This is psychotic behavior by Sheehy. My goodness

Maternal: tile layer, retail at Dayton's downtown Paternal: mathematician/engineer until a disabling stroke in his 50s, secretary at Grossman Auto after grandpa's stroke

my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy

UPDATE: Noem's husband had left the room before this question was asked. And.... that's not a "no."

I'm so grateful for that Rolling Stone piece about Shakopee. Also makes me barfy. Trauma.

Today in @rollingstone.com: a remarkable profile on the inhumane tactics of ICE in Minnesota’s suburbs — and the incredible ways Minnesotans in Shakopee (including DFL Rep. Brad Tabke) have stood up to protect our communities. Full article here: archive.is/BBvVQ

The airplane flying the University of Wisconsin men's hockey to Penn State right now, N459AW, was used to fly shackled ICE detainees from Michigan to Louisiana on Sunday.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

ICE Comes To Shakopee. This is what happens when governmental terror comes to Everytown, USA. For @rollingstone.com archive.is/BBvVQ

These are my people. Read their stories. Then send Brad some money.

Think I'm gonna have a nice little crash out today.

One of the first times ICE stalked a bus stop in Shakopee, they took a man from his car in front of a bunch of kids. An ICE agent took his keys and refused to give them to anyone so we could move his car out of the middle of the lot for his family. Terrible people. www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

MPS teachers are still teaching our students in-person and online in google meets (until April 6) w/ zero input to our working conditions, raising thousands of dollars for rent relief, providing mental health supports for our students, & delivering food 2x a week. miss me w/ that ptsd bullshit.

The thing they don't tell you about having teenagers is you have to argue with them before coffee.

I'm in Minnesota—our go-to near-future book of this era is "It Can't Happen Here" by native son Sinclair Lewis. His vision of a fascist takeover in the U.S. was informed by the experience of his wife Dorothy Thompson, who interviewed Hitler and was the first U.S. journalist expelled by Nazi Germany.

I spent a lot of good times with my grandparents at Pannekoeken Huis.

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

No amount of regret can reunite families, save children from indefinite detention, or make our communities whole again. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

IDK the liability laws involved with hiring 3rd party contractors for stuff like this but just arrest these fuckers! Put 'em in cuffs for this shit! If they've got DHS immunity or whatever, then force DHS to either defend their rent-a-cowboys in court or watch them abandon the hired help REALfast

There should be an app that pairs up massage cancellations with folks looking for urgent booking. Other services too: tattoos, hair, face stuff...

Dammit I took teen1 for a driving lesson and I missed teen2's bass lesson where she learned "Just like Heaven" 🥹

the exponential growth of unaccompanied minors in our city’s schools this school year should be a five-alarm fire rn, & the extremely limited resources we currently have for these children will be dramatically slashed next year. 🚨🚨 the legislature needs to send funds to MPS asap 🚨🚨

It's my half birthday. We're making waffles!

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

It is genuinely distressing to me how many people are sharing this with some variation of “FAFO.” I dunno man, I think it is bad for disabled people to be left out to dry whether they or their families have politics I agree with or not.

We Do Not Care Club: Today, we do not care about protein.

If you know Mark Warner, you know this is a pretty serious statement. He is EXTREMELY level-headed and doesn’t make hyperbolic statements. He is from a state with a bunch of military contractors too. If he is mad about this, then imagine how mad everyone else is.

it's a good day to support peggy flanagan for US senate!

I realize it and want it on my headstone.

Sometimes, when things are rough and the world feels heavy, it helps to imagine a future where we have crushed these sons of bitches and are left to the actual business of constructing a world that we deserve and is fundamentally kind and good.

3 ICE agents got McDonald’s and then went on a joy ride through the neighborhood tonight around 1 AM. This has nothing to do with public safety and is all about terrorizing people and burning through taxpayer dollars. This is why we can’t rest until every last agent leaves our state.

Coming tomorrow on The Athletic: Bones Hyland goes deep on his basketball journey: from the fire that rocked his family in high school, the exile of the previous 2 seasons and now to his role as an important bench piece on a contender. Keep an eye out.

“They came to my house to try to scare me, I invited them in for lunch.” Two weeks ago, I shared that ICE boxed me in outside my house. What I DIDN’T share was that I had New York Times reporter Charles Homans and his photographer with me in the car!

ok carrie bradshaw

it’s way too late for angie craig to FINALLY admit she regrets voting for the laken riley act. being unable to recognize it as harmful at the time & only changing her mind after the terror her vote helped bring to minnesota isn’t good enough. the damage was done www.startribune.com/ice-agent-su...

Bought house shoes with arch support. 🤘

Same, @effinbirds.com, same.

You can tell I have a deadline because I'm picking fights.

This is a constant threat from wealthy Chicagoans who say they’re going to move to NW Indiana. But I say that, if you don’t want to contribute your fair share of taxes (which is always what it’s about), good luck, good riddance, and don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Got my first cystic pimple of WWIII.

so, torture. they’re torturing them as federal policy. entirely predictable, but that doesn’t make it any less evil

You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America. And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

This vegan shit is easy

We gotta stop penetrating people with smartphones.

I've been thinking about this all day. "as you have been warned by your staff" is fantastic.

Gonna smoke some weed and make some pasta.

If I died in something called "Operation Epic Fury" I'd want my parents to tell everyone it was an autoerotic asphyxiation accident

If, like me, you thought, "I would have hidden Anne Frank's family from the Nazis," this is your chance to make that real. Sponsoring rent in MN is hiding a family from the Nazis. www.standwithminnesota.com

My wife can only enjoy Heated Rivalry when I use my three hands to hold our two-headed baby and wash clothes while waving a hanky at soup and perspiring in our one-chaired house. Thankfully, this only happens on 8.