No, we don’t know why our Christmas tree in the lobby is levitating, or why the janitors are chanting in forgotten languages. We respect all traditions here.

HIS NAME WAS MIKEY AND HE REALLY LIKED IT!!! LET HIS MEMORY BE A BLESSING!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Gulp! I got 1990's Ghost! Damn you Home Alone for coming in second! But I mustn't blame you! No, it was the film studio who agreed first to a limited release rather than open wide like the test screenings demanded! But still, goddammit! ❤️

As witnesses later recalled, two small dogs just waltzed into the place, grabbed the cat, and waltzed out.

Naw, that's "old man take a look at my life" face; not to be confused with "And the days go by" face.

Demons masquerading under flapping tents of skin hit send.

“Well, I guess both Warren and the cat are okay. ... But thank goodness for the Heimlich maneuver!”

“Don’t touch it, honey … it’s just a face in the crowd.”

Inside me, there are two cats.

Blaze blazing!!! Thank you @riotgrlerin.bsky.social !!! You are one of many people on blusky I am thankful for. Your work brings many joy and I feel lucky to receive a small slice of sunshine straight from the Sun! ❤️

Bombardier beetles at home

Self-Portrait as Mars https://www.wikiart.org/en/otto-dix/self-portrait-as-mars

Coulda just said "revealing tights".

A great Ivan Albright portrait reveal at the end!

Yea, it's me you fuckass podium

THAT LECTERN IS A FILTHY LIAR!!! DON'T FALL FOR THEIR WORD GAMES!!! A PODIUM IS A LECTERN AND A LECTERN IS A PODIUM!!! I beseech you deohenge, do not stand behind it, for in its shadow is nothing but lies; lies so dark you will forget about the sun!!!

Sign in IL

all time best version of this meme

‪“Perhaps the fewer titles we have to boast of, the clearer it is that love is free. God is pure gift and sheer grace. Yet how many voices and convictions can separate us even today from this stark and revolutionary truth!” - Pope Leo

Quick, somebody cram a dehumidifier in there! That's howya get mold!

I just received test pressings of the brand new Foetus album. I shall be doing some scrupulous listening this weekend.

cowabummer

Wow, you're friends with Jerry Orbach!!??

more promotion less prostration!

"Oh my gosh, Andrew! Don't eat those! .. Those are poison arrows!"

"i'm Mark Sanchez former NFL quarterback" now you Mark Sanchez former Fox football analyst current stab victim

Dearest Samsung Music player, WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING EQUALIZER ON THESE NEWER PIECES OF SHIT?!? MY OLD PIECE OF SHIT HAD AN EQUALIZER AND IT WAS AN OLD PIECE OF SHIT! Fondly, Brian ❤️

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This process of broiling may seem tedious but remember that we are dealing with time intervals of only 30-60 seconds and the reward of crispier nachos should be enough unless you are a complete piece of shit. ❤

Using a thicker yellow corn tortilla chip such as Milagro as the first base of chip with taco meat can help prevent sogginess while using white corn tortilla chips for the upper levels of cheese coverage. Leaving the oven door open while broiling can help pinpoint the exact time to layer the chips.

At this very moment, a disparate group of elderly women spanning 2 states are working outside of their normal volunteering duties at various animal shelters to work amongst themselves to secure the lives of 4 Labrador puppies & one three year old Labrador who are scheduled to be euthanized this week

Glenn, 1985 https://botfrens.com/collections/27/contents/5282

"Guv'nor Kirk, i shan't mean to disturb you kind sir, but it appears, it ap >COUGH! COUGH!< Uugghhrrrggguhh! It appears the consumption has returned sir, returned to consume me whole! Most esteemed of all the Kirks, may i beseech you for a bit of copper to purchase a quarter tincture of Laudanum?" ❤

Marie Antoinette’s last-ditch effort to save her head.

The Smithsonian dropped the FUCKING BALL!!!! But fucking Fonzi's leather jacket sits pristine in a temperature-controlled environment?!?

i have three archaeology and heritage starter packs, and more folks and ords have joined since i last updated them. here's 1 go.bsky.app/FrmtR15

“Oh, Helen! You’re pregnant? That’s wonderful! … At first, I was taking you quite literally when you said you had one in the oven!”

“Randy, you idiot! Never take an elevator in an emergency!”

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

Sandal cat

Behold its Glory All Hail

At journeys end, I have seen the green-eyed monster, and i lay my sword down and fall to my knees and weep at his glory! Where once jealousy sowed, his majesty reaps with viridian scythe! I am free from envy but am a slave to a new master: Simon, Lord of Tufted Paw!