I got toucan the utterly awful Bevanfield Tom Thumb movie because he loves terrible movies and it literally hurts me to watch, it's so slow and repetitive it's actual mental torture

Happy Valentine's Day! 🧡

person n (16 mins)

Fun fact: the Binding of Isaac card game originally had a card illustrated by Christine Chandler but they pulled it because of people complaining. So he knew what he was getting into! He's been through this before! Just because Flash doesn't update anymore doesn't mean he can't.

remember to always tip your delivery drivers!

[0007437] Dwarves get unhappy thought from dead enemy

[0007430] Random Mangled Falling Dwarf

there were always people who wanted to make me stronger but did it wrong, and people who wanted me to be weaker. I hated the latter much, much more

[0007973] Birds get stuck mid-air

Pet

vacation babies #8 2/2 #OurPermanentVacation #opvcomic

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you like this because it has a shark in it

the more mature I feel the less I believe true love feels like anything at all

this is what god made

happy new dog because your dog died.

youtu.be/gLQEsD8eLkM im lyetoving out

For @ruishiro.bsky.social

new honeypot is awesome. it reminds me of the old honeypot.

listening to MGMT

2023 11 14

my new catchphrase "uy" is not a good sign

soft metal

Fingering myself

GETOUTHANNAH

(oc) originally meant to just do a line drawing but the uncanny medical diagram art style was calling me

the night they stopped hating each other

hè? waar zijn alle rokers ineens gebleven?

I think falling into a planet in an indestructible suit would fix me

are you a cool girl living in an epic world or vice versa

haunted armor

sabine hossenfelder is a hero but I can't watch anything with that gen-x/millennial persuasion of introducing and concluding everything you talk about. it makes everything take three times as long to say. the newsletter is fire tho

the nostalgiaslop is hitting but then they throw in "when there was a DVD player on the back of the car seat" and you're like hold on

O’Donnell

Georges de la Tour really was that bitch

its crusty puppy sunday. its nasty fucking dirty, disgusting, wet and crusty, diseased, plauged and dying and covered in mud andd piss and fucking shit, and dirty and dirty AUGH! EW!!! ugh its fucking nasty awful putrid depressing gross fucking bad bad puppy sunday.

make him cry like a woman, no particular woman

Some of my Lascaux deer figures from 2024.

i dont get when people say bluesky is just twitter but "white". buddy here on the internet we're all white

trust of tomorrow

in 2026 we are going to kill INSTAGRAM the dogshit prison for peoples photographs

commission for @bruisejuice.bsky.social

Christmas celebrations, from 'Sonic The Comic' #42, Jan '95.