing poetically about the drapes he's buying while there are six Americans who are dead. There are six families who are about to bury their children because of a war of choice that no one in this country wanted, an illegal war."

Ossoff: "The president owes Americans a real explanation. 2am posts on Truth Social just aren't good enough when you're sending Americans into combat. He was dancing at his beach club the same night he ordered air crews to launch into combat & hours before our service members endured missile salvos"

So... How is the regime and the MAGAt cult gonna deal with skyrocketing oil prices? How will Biden and Obama be responsible?

The Board of peace got bored of peace.

A PSA from Thomas Massie:

@tct-usa.bsky.social 🖕

Seems to be the pattern…

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians. We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

CONGRESS declares war. NOT President tRumpstein.

One day I hope this will feel outdated. We’re nowhere near there yet.

The Trump administration performed 20% fewer workplace inspections and issued 42% fewer fines for severe workplace violations in 2025—putting American workers at serious risk. Whatever happened to Trump “putting workers first”?

Some can feel the heat from a hot stove and avoid it altogether. Some need to touch it to be sure. Some will keep their hand on the stove and get singed before admitting it was hot. Some would rather burn to death than admit it. Trump is down to the last group.

Republicans telling women to have more babies feels like coyotes urging hens to have more chickens.

I'm never 100% sure something is true until these people deny it.

Right-wing Heritage Foundation’s own data shows fewer than 100 noncitizens voted since 1982 (!!!) This is not a real problem. “The SAVE ACT is a Trojan horse to nationalize elections”: open.substack.com/pub/thiswill...

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change—all so the fossil fuel industry can make even more money.

Cohen to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."

🚨BREAKING: Puerto Rico has been part of the United States since 1898, and people still act confused that Puerto Ricans are American. States that joined after Puerto Rico: • Oklahoma — 1907 • New Mexico — 1912 • Arizona — 1912 • Alaska — 1959 • Hawaii — 1959 Yet somehow this is still news to folks.

Trump is either corrupt or an idiot ... Or, he thinks the American people are idiots. Are you?

Rep. Stansbury: “The United States government is engaged in an active cover-up of the largest sex trafficking scandal and influence peddling scandal in the history of the United States, and Donald Trump is right at the center of it.”

🚨 RELEASE THE NAMES OF ALL THE CHILD SEXUAL PREDATORS!!! 🚨

A President can be impeached for Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors. Just how many of those are needed! SOS..send help. Things are not okay.

To whom it may concern, Bad Bunny is a United States citizen whilst MAGA lunatic Nicki Minaj is not.

They are mentally unable to accept a loss.

Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."

Open letter to our Senators: Gentlemen, Ladies, we don't really care about ICE not getting even more funding. We don't care about more "training" and more rules they won't follow. We want ICE de-funded. Dismantled. Gone. Driven out of our cities.

All Americans expect and deserve a government that tells the truth and doesn’t murder its own citizens.   Over the next two weeks, Republicans must prioritize the safety of the American people above all else.   This reign of terror from DHS, Border Patrol and ICE cannot continue.

I argue here that Trump already has key national security agencies--DOJ, FBI, CIA--involved in the plot to subvert free and fair elections in 2026 and 2028. Teed up behind them are DOD and, importantly, DHS. One reason today's fight against ICE is so crucial. open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...

They don't call him Nutlick for nothing.

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

When Trump says the problem in the Alex Pretti murder was the presence of a gun in the hands of a citizen, it's a good reminder that Trump really has no ideology. He believes in money and power, nothing else. He's a mob boss who exploited other people's ideology to seize the White House.

Walz: "To Americans who are watching this, I've got a question for you: What side do you want to be on? The side of an all powerful federal govt that can kill, injury, menace, & kidnap its citizens off the streets? Or on the side of a nurse at the VA hospital who died bearing witness to such govt?"

AOC: "How rich is it that she is saying showing up to the scene of a protest with a legally owned weapon should be grounds for a person's death, execution at the hands of the state, by the same party and administration that praises Kyle Rittenhouse."

The nurses are pissed

Jim Jordan has never passed the bar exam. The fact that he serves as Chair of the House Judiciary Committee tells you everything about how seriously today’s Republican Party takes its responsibility for legal oversight.