I know what team Elmo’s not rooting for. #MoRocco

We’re doing a “Tucci in Italy” marathon.

Blah. I wanted a long overtime game from the Wilds tonight. Now it’s 10 and there’s nothing on. I’d watch the Lakers eat it again but that’s a streaming game.

The Wilds should sell snacks in yellow and green bags and call them Trenins.

Umm, Pistons?

“IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!” (Easily in the top 10 of This is Sportscenter spots)

Ils ont la grippe?

There was a time the best doubles tennis team in the world was Woodbridge and Woodforde.

This probably won’t play but I’d rather soccer go with “Dude of the Day (or Dame or Dudette for the ladies)” than Player of the Match. In other news, I went to a taproom on a coworker’s recommend and didn’t realize they don’t have TV.

10,005 Maniacs. Has anyone done that yet?

Now, we join Ducks-Knights already in progress.

Full credit to the Wolves, that was a big win. Probably should have been bigger considering the circumstances, but they don’t say how, they say how many.

Holy shit, the Tigers won?

Do they have “rushed behinds” in the NBA?

Cheeky backheel from Ayo Dosunmu there. Won’t be able to get away with that in the Championship.

Sound guy earning his money at Target Center tonight.

Wait, who the hell is Gage Workman?

CSI Nuuk: Coming to CBS in September.

That will do it.

Honestly, I was more angry about the important and numerous times they got cooked on the perimeter by Harden and Mitchell. I hate "tip your cap" responses because I think they're copouts but I suppose that's why they are who they are. Still, this was unacceptable today.

It would be nice if the Pistons played defense in this quarter.

*Skip Caray voice* And it appears Bobby Cox has been ejected from this life. He’ll be hitting the showers early at Turner Field. Meanwhile tonight on the Superstation, it’s America’s Funniest Home Videos…

Pannek! At the this score.

And there's the eminently predictable walkoff loss. Someone needs to fix this team and fast, and that's just the healthy parts.

Always great when you're struggling and protecting a two-run lead for one of your best relievers to come in and fail to get any of four people out.

Well, that lead was fun, Tigers.

This is an awesome game and I'm going to waste at least a half hour playing it. I'm gonna go from the B1G football standings down: 1. Indiana - Mark Spitz 2. Ohio State - Jesse Owens 3. Oregon - Probably Pre 4. Michigan - Probably violates spirit of the question to name a hockey player but: Red.

We're now up to seven of these emails in the last 20 minutes. It's apparently a Friday Bad Food News Dump day.

Working in a newsroom you find yourself on all sorts of unusual email lists. We're on the FDA Food Recall one and normally it's just stuff like "undeclared milk". Then, today: My Wife’s Slaw Issues a Voluntary Recall of its Original and Jalapeno Heat Flavored Coleslaw for Being Adulterated

The Facebook algorithm glitched on me a bit today but this feels @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social adjacent: www.facebook.com/share/1CfVMU...

As someone who has broken down TV conflicts from an espresso bar in Toronto, know that I am fully committed to my usual bit and will be refreshed (in theory), as I am off Sunday through Wednesday for a golf getaway.

Today in really weird coincidences, a Detroit-area sportswriter and broadcaster named Pat Caputo also died on Thursday.

Little Detroit football in that shot as well, not that I endorse such a thing.

Yup, that's a keeper.

And now it's time for Emi Martinez Marginal Injury Theatre!

If only someone had really got ... behind him.

MCGINN AGAIN! (Followed by Prince William again!) HOLTE ENDERS I...STANBUL!

HE'S JOHN MCGINN! SUPER JOHN MCGINN! I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND! #AVFC

See, that Ollie Watkins goal was offside and didn't count but he tagged up. I think that should count for something.

We're at the "Found Prince William cheering a bit too hard in the stands" portion of this Important Villa Match.

BUENDIA! #AVFC

PENALTY TO THE VILLA!

ACCUSTRIKER OLLIE WATKINS, DID YOU JUST DELIVER A HUGE GOAL TO EVEN THE EUROPA LEAGUE TIE?? SURE DID.

I think she should be disqualified and replaced with Windows95man.

Good news, @bruceciskie.bsky.social !

Wolves appear to know exactly where they can find their house money to cash in tonight.