This exchange is how you talk to an AI that thinks it’s auditioning for Meet the Press when all you want is “red hat or no?”

Nuzzi questioning this is like a magician asking why people assume there’s misdirection.

Sleepy baby girl 💜

Jesus and I would like to remind you that literally no one has ever stopped anyone from saying 'Merry Christmas.’

CALL. THEM. OUT.

I’m so glad I was able to have a cat buddy when I was a kid. When it’s cold and you turn the heating up and they are 🧈 ball, That’s Christmas. Inject. It. Into. My. Veins. 🥰

I really am I spend hours every day searching out info on felon47 & his merry band of misfits to acknowledge with you Yet no one responds, no one engages I'm having serious doubts as to what I am even doing here 7,200 followers on THREADs & they respond with a gusto I've yet 2 experience here

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

Morning.

Oh hey have I mentioned that I live with the most beautiful girl in the world?

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🚨Tucson responds to ICE’s invasion today. 1/2

The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public

My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.

Those cheeks 😻 Altair is the cutest little orca cat

Jet needs lots of kissies on this #bunnybuttfriday, so we're enjoying every moment. 💞 You should too! 🖤🐰🤍 #bunny #rabbit

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Mockler: It's honestly humiliating that other countries are treating our president like a child, like a baby. It's like if I created a peace prize and I gave it to myself. I'm like, I'm just going to keep this medal on all night. Our president is an actual child

Gay 36yo on a Friday night…. Not doing a damn thing lol. #gay #gayover30 #gayselfie

Giving mine big paw & very serious #CatsNoirFriday look to you all. Get some sweet sleep beautiful babies. Need lots of energy for #Caturday. Tomorrow. Family sends extra hugs 💤💙💤

The Trump regime constantly attacks the fact based press and the 1st amendment, threatening journalists for attempting to hold him accountable and informing the public about his manevolent deeds. www.npr.org/2025/12/05/g...

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Republican speakers 1996 to today: Newt Gingrich: Resigned in shame. Dennis Hastert: Child molester. John Boehner: Chased out by Freedom Caucus. Paul Ryan: Quit in disgust. Kevin McCarthy: Forced out by Freedom Caucus. Mike Johnson: To be chased out by Republican women.

842,000 Americans died from overdoses in the last 25 years, 500,000 from opioids. If we’re hunting narco-terrorists we can probably stop blowing up fishing boats and start blowing up boardrooms.

Now that I have your attention, Tony Robbins insists I can turn my followers into revenue, but he doesn’t know my followers are three night owls and a bot that keeps asking me about crypto.

Joe looks like he’s about to rev a Corvette into the sunset while yelling, “Keep calling me sleepy, you stupid sonofabitch.”

Nothing screams “patriot” like planting bombs because a reality show host told you he got cheated.

Pete Hegseth is so close to being fired, his office Wi-Fi auto-connects to Starbucks now.

Is there anything more incongruous than a pickup truck with a Trump bumper sticker in the drive thru lane at Starbucks?

The GOP after midterms will look like Atlantic City after Trump.

Donald Trump is an awful president but you have to admit he’s even worse as a human being.

There he is folks. Proud recipient of the new FIFA Peace Prize. He couldn’t put that gold medal around his neck fast enough.

BERMAN: Did you see any evidence of them trying to use a radio in the video you saw? TOM COTTON: Well I saw lots of evidence of them standing on the boat that had been capsized BERMAN: That wasn't my question. Did you see any evidence? COTTON: No, I didn't

When you find an adorable kitten and your spouse says "don't become a crazy cat lady" that doesn't mean I can't adopt the kitten, right? It just means don't become a crazy cat lady. My crazy has nothing to do with cats. alexandriaanimals.org/pet-details/...

This is exactly what churches should be doing, calling out injustice. 📌 Lake Street Church Nativity: a bold social justice statement with ICE-like Roman soldiers, the Virgin Mary in a gas mask, baby Jesus zip-tied, Joseph on the ground, pushing viewers to think about immigration.

When we elect a DEMOCRATIC president, Mark Cuban should oversee our economy.

Choosing her next book.

Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud. In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that. What a confession.

A California man found the underside of his house in disarray. It turned out that a 550-pound black bear had moved into the crawl space. trib.al/y7jyZmk

Kash Patel: "When you attack our nation's capitol, you attack the very being of our way of life — We will always refute it & combat it" Unless you’re J6 insurrectionist who attacks the capitol — then you receive a pardon & get called a patriot…