Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

I invite everyone who still thinks their Brexit vote was a good idea to put themselves through departures at Alicante airport and drink it deep and dry.

Yes. It’s the sadness at the heart of the absurdity trap that gets me. What a great piece.

i resent how every time i do an internet search for something now the browser takes a guess at explaining what i am searching for at me. i know what i am looking for actually, do not presume i need it explained, how insulting

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

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gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

Well that’s the end of Dr Who for a while I think. It’s saying something when the Jodie Whittaker bit was the best bit. Incomprehensible.

Incredible work from everyone involved here

“Conclave” now trending on Amazon Prime…

NEW PULP TRACK A BANGER. And at last AI useage I approve of. youtu.be/-27a1ugJX8U?...

Due to a mix-up at the BBC Graphics Department in 1982... #DoctorWho #Sorry

Zelenskyy having to tweet out gritted-teeth flattery to the giant orange baby and his gutless weasels... there is no sick bag big enough.

One day, when I reach the apex of a life commuting - I’m just going to lose it and scream “TAKE your BAG off the seat MOTHERFUCKER!!” and decent people in the carriage will clap and applaud and then I’ll ascend heavenwards on a stairwell of stars. Good morning.

How much of *your* working day, in terms of extra clicks and closing pop ups and finding / un-checking menu preferences, is spent turning off AI assistance? FUCK OFF. I CAN DRAW AND COMPOSE AND MIX AND EDIT AND DESIGN AND WRITE AND COMPREHEND AND SUMMARISE. THOSE ARE MY SKILLS. FUCK OFF.

Actually addressing a neo-nazi rally is really common in autism.

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Trump speech in brief:

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See theonion.com/elon-mu...

So on the pardon front, we have a day when an outgoing president feels the need to pardon lots of people who haven’t committer crimes, and an incoming president who will likely pardon lots of people who definitely have (Jan 6th insurrectionists).

JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat theonion.com/jd-vanc...

After watching multiple episodes of "Shrinking" in a row, this is all I can think about: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXBs...

Touching words there

I was obsessed by Tony Slattery in Whose Line Is It Anyway when I was a teenager. Taped and watched and rewatched S&M his Channel 4 series with Mike McShane. Ah, dear... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Channel 4 Thatcher vs Brian Walden interview drama is my jam, but I am amused by this trend now for overly episodic series about media interviews. Next I am hoping for three simultaneous 6 part dramas about the time some kid called into Going Live and called Five Star "fucking shit."

Perhaps this new platform might improve my blood pressure.

I can’t post videos of more than a minute yet. Here’s what they call a “tasting”.

I should start off yet *another* social media account with rays of happiness and light, but I’ve just inadvertently ordered a ridiculously over-spiced curry, ate it out of stubbornness - and now must suffer the consequences on my Friday night. I’ve nowhere to go with this information but here.