Wait our new IT guy is really cute 🫣

omg thank you for the response to this !! ❤️ i will go through replies later, also very much inspired by this post :

AIO: my(30M) husband(35M) gave his McDonald’s monopoly piece to his co worker instead of me. Grounds for divorce?

I will not support a primary challenge against Chuck Tingle.

Tofu

New phone means time to take 100 silly photos of my cats

@nspband.bsky.social plumbing

Two idiots.

I cast some bones about this and the spirits said ure gay

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

just in case anyone hasnt said this you can be against censorship while also having boundaries. all those people that make you uncomfortable, you are more than welcome to not want to be around them but you should still advocate for their right to create those things that make you uncomfortable.

I love being trans and queer. every gender exploration and transition is a miraculous statement in favor of infinite human possibility. ok I love you bye

Add me on PoGo Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 283301254272! #pokemongo #gencon

I just ordered my copy from my favorite local bookstore, it’s going to take a few weeks to come in but I’m so excited!!

“yeah, what happened?!”

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

A very real fear I live with every time I use a public restroom. In a McDonald’s recently I had a guy walk out of the restroom and check the sign in the door and was like “I’m in the right one” Yeah we both are buddy now mind your business.

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

dude who takes so much ketamine he can't hold his pee: I'm going to live forever

Since today’s episode of #MBMBaM is this live show I’ll just repost it from FOUR DAYS AGO?? the devil works fast but MBMBaM editors work faster

a story in two pictures

“My pants are dry and my conscious is clear” #mbmbamlive

Last night some of my very best friends threw me a belated birthday party. 30 is going to be good to me 🧡

I think this may actually fix Catholicism

Girl dinner ✨✨✨

I feel bad for straight people who will never feel the euphoria of being in a same sex relationship and having the server put the bill in front of you and not your partner.

I love getting a table near the server station so I can hear all the hot goss about these college students lives

Trans rights but in these times more than ever, trans wrongs

Shout out to all the pear

🗡️🗡️🗡️

To this day I think the most spiritually accurate fictional take on the downfall of America was in homestuck when Guy Fieri and insane clown posse took over the country

Merychippus everyone 🎄🐎

me calling the CEO hotline to ask if their refrigerator's running

Sacco & Vanzetti & Luigi