Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

I stg if I see Odegaard dribbling at a sprint towards the Arsenal goal one more time

I am absolutely also this person. "We are terrible, ecstatic, self-ruinous creatures greedy for and undeserving of love."

Lol what is up with this pitch?

First new photo from the moon:

stop making burgers 1) taller. how tf do you think mouths work 2) sodden with melted cheese like... how do you expect people to eat this 3) fancy. a $20 hamburger is not elevated peasant food it's just inflation

Odegaard looking pretty sharp today

Frustrating to see a player make a courageous pass only to have the receiving player just play it back out instead of turning goalward

Imagine the Sisyphean labor of dry mopping the floors of the O'Hare International Airport.

It is the year 2035. There is no food but every centre left politician has a podcast talking to a right wing politician. All are spiritually called That's Centretainment. Only the same 300 people listen to them, the rest of us save our phone battery for emergency broadcasts

I think that if you're a parent and you want your child to experience a world of wizards and magic, you should get them into heavy metal

Sci fi authors nailing it again

Do you want to play a game?

Wow, Kepa made a hash of that

Lol so all season that happens to Gyokeres, and the second Gabriel is attacking City it is a foul, sweet

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

the only thing i’ve ever done in my life

Unreasonably happy to see tattoos on chefs here. Some things are universal

I just spent like 5 hours as ambassador to folks in this bar in the Netherlands

Man, talking politics with Euros is tough right now. On the bright side I got the best tattoos in the joint. That is not really a bright side, I guess.

Nothing but hits from this potato

Man the energizer bunny looks different over here

Oh, another thing I forgot is TINY coffee

Man, been awhile since I've had a fleisch und kase brekkie

For those of you that doubt European progressivism, in my hotel you simply cannot flush the toilet without putting the seat down

Here to tell you you CAN stay up for 48 hours straight. SHOULD you? Not my call.

So here's the thing: attorneys across the planet have been getting thrashed in courtrooms for using AI in filings. And somehow, this administration decided that this was the tech they wanted to use to put together targeting packages in a war WE SHOULDN'T BE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I sometimes feel like all the good jokes are already taken

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

There is a town in the UK that is simply called "The Moss"

The fun thing about modern air travel is if the plane is an hour and a half late, that's fine. But if YOU are one minute late because your plane was an hour and a half late, that's less fine.

this is sitting outside Mitch McConnells house

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

I'm beginning to suspect my "stay up for 28 hours so I'm not jetlagged" plan is maybe not so great an idea after all

As a weirdo, I have to say that one of the things I'm most excited about for my impending Netherlands trip is coming back to crisp sheets on my bed.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

I think this is from Thunderbirds 2086

How do you leave Jesus on here?

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

Since the Dow is under 50,000, can we talk about the Epstein files again?

Eh, they'll all be remakes.

Oh cool we're going "max defense" incoming Chelsea goal for sure

THIRD attack stopped by a whistle wtf

Wow the ref today sucks

These guys can't keep headsets working these days

Was that a wonder goal by wolves just now?

The best content is where you can't tell if serious or not.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO