Traitor.

Creature... Would anyone be interested in commissioned sketches of their character like this? Little traditional, experimental sketches, and a clean photo at the end?

we asked prokaryotes on the street why multicellular life exists and they said they thought it would be cool

American going to bed at night: "at least I'm not as silly as the characters from South Park!"

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Shelta-N-Place

being annoying is always slightly immoral

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there's replies here giving the (correct) answer that these things do not happen primarily because the democrats do not want them to happen, and i'm always amazed by how delusional some democrat voters are in arguing with that

impressive does not mean good overall

A Quiet Farwell is so good

vote for the we're stupid and wrong about basic shit party! the most diverse party in the world!

there was something animalistic about it that, as a seven year old, I really didn't want to see from a primary school teacher

kick drum

i ate.....5(?) steamed pork buns.

eating regularly is naturally antipsychotic which is why I don't do it

current status: running a computer program

*downloads a computer program*

I don’t know where you went

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

i am working on music :3

dilfs❤️I would die for you

I watched the first episode of Lie To Me when I was ~13 & Netflix still felt like an invention, and the first episode cracked me the fuck up. I couldn't believe how hard they were trying to fit the setting into a 50 minute Narrative with Tension and Release and an Action Sequence

How to be one person

LRT dunno who those characters are but I want to straight up kill that groomer

they should make likes public outta nowhere it'd weed out the unworthy

I feel like american vocabulary is all about not sounding british and british accents are all about not sounding american

beetlemoses is mid (the best thing you can find on instagram)

everyone who would've become a terrible lawyer two generations ago became a terrible programmer instead

tumblr delusionmagic was weird as hell like no there isn't a fucking ghost in your attic. but tulpamancy always stuck out to me as being the one that's totally real. nothing is stopping that one

VERY good tsar! VERY good boyars! everyone is VERY good! I am friends with everybody.

(Making smalltalk with someone who's been locked in a dungeon since age 9) So where did you go to college

Reminder if you are not allosexual do not say go outside

paraphrasing: 99% of chronic explainers quit right before their abusers decide to understand them

lifecycle of a derpy

Patricia Taxxon is obviously against loli. I am using the present tense here assuming you people didn't kill her.

I've never met a respect for the tech industry that wasn't too much

if americans know one thing it's america = real life & other countries = the internet

Oh gosh! Why is everyone so reliant on us? 😩 -The Monopoly Man

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99% of chronic explainers quit before their abusers decide to understand them

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