I got Peacock for a month to watch the Wolves, and it's been nice getting caught up on the Law & Order universe. dun dun.

North Oaks, mn

This mother goose has staked out Minneapolis' prime nesting real estate.

My brain did not know thunderstorms were coming, but in retrospect my body did. 😵‍💫

Why in the fuck did you rubber stamp all of his fucking judicial and cabinet nominees then? *hot dog suit man.gif*

Hey MN. I am looking for a rental place for my excellent, handy, sober sister and her two dogs. Her credit was ruined by her ex and she is being displaced from the place she has been in for a couple years. She is very handy and nice and well employed. Just crap credit. Any ideas or leads?

While off my immunosuppressants that give me GI side effects I've been enjoying so much food this weekend. Uncomfortably and delightedly full.

oh these are my healthy doritos

Special shout-out to Weed Moms.

NORMAL SECRETARY OF HHS: “You should not inject saline into your balls.” RFK JR: “You should not inject saline into your balls. You should use colloidal silver.”

I've decided I'm going to feel my righteous rage this Mother's Day. Pedophile rapists run the country, forced births nationwide, stolen children, redistricting nightmares. Use it to fuel work to give a better home to our children. Mother's Day every day.

Literally looks like they dropped a thousand toilet-bowl cleaning tablets into the Reflecting Pool. Sad.

Early a.m. Mother's Day Birds: Lincoln's Sparrow Canada Goose (and goslings!) American Robin Mourning Dove Blue Jay Downy Woodpecker Hairy Woodpecker Red-Bellied Woodpecker Black-capped Chickadee American Crow Red-winged Blackbird Common Grackle House Finch American Goldfinch White-Throated Sparrow

Mother Earth could've done us a solid and made it a bit warmer than 41° at coffee time on Mother's Day.

Send me my sign and lit, I'll knock on every door. LFG.

The DFL endorsing process is truly democracy in action. Congratulations to Matt Little for winning the DFL endorsement in Burnsville today!

Great Crested Flycatcher arrived in my backyard overnight. Welcome back, friends!

BREAKING: 9 baby cygnets have hatched.

going to the park to feed the birds and show them videos on my phone

FOY ORIOLE ON THE BIRDBATH LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

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Well boys we made it. I wrote a newsletter that made Alex Berenson cry. The screenshot is of his newsletter but the link is to mine. Definitely read my newsletter www.patreon.com/posts/dingus...

Monday, May 11 looks like our night, Minnesota! Prepare for BIRDS 🪶

How nice of perimenopause to wake me up at 2 instead of 3 to enjoy more Saturday.

Wemby misses, Ant beats the buzzer for three, Fred Hoiberg approves. 23-22 after 1

me, frustrated, at the zoo

"Can't Hardly Wait" on the prime stream.

Chef from Denmark.

I signed up to go to a Defend Democracy training in a little bit, but I'm going to go look for ducks instead because sun.

Timeline cleanse with smoll friend

I love Pissed Off Tina.

Everything about this regime is straight up diabolically evil. Literally.

Secretary Roadkill is literally trying to ban Prozac.

The admin's language about SSRIs will kill people. Lexapro is my lifesaving medication.

I put sour cream on it. It's basically a parfait.

Don’t run universities like a business run it as a public good

I'm gonna eat a baked potato for breakfast.

OMG, look at that little chicken butt! This baby barely has any feathers and he's already trying to fly! 🪶

After a trough of relatively less activity, that is fewer people calling me for help, I'm back up to 10 active habeas cases. I do not want to cause anyone undue alarm, but ICE has changed tactics and seems more likely to detain people when they go in for routine appointments with ICE.

My body decided ALL SYMPTOMS UPON WAKEUP. calm down, bitch.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

This human tick needs to be burned and flushed. He just said he doesn't care if I die.

They are sick fucks.

Whenever people mispronounce Minneapolis I think about the storefront at the Mall of America years back called MinneNAPolis where you could pay to take a nap.

I should be working, and yet...

Good morning. One of the funnest facts there is. www.businessinsider.com/george-const...