I don't expect he was planning on spending much time in Scotland, but he certainly won't be now, unless he fancies getting his face re-arranged. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'm being really spoiled by the NHS in today's mail. An offer of bowel cancer screening (done before, shit in a box, send a sample back), *and* lung testing. The latter should be interesting, don't think I've had my lungs tested before although I haven't smoked since 2007.

Laurence Fox is Aggdor, the Monster of Peldon. #DoctorWho

Took a while to get going... #Keywords > 9 July 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 4✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org

That's it, the Internet is now closed for the day.

What an absolute coward. I don't understand why otherwise sensible people are capitulating to the loud but minority voice of anti-trans feminists.

"It's a trap!"

Farage's throat-vagina's gotten bigger recently. Is he popping the weight loss pills, or is he maybe horribly, horribly ill?

When you see a big list of unread messages on a WhatsApp group, but everything's resolved by the end of it.

The song needs work.

Conservatives. The moment has arrived. Clacton. Boris. Go.

Saying you're the "most physically attacked" MP when two MPs have been killed in the last decade is just horribly self-absorbed.

This could have been a voice note. #Farage

To quote Steve Miller and his band, "Go on, take the money and run"(/fuck off). "Whoo-hoo-hoo!"

I feel like this one's subject could have been more narrowly defined... but not bad considering. #Keywords > 7 July 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🏆 Win streak 6 🔥 Play streak 16 keywords.bagpuss.org

Rainbow! 4th today. We had R--E not so long ago, so I had candidates remembered. #Keywords > 6 July 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 5 🔥 Play streak 15 keywords.bagpuss.org

I'm off to sleep before the football. I probably won't even check who won in the morning. I expect I'll find out somehow.

I'm very surprised I correctly caught on to the theme after word two... Not an interest of mine. #Keywords > 5 July 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 3✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 8✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 4 🔥 Play streak 14 keywords.bagpuss.org

As good as yesterday. #Keywords > 4 July 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🏆 Win streak 3 🔥 Play streak 13 keywords.bagpuss.org

An easy one today. #Keywords > 3 July 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 2 🔥 Play streak 12 keywords.bagpuss.org

Only slightly better than yesterday's fail. And a typo on the last one didn't help matters. #Keywords > 2 July 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 4✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 11 keywords.bagpuss.org

Fancy funeral mustering on my street this morning, horse-drawn carriage, lots of red. RIP John.

Who had Starmer not being a team player on their bingo card? Every-fucking-one. Such a miserable competitive arsehole. I'm so glad they're a dying breed. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Tough start, easy finish. #Keywords > 30 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 9 🔥 Play streak 9 keywords.bagpuss.org

Really struggling at two, but powered through. #Keywords > 29 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 8 🔥 Play streak 8 keywords.bagpuss.org

I haven't had the Golden Balls yet, but the others are quite nice. I suspect the "Spanish cheese" ones were originally conceived as Italian as they're mozzarella flavoured, and when somebody realised Italy weren't in the World Cup they juggled the countries round, hence Portuguese chorizo.

After yesterday, today is more my bag. #Keywords > 28 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 7 🔥 Play streak 7 keywords.bagpuss.org

Dreadful, not my field at all. #Keywords > 27 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 8✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 3✗ 🏆 Win streak 6 🔥 Play streak 6 keywords.bagpuss.org

Watching The Cage (BBC). Would be nice if this lot could write a story that doesn't involve Scousers being robbing bastards. Also can't see Geraldine James without thinking "Not bitty now, bitty later."

Downstairs is finally cooling down. Upstairs is still infernal.

If you're stuck indoors, Nookey could just be the doctor what to order. Now on the ITV Retro YouTube channel. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYr...

Not bad, lots of options. #Keywords > 26 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🏆 Win streak 5 🔥 Play streak 5 keywords.bagpuss.org

Physics would be more apt for a fall, Chris, and I'd be fairly interested in the chemistry too. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just fuck off. #weather

That last one was a bit naughty. #Keywords > 25 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🏆 Win streak 4 🔥 Play streak 4 keywords.bagpuss.org

Shaky start... #Keywords > 24 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 6✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 3 🔥 Play streak 3 keywords.bagpuss.org

The question doesn't disappear when you run away from it, it gets louder (and more obnoxious, like Julia).

As well as could be expected. #Keywords > 23 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 2 🔥 Play streak 2 keywords.bagpuss.org

The reason I went into the furnace that is "outside" was to post my auntie's 90th birthday card. Did I remember to take it with me? Did I flux. Now plucking up the courage to go out again.

Starmer saying the next PM will inherit a country that is 'fairer' than the one he inherited 2 years ago. In the one Starmer inherited, trans people could use public toilets.

Paint the whole world with a rainbow! I must have forgotten to do yesterday's. #Keywords > 22 June 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 1 🔥 Play streak 1 keywords.bagpuss.org

Peter Mannion gif times a million. Useless arsehole.

Just embarked upon The Traitors US "season" 4. They've adopted the secret traitor from the UK series, and fuck me if they didn't just skip showing breakfast before the first mission. Naturally there was no murder to react to, but that's still unheard of.

Iron-gone. 😢 www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

He's not wrong, but he employed them.

Lots of choices for number two. Nice to see my only write-in there. #Keywords > 20 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 3✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 6 🔥 Play streak 6 keywords.bagpuss.org

Much better today. #Keywords > 19 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 1✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 5 🔥 Play streak 5 keywords.bagpuss.org

Ooh, marvellous, evil Gray's (possibly not, but hopefully so) evil Granny Sheila is played by Sheila Ruskin - Kassia from #DoctorWho The Keeper of Traken.

Piss poor today. #Keywords > 18 June 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 2✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 6✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 4✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 5✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 4 🔥 Play streak 4 keywords.bagpuss.org

Glad the most obvious answers (to me) were correct. #Keywords > 17 June 2026 🎉 I found all 5 words - perfectly! 🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 3 🔥 Play streak 3 keywords.bagpuss.org