all of the mlb execs sitting around a big table, brows furrowed and scratching their chins. manfred stands by a huge whiteboard that says ‘some stupid shit that will appeal to nobody’ while holding an uncapped marker

WHOZA G’BOYYYYY?!?!?!

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by...

Wow. I guess I *do* believe in banning books.

He does appear to have the radiating charm of a single grain of uncooked rice.

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

Trump’s post today about Robert Mueller gives me free rein to say, when he dies, that I am glad he’s dead. Great job, my guy.

Congrats team USA, you represented this nation perfectly.

In nine months MLB owners are going to tell you they need to shut the sport down because places like Miami are small markets with few baseball fans

They should make it so the U.S. team has to serve in the military if they lose, like how South Korea does with the Asian Cup.

Meanwhile Mark DeRosa is marching through the locker room, leading his men in singing Happy Birthday to baby Jesus.

It fucking rules that these people are all too stupid to realize that this article will not, in fact, lead to them being taken seriously.

I hope they get fuckin destroyed.

This is deeply unfair considering he was playing TWO roles. whether that gave him an advantage or a disadvantage I do not know.

the oscars should only be the 'in memoriam' part. you're not eligible until you die. no one hosting, no one in the audience - just a three hour montage of dead people and 55 trophies coming out on stage on a conveyer belt, then falling off into a big pile. This would still have ads tho.

I know I’m in the minority here, but this movie was mediocre and Penn was not great in it.

Night Game, the incredibly stupid serial killer movie starring Roy Scheider.

“Dave! Ain’t that your horse that kid is messin’ with?”

If only a college professor could condescendingly yell at her that AI is useful, I bet she’d feel so much better about all this

Loretta and an advance copy of my new book. Don’t let her demeanor fool you, she’s actually very excited and proud.

Chicago wind gauge

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

I think it’s a better tribute to Kobe to keep going when you’ve been told to stop

It’s the Mac defense. The tactic of the second-dumbest character on a show about idiots.

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

Fuck the troops.

Please keep our big beautiful boys with the most sophisticated military equipment in the world in your prayers as they blow up schools. That’s gonna bother them until they blow up another building full of people

From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

One of the moms of the families I’ve been delivering groceries to asked today if I’d be willing to accept something from her. And she came back with this beautiful flan she’d made to say thank you for helping us. I am crying. People are too kind. This is whom our government is forcing into hiding.

THIS HAS GOT TO BE TH E DUMBEST FUCKIN THIN... (reads comments) oh yeah, ok that make sense.

we’re getting closer…

Kinda touchy from the fanbase that centers its entire identity on being "cursed" by some old man who wanted his pet goat to have consumer rights.

the kids (specifically at my place of employment) are all right when even the edgelord barstool insta account is mocking your commencement speaker choice, you've made a grave error

lol

Billie Jean King looks normal, but standing next to these two freaks her normalness skyrockets. Like, this is the most normal I've ever seen a person look ever.

It would never be great or watchable so stfu.

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

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lol fuck the patriots

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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning