"Go at throttle-up."

Number one in more than just potassium.

This week has been remarkable levels of curse even for Ye Olde NBC Hype Machine.

Sounds like Oskar isn’t the only grouch today.

Isn’t this the “modified” scoring setup I’ve seen @biddco.bsky.social and @runwiththedogs.bsky.social employ before?

Yowza, that slap shot was a missile.

Not every day you see Leinenkugel’s drift off to the left. #LimitedAudienceJoke

Duluthians would probably love to have sekt across the street from the Tech Village. (This might be a #LimitedAudienceJoke for just @bruceciskie.bsky.social )

But how will the Vikings win the offseason?

"Tell me why?" - Roger Goodell

Kind of suspecting that NBC might have committed to the women's Super-G as the Event of the Night tonight more than a couple of days ago.

like a lot of things would surprise people who arrived in 2026 from 1992 but "Snoop Dogg will be marketing himself as a friendly cuddly guy who comes to every Olympics event" is way up there

Is Nick Baumgartner cutting a face promo?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social In case I'm not the 378th person to send this. people.com/florida-coup...

Arturs Irbe isn’t walking through that door. And if he was that helmet would probably not be legal.

Also, the refs are out here with skates and headsets on like 2000s Mitch Lake. #limitedaudiencejoke

Current quarterfinal at the short track has been blown dead after wrecks in the first corner three times. Cautions breed cautions. @nascarcasm.bsky.social

Canadian guy, while wiping out inside of the track just took out the camera guy. Whoops.

I think it would be much cooler if the luge relay gates were controlled by some sort of multi-part Rube Goldberg device.

“I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is easily within my favorite songs. Not sure I was digging the tartan ice dancing unless the Twizzles were meant to simulate a curling stone.

If I never hear "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain and Tennille ever again, it will be too soon. And it's only day five.

Are we getting the band back together?

Quelle surprise.

Michigan Tech's current head football coach Dan Mettlach, perhaps (2 years older than me, dad was coach/gym teacher, house was about 5 blocks from ours). Pretty decent chance there might be some significant USAF brass out there dating back to when we were the closest high school to KI Sawyer AFB.

But who’s coaching the UWGB basketball team then?

Of all the ways to experience the Olympics “bottom guy on the two-man luge” has to be among the worst.

Of all the events they could have shoehorned Snoop Dogg into at the Winter Olympics, nothing from the Super G?

Michigan won the last 14 minutes 45-17.

Is anyone other than Leigh Diffey calling the sliding track the "House of Speed"?

NBC breaking into coverage like that never raises my blood pressure less than 20 points.

Where in Duluth can we build a 10,000 seat stadium for high school curling?

This is starting to look like the first act of a Disney movie.

US protecting a one-point lead without the hammer in the last end. youtu.be/HKK4KmDlj8U?...

As a regular purveyor of this type of tomfoolery, I think Norm is doing Edward R. Murrow levels of work right now if the part of Edward R. Murrow was played by Weird Al.

While I’m giving notes, the large digital clock at center ice is distracting.

Like I don’t debate it’s skillful or athletic, I just don’t understand what constitutes “correct.”

This may sound gauche but one of the issues I have with ice dance (and judged sports in general) is it’s very hard to tell the difference between good and bad without obvious cues (aka falls) or booth input. Like Johnny could tell me Torvill and Dean’s Bolero was trash and who am I to judge?

I always thought the order of figure skating events at the Olympics was pairs, mens, dance, women’s. Wonder when and why that changed?

Admiral … Cartwright. General … Chang…

Wasn’t the Pistons-Wolves fight this time last year? Maybe they have Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Also, how did we get no one doing Snoop Dogg? He probably have did it live for them!

The Georgian team (who has no one whose name ends in -vili or -adze??) did Pretty Fly For a White Guy. No Fubu and no leg thing?

If they keep giving the Pickwick any more free advertising, they're going to have to name the onion rings after them.

Sometimes you throw the curling stone, sometimes you are the curling stone.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Olympic medal No. 3 coming back to the Duluth Curling Club.

Has the IOC already given up on the Japanese surnames first thing or did NBC just veto it somehow?

I'm not that into ice dancing to put it mildly but there are at least three routines here that I'm like, OK, impress me. Starting with "Pretty Fly For a White Guy."

Watching that Vonn crash, knowing what was coming, felt like watching the Challenger disaster video.

First time the Lombardi Trophy was presented to a woman first since … Virginia Halas McCaskey if at all? (I mean that doesn’t make it right but maybe a bit less wrong?)