a smile is something special, a ribbon is something rare

the Wicked drinks at Chili’s are like that

but if i said where and how you can put another hole in your face i’d be the problem

maybe we can normalize not being an asshole to customer service (or just like idk, anyone in general) because of your own lack of common sense? just a thought.

inject the animal crossing update into my veins 😭

in honor of Halloween here's The Shining theme on my synthesizer.

It annoys me when people say “they’re on SNAP but their hair and nails are done and they’ve got tattoos”. It’s extremely normal to do your own hair and buy press on nails, and tattoos literally last forever. What do tattoos someone got 10 years ago have to do with them needing to eat now

i’m fucking screaming lmaoooo 🤣🤣

don’t bore us, take you to the chorus

ha, c’mon, it’s gonna be fuckin’ hard

knowing i missed pierce the veil playing king for a day is going to haunt me for the rest of the year.

New moo crochet haaaaat 🐮

goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeee earl

So the cat’s out of the bag! I’m ngl, I’m nervous af. Not just about the new pivot, but about the state of the world and being an artist in it. I’m excited to be learning a new medium. Trying something new for comics. 🪐 Static version on P4tr30n #manga #comicartist #tattoo #art #animation #comic

i don’t drink nearly enough for the amount of alcohol leftover from this weekend.

the problem i have with carving pumpkins is immediately after i want to carve another pumpkin.

A coworker will never hurt my feelings.

I don't do emotional labor for people I don't care about so your tantrums and berating in a professional setting are lost on me.

AYO

mentally i’m here

i wanted to like this album so bad 🫩

I'm putting Donnie on the road. We are about to get this PAPER!

“trusting the process” requires so much patience. i gotta keep reminding myself it’s all going to be worth it in the end.

i love this movie so much 😭

filing a protective order should be easier.

Compliments from Black women are just... they just light me up inside

You’ll never have to force who and what was made for you.

Move, I'll Do It: An Autobiography

@theburningace.bsky.social happy birthday, birthday twin! 🥳

Does the Grim Reaper not understand which D name we want gone?! Do they need a visual & an address?! They need a ride or something?!

you got a nasty attitude and you don’t listen @GrimReaper

done took everyone except the people that actually need to be outta here

we must pass on generational traumas.

i hate when people bring those huge ass wagons into small/cramped spaces.

Mandela effect

I know some folks think it's fun to get online and lie but, like, for what? What do you actually gain in your real life by getting on here and faking? I don't understand.

I’m never scared to say I don’t understand something. That’s how I know I’m actually smart and not just pretending like most people.

no offense but like if you can’t do basic analysis maybe shut the fuck up forever?

So, when the hood niggas in the Chi gonna group up, go out, and jump them niggas? Curious question

Yall be on here talking CRAZY to women cuz no one ever had you on the cement looking for your teeth…. We should fix that…

Healers need protectors

me this blunt my blackout curtains and the silence of the lambs

belt. to. ass.

Happy Halloween 🎃

The bees have discovered Brutalism