This person is obviously a dumbass who has never set foot in the Midwest much less a Culver’s (you could call them an elite grifter if you are so inclined) but to me that’s not the point here: Nice to see a bean dad-type discourse unfold in real time, I missed this kind of social media dumbfuckery.

Is this something? 🎶🎵 Naz Reid, Naz Raid, Naz Raid, Naz Reid Oh, I'm begging of you please don't take my man Naz Reid, Naz Raid, Naz Raid, Naz Reid Please don't take him even though you can 🎶🎵

Funnily enough this guy testified before a house committee as part of the gun owners caucus in 2024 so all I had to do was google his name and Shakopee and it was one of the first hits, LOL. They live close to us but across 169 so not in our actual neighborhood, luckily!

Trying to do some detective work to figure out where in Shakopee these assholes live, please help (I want to know if they are my immediate neighbors….)

A huge disruption to the local TSR Time billboard economy.

Andy Dirks just told Jason Benetti that the only Yankee he likes is Norm Abrams, host of the New Yankee Workshop on PBS. I don’t even have a joke to tag onto this, I’m just impressed that he pulled that reference.

There's a guy on BBC who has been following Scottish fans around as they hit all the stadiums and it's delightful, I want to see every video of this that I can for every other fanbase doing this. (I'm also jealous that Minneapolis didn't get any games for this reason.) youtu.be/W0JdQyo8ogo?...

One thing I believe about baseball is that it should be the GM's (president of baseball ops, whatever) responsibility to get up there in front of reporters and eat shit sometimes, Buster might not have the juice if he can't stand there and eat shit for a while, very shameful.

Brent Suter for the win.

I guess it's illegal to have a sweet ass now

When the tigers catcher hits his 18th of the year on June 21

Twins radio broadcaster (and legend) Dan Gladden misses a foul ball in the booth, DBacks analyst Bob Brenly and Twins TV analyst Trevor Plouffe come over to critique him and offer advice

At the opening of new amphitheater in Ahakopee with @maggihitts.bsky.social. The bill: Ber, Motion City Soundtrack, Morris Day and the Time and… Chris Hawkey (of KFAN fame)’s band. Let’s just say you can definitely tell who is here for which artist. (This is a nice place though!)

Audible boos heard at Comerica Park for Jahmai Jones when he came up to pinch hit for Kerry Carpenter against a lefty ChiSox pitcher in the fourth inning, then more boos when he stuck out for what feels like the 400th time this season, just proof that I am NOT a crackpot about AJ Hinch.

Kerry Carpenter’s favorite fan, probably

The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth

Balogun and Robinson grew up in England Dest grew up in the Netherlands Tillman and McKennie learned to play in Germany Pepi grew up between El Paso and Juarez Weah's dad was the fucking president of Liberia I don't think one nation means what they think it does

I know Australia like the US is a melting pot but the Aussies having a guy named “Jacob Italiano“ almost feels like stolen valor

Fuck off

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Guys you don't understand the chess moves this guy is making, the pool is green on purpose, Trump's starting a "3 months from St. Patrick's Day" promotion like a minor league baseball team would do.

It’s unfortunate that neither Minnesota nor Wisconsin are hosting World Cup games this year, Europeans will never experience what peak American Culture tastes like. 🫡🇺🇸

Gonna need a Nisswa jury for today’s dog-and-pony show to go anywhere

I fully support Knicks fans being absolute psychos because if the Lions ever won a super bowl Detroit would look like Stalingrad.

Hopefully nobody on the Twins did anything this embarrassing for their Pride game last night, but man this is depressing

My wife, after they cut to Mauricio Pochettino for the first time in this broadcast: “ Who is this guy and why he is dressed like Jeff Probst?”

humans have known how to construct a shoulder seam for thousands of years, but with AI, we are unlocking untold new ways to fuck it up

Can’t go anywhere with @futuredizzy.bsky.social (including this Titus Andronicus show) without some fucking guy recognizing him from social media, I guess my friend is an online celebrity.

Jesus Christ these guys. Did he just wake up from a 10 year coma?

Celebrating the last month of my 30s by taking in a punk rock show at the Turf Club tonight, I have to squeeze every last bit of life out of this last month of being youthful and cool.

This is the first famous loss in San Antonio history

Ugh the Knicks are likable and fun I kind of hate it, but also I have a feeling that they’re going to pull a Red Sox and become insufferable instantly so we won’t have to worry too much about it.

more like Dillon Dinger IMO

APPELATUR SOCCER.

Absolutely wild framing in this one, you really gonna use Tim Walz as the first example here?

Not retail but close enough: When I worked at Quiznos in high school the store CD that played on loop had CCR’s “Up Around the Bend” on it for some reason (this was 2003) and one of the white trash kids that worked with me thought the opening guitar riff was the cops coming to the store to get her.

"The worst thing you can be in Minnesota is a racist."

Very rude to Josh Safdie that he isn’t identified in this caption

I wish there was a way for me to get a notification alert specifically for when it happens. (And to clarify for any FBI agents reading this: By “it” I mean for when Trump gets booed louder than he’s ever been booed in his life at the Knicks game.)

We used to be a proper country

I think Lumineers and Mumford & Sons became the stand-in for Gen Z's stereotypes about hipster millennial music simply because both band's names are way easier to remember and to type out than Clap Your Hands Say Yeah or Architecture In Helsinki (and, they have never heard a note of CYHSY or AiH!)

Hate when a new dumb guy I didn't know about says a thing and I have to hear about it

I hope that little girl is gonna get some money from that McGonigoggle idea, I think that’s going to become A Thing

Bari Weiss tried to get “60 Minutes” to make Minneapolis protestors look more violent, AFTER the Feds killed two of us. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/07/m... (Gift link)

It must be fucking crazy to be a fan of a hockey team where literally nothing bad has ever happened to them lol

mr president a second cocaine helicopter has hit the tower

Not sure why but the fact that this team went 73-7-2 is kind of insane to me www.nhl-82-0.com/play?vs=scbb...

Politicians should be legally required to face their constituents at last once a month in an open forum and eat shit for an hour, American democracy would be better for it.