Yellow mustard, red onions.

Charlie O’Brien and his day-glo trimmed mitt.

Fireworks fucking suuuuuuuuck.

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

Oh, god, it’s “everybody be unfunny about Bobby Bonilla” day

Encountering other good images for future use

This is who Israel murdered There are literally hundreds if not thousands of sea turtles that were given a chance to survive thanks to Mona Khalil. She’s been doing this work for over two decades. And Israel murdered her

Imaging rookie year Robin Yount walking up to Sammy Kaye’s ‘The Old Lamplighter.’

shut the fuck up milken you scumbag.

Once again, fuck the author’s guild.

@every-topps-card.bsky.social how about a pack?

happy memorial day

hey look, I’m in the New York Times…

Piss Crap Armweak

Gonna hafta chant about a football game from five months ago louder tomorrow, Wrigley. So hard to hear you from down in third place.

Nice challenge, pretty boy.

lol pca

Can someone explain this to me, bc the Brewers have won five straight, all against teams with winning records?

@every-topps-card.bsky.social pack me a gimme

Nah, dude, it’s real. I’ve seen it like three times. Sucks worse with each viewing.

Seven people died from poisoned Tylenol in 1982, and for more than 4 decades every pill in America has been sold in tamper proof bottles.

People never referring to the made-up bullshit about “generations.”

Ok, yeah, Logan Henderson’s moms aren’t THAT interesting

ALL RISE… because the game is over and the Yankees shit the bed.

Paul Goldschmidt retire bitch

Oh boy, another ‘complicated legacy’ guy…

one of the thrills of my posting career to get quoted in a Jon Bois joint.

The only better feeling for him is committing a sexual assault.

lol yankees

in sports fandom if you have a coach who keeps losing games they should win everyone calls for them to be fired, but in democratic politics the bad coaches are defended by a hoard of people who insist you point out the real travesty is the other team tried to score goals.

Fuck off and eat shit, cubs.

im trying to comprehend how bad this book will be and it’s like trying to imagine a new primary color.

Rest in piss

creed "my sacrifice" voice Ron Karkovice

Finding it hard to give a shit about the lives of strangers? try this

At one point in 1978, the real-life inspirations for the Al Pacino character in Dog Day Afternoon and the Robert Deniro and Joe Pesci chars in Goodfellas were all living in the same halfway house in New York City.

lol.

The lines you like the best when you’re writing your first draft should be the most suspect when you edit. Chances are that they suck. and chances are that you don’t need them.