President Chump has gotten his last minute instructions from Putin before today's Zelensky meeting

Him slapping his name on everything is like a dog pissing everywhere to mark its territory. Foul sob.

I am exhausted. They complain about everything. Imagine being the most indulged voting bloc in the country and still centering your entire political identity on grievance. That’s the modern GOP voter.

This year, as every year, my New Year's resolution is not to make any New Year's resolutions. So, while most people abandon their New Year's resolutions within a few weeks, technically, my 2025 New Year's resolution was a success until just now.

#cat people of Bluesky I need help. My cat Queen Mab went in for dental surgery on Thursday. They ended up removing 13 of her teeth without informing me… after they said she had degenerative gum disease. They gave me my cat half comatose and cold.

The easiest position in any company for artificial intelligence to replace is the CEO and the CFO. They certainly couldn't be any less heartless

- It’s called The Kennedy Center. - It’s called The Department of Defense. - It’s called The Gulf of Mexico.

We wouldn't be in this nightmare if he had been arrested, jailed and prosecuted after Jan 6th. There should have been federal agents waiting for him when he landed his filthy ass in FL. Richard Nixon should have been prosecuted. This move on for the good of the country bullshit is why we're here.

So, Congress passes a law requiring the release of ALL the Trumpstein files. Any redactions to protect ONLY the victims Trump DOJ releases a highly redacted and incomplete batch after working on them for months, citing various lame excuses for their non-compliance This is what a coverup looks like

Only a person easily bribed would think that everyone else is easily bribed. $1776 to the soldiers. $1500 to you, to cover a lifetime of medical expenses. $2000 tariff refund. A man with billions of dollars thinks you can be bought for 2 grand.

I do not understand these Republicans and conservatives that say they are shocked by what Trump did about Rob Reiner. WTF! He has been like this since day one. He had said despicable words since day one. There is not one liberal that is shocked by his disgusting behavior.

One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!

There’s no filling the emotional hole. It’s just empty luxury. I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv. Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.

I sat down with 20 undecided Texas voters on @jubileemedia.bsky.social’s Surrounded. One of them brought up “welfare queens” so I told him the truth: The biggest welfare queens in this country are the giant corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes.

Goddamnit, people. Stop posting fake Trump posts. Every time you do that, you force people to go to his Truth Social page to see if it's real, which generates revenue for him. Is that really what you want? 🤦🏻‍♂️

If ever.

As it stands, there is not a single thing contained in the bible, or any other magic book, that could not have been produced by the minds of the men who wrote it.

“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation

Trump loves to ask why we dont get immigrants from sweden or denmark and not these "garbage"countries. They already have universal Healthcare, paid leave, free college, gun control, no maniacal leader. Why would they want to come to the USA.

Now here's a plan I would support 💯

Oh, if only.

when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’

All those NRA guys are now in ICE.

If the Court keeps striking down campaign finance reform, what’s the point? Corporations can pour endless money into elections and call the shots. If we don’t stop it now, we’re heading toward a dystopia where corporations act like governments—and it’s closer than we think.

Yes

Interesting.

Have they given us any reason to believe otherwise?

For your blocking pleasure, here's a lying MAGAt who claims to be a centrist Democrat but every single post supports right-wing positions. And like all MAGAts, has a hard-on for Trump.

He’s right

For a significant number of them his sht smells like their favorite perfume and always will.

not removing Trump is a dereliction of duty and it needs to be treated as such

I'm completely fine with people who don't vote. If they care so little about politics, then be assured, they wouldn't be making an informed choice anyway, and we know which side the uninformed tend to vote for. Plus, effectively, their choice not to vote increases the power of my vote.

These silly little resolutions are one of the dumbest fucking things our government wastes time on. I remember when they passed a resolution to condemn people for calling General Petraeus "General Betray-us." Really? Fuck off with that nonsense. Do your job and get to work for the American people.

It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends. We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over. We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.

Should we talk about how the idiot took the bait? He's so easy to manipulate. They got him to give their video the best free advertising money can't buy.

I’m starting to think your Nobel Peace Prize odds diminish when you’re making death threats to your political opponents. Quiet, piggy 🐽

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

Forget meth, crack, and heroin. The most addictive drug in existence is money. And once they've experienced the highs that come from extreme amounts of it, very few ever break free from their addiction.

Journalist should just keep asking questions that trigger ugly responses & personal attacks from trump just to see how deranged he will get in public, like a crusade to trigger trumpy. Make it a sport.

If Adolf Hitler were alive, Trump would host him too.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: when in doubt, assume the other guy is an idiot, because he usually is. It never fails to astound me how utterly incompetent some people are at their jobs. I seriously wonder how some people manage to go through life without unwittingly walking off a cliff

People are celebrating the Texas gerrymander being rejected while hoping the California one remains in place, but wasn't the California one written so that it only goes into effect if the Texas one does?