Can someone explain this to me, bc the Brewers have won five straight, all against teams with winning records?

@every-topps-card.bsky.social pack me a gimme

Nah, dude, it’s real. I’ve seen it like three times. Sucks worse with each viewing.

Seven people died from poisoned Tylenol in 1982, and for more than 4 decades every pill in America has been sold in tamper proof bottles.

People never referring to the made-up bullshit about “generations.”

Ok, yeah, Logan Henderson’s moms aren’t THAT interesting

ALL RISE… because the game is over and the Yankees shit the bed.

Paul Goldschmidt retire bitch

Oh boy, another ‘complicated legacy’ guy…

one of the thrills of my posting career to get quoted in a Jon Bois joint.

The only better feeling for him is committing a sexual assault.

lol yankees

in sports fandom if you have a coach who keeps losing games they should win everyone calls for them to be fired, but in democratic politics the bad coaches are defended by a hoard of people who insist you point out the real travesty is the other team tried to score goals.

Fuck off and eat shit, cubs.

im trying to comprehend how bad this book will be and it’s like trying to imagine a new primary color.

Rest in piss

creed "my sacrifice" voice Ron Karkovice

Finding it hard to give a shit about the lives of strangers? try this

At one point in 1978, the real-life inspirations for the Al Pacino character in Dog Day Afternoon and the Robert Deniro and Joe Pesci chars in Goodfellas were all living in the same halfway house in New York City.

lol.

The lines you like the best when you’re writing your first draft should be the most suspect when you edit. Chances are that they suck. and chances are that you don’t need them.

Today in History: Benito Mussolini executed

Not what I’m thinking at all, asshole.

lol everyone fucking sucks at everything.

Have the Brewers won yet in these Wisco costumes? C’mon you superstitious weirdos, shove these things in the toilet and start scoring some runs.

What is it with white baseball players and the stupidest possible facial hair?

Good. It’s good that this happened and I’m glad that it did.

for some stupid asshole to make garbage that sucks … oops I didn’t follow the prompt!

Fuck AI and fuck you too if you fuck with it #LuddGang

MLB/baseball

Every time I read a piece about somebody with an “ai-assisted editing process” I feel like I’m watching someone trying to intellectualize a deliberate choice not to think or concentrate

Just start. Let it be terrible. Write until it stops being terrible. Get a non-terrible sentence and delete everything else. And then work from there.

(Sexily): You know my left knee can’t bend all the way anymore💕💕

@every-topps-card.bsky.social gimmie a pack

@every-topps-card.bsky.social gimmie a pack

I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Eric Byrnes is really pulling off the ‘just as ugly as annoying as kid rock but somehow less charming‘ thing.

@every-topps-card.bsky.social gimmie a pack

Ben Sasse’s podcast is the most interesting topic that any Pacers‘ fan can handle.

They’ve lost two games and two former managers wearing this Wisco bullshit, please stop.

RIP Scrap Iron.