I wish there were weeks at a time when we could say the same about Trump.

As #DoctorWho fans are enjoying another season 21 gem at the BFI today, I have found a TV Zone VCD promoting the Resurrection of the Daleks DVD release and am treating myself to a 288p rendering of Part One (25 min version).

Well, 24.

It's quite telling that in the #EastEnders AI storyline, they've not trusted real AI technology and booked the actor to read in the lines.

sad trombone on infinite loop

The ITV Retro YouTube channel is building up a load of vintage content. As well as a couple of Carry On movies, there's Sapphire & Steel, The New Statesman, Timeslip, Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased), loads of Gerry Anderson and as of today, Jamie and the Magic Torch. www.youtube.com/@itv-Retro

"Call the Fire Brigade. My husband has been resuscitated!" @wheezingpod.bsky.social

Having not seen most of early/mid-2010s EastEnders, currently watching 2014 and amused to see Matt Willis from Busted appear as newly-returned Stacey's random boyfriend for a few eps.

Go to bed.

Disgusting behaviour in #DoctorWho.

I feel like one way to improve the Green vote at Gorton would be to get Owen Jones to pipe the fuck down.

Statement from the King: "Who's the queen's favourite now, ya massive nonce?"

Fuck that, I've a shit load of DVDs and Blu-rays I want instant access to.

On to episode five of the latest series of Silent Witness. This was the intended opener, wasn't it? Opening shot of Spaghetti junction, New Street, Nikki's walk into the lab, Jack's new gym...

"Do you wanna bet on it? You Bet! Well you'd better get on it! You Bet! So don't fret, get set, are you ready? You Bet!"

I presume nobody else is thinking Nevil Shute.

I see Reform are bringing back the least appealing Tory cabinet ministers from their last few governments.

I've just said to myself "that *is* a big one" in much the same manner as the second Doctor to Jamie in Doctor Who: The Two Doctors (1985, BBC) in reference to a mushroom I was chopping. The rest of the meal isn't going to be a healthy vegetarian diet for anyone... (humans are not on the menu...)

I'm not convinced Lowe has the popular heft to split the far-right vote, but I live in hope.

I don't believe it! Shite from Facebook #17,604

Invisible vampire strikes again!

I've had an iPad of some description for 13 years, and unluckily for me, today is the first time I've broken a screen. It's also been a matter of days since I removed the smart folio case which was falling to bits. There's no coincidence. Protect your screens, folks.

Ask Dr Furter.

Went for an eye test yesterday. Still got the two. They threatened to charge me a fortune for new glasses but I uttered the magic words "I'm on the contact lens direct debit scheme" and the cost more than halved. I swear they just pretend not to know to trick people with more money than sense.

Waiting for the political press to stop furiously wanking over an unlikely leadership challenge.

I've never taken anything Richard Madeley said seriously before, I certainly ain't starting today.

As an often misspelt Allan I am narrowing my eyes at your Tim Allan/Allen posts.

Bring on the chaos with Ed Miliband.

I spent quite a bit of time yesterday trying to think of the song a melody I'd come up with reminded me of as I was worried about subconscious plagiarism. The song came to me in a dream this morning - Nina Simone's Feeling Good, and fortunately my melody is nothing like it! #carryoncomposing

It's often been said that cryptocurrency was a solution looking for a problem. We just weren't aware the problem was how to pay your paedophile sex trafficker.

As far as I understand it, Bill has been recorded.

Ooh, popcorn time.

Looking forward to Silent Witness returning this week and it's moved to Birmingham. Not the first time it's shifted location, series one to three were set in Cambridge before transferring to the big smoke.

Is it too much to ask this is the last we'll hear of the prick? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It wasn't as bad as regenerating Hiddleston into Billie Piper, but it was still taking the piss rather... #TheNightManager

What the fuck is wrong with you? You got it. Boris Johnson even delivered it for you. Fuck. Off.

The actress playing Miss Evangelista in #DoctorWho gets a mention in the Epstein files.

Invision have apparently moved on from publishing #DoctorWho BTS fanzines… 🤭

I insist that MPs and staff are involved in the pilot scheme. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

She’ll have to go immediately. In a flounce.

This could get another dozen people to go I reckon.

Missbelindachandrastorm. #DoctorWho #weather

Just catching up with the latest episode of The Night Manager. I struggle to believe Indira Varma's character would be able to sanction the murder of a colleague. The UK is not the US (yet). Slight caveat: the colleague has not been seen to be dead so may not be.

I hope the more left-leaning of Reform's fan base are asking themselves questions with this continuous stream of ex-Tory pricks joining up.

It's Burns Night tonight, and here's a pic of the Steell sculpture of Rabbie in Central Park, NYC, affectionately known by me as "whaur the fuck did this feather come fae?"

I’m convinced Paddy Pimblett didn’t exist until this week.

Ah, superb, Amanda getting it completely wrong and not apologising. How very Met. #TheTraitors