THRILLED to announce that my next book, DOG'S DAY: THE TRUE STORY OF ARMED ROBBERY, GAY LIBERATION, & TOXIC LOVE THAT INSPIRED A HOLLYWOOD CLASSIC will be published in Fall 2026 by @catapultbooks.bsky.social!

We’re gonna fuckin win. Tonight, Wednesday, the whole goddamn thing.

Retweet this bratwurst for good luck

I fuckin hate this shit. Here I am, trying to enjoy an afternoon staring at my favorite ads, and someone idiot decided to play a baseball game in front of them.

Fuck Shakers and their bullshit tours. For years, they’ve been the one place I've told visitors to Milwaukee to completely avoid. It’s hack tourist-trap garbage run by a complete fucking creep. It’ll be a great day for the city when this toilet closes for good.

A friend of mine has been sending me photos lately comparing my cat Sal to the Milwaukee Brewers player Sal Frelick (aka Sal Furlick)

as always i encourage u all not to post things that may attract the attention of an authoritarian secret police with unlimited power to surveil american citizens at this time

WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR BRANDON MARSH YOU STUPID HUMAN TOILET

Ezra

I worked at George Webb for about a month. A few times per week, the manager would make everyone empty out their pockets to see if you were stealing. If you have any loose cash in your pockets, they would assume that you stole it and you got fired on the spot.

Hey all, I'm going to be a movie! Grandzander Films is producing a documentary based on my book, Outlaws, Rebels, & Vixens! Any support is great, but even just throwing the project a follow will help us toward getting the end product hosted on a steaming platform. seedandspark.com/fund/outlaws...

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‘I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship’

Anything at all to say about this, @baldwin.senate.gov ?

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Sobleman’s sucks ass and Bill Michaels is a professional idiot.

Hugos are open, so I'd be honored if you considered "The Spindle of Necessity" @strangehorizons.bsky.social, my only piece of fiction this year & the trans story of my heart. strangehorizons.com/fiction/the-...

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards

Today, February 25, marks one year since 25 year old US airman Aaron Bushnell succumbed to his injuries after self-immolating outside of the Israeli Embassy to protest US support for Israel's atrocities in Gaza. Thinking of him & the loss of hope he felt in bringing about change otherwise. 💔

Homer, did you put your head in the

Hi. We’re the only four skinny guys on earth who can’t see their penises when looking down…

The best Harry Doyle moment is when he pours himself a Jack Daniels as he's doing the game intro, sets the bottle back down, rubs his finger along the opening, and then dabs a bit of whiskey behind his ear. Just brilliant. RIP Bob Uecker.

I met Bob Uecker in the press area of Wrigley Field at a time when I when I was in the throes of my drug addiction. I had been smoking meth for days and was sleep deprived and paranoid, sitting in a tiny room with other sports writers. I had to get out of there…

My god, imagine a conversation between Bob Uecker and David Lynch…

Ueck’s last call.

Rest well, king.

Fucking finally.

At this point, the purpose of the democratic party, on a national level, is to do the blocking and tackling of left populist policies (M4A, free/affordable public college, housing reform, etc) so that they have more elbow room to cut deals with fascists.

Counterpoint: This is 100% what the system was designed to do.

UnitedHealth CEO was killed 30 days ago on December 4. Luigi is now on trial Lancet reports that USA’s exploitative health system enables 68K preventable deaths ANNUALLY. 5589 Americans have died under this system since December 4. So—when do the CEOs who knowingly enabled these deaths go on trial?

How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer

Adjusting for inflation, the Brewers payroll for 2025 projects to be lower than it was in 2008. Over the same period and also adjusting for inflation, the value of the franchise has more than tripled.

My book 'Milwaukee Mayhem' can be read for free at the @archive.org and I am entirely at peace with that. Maybe if you really like it you can buy a copy or give it as a gift. But READ IT if you want to. That's why I wrote the fucking thing in the first place. archive.org/details/milw...

Some dipshit content creator is branching out into another line of non-work:

Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference. “Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.

Ok, you've got like, ten more minutes to make Wario jokes becomes deeply hack and I'm being more than generous with this...

To my best knowledge no reward has been offered by any law enforcement agency in the case of Yeremi Colino who was killed in Manhattan on the same day, allegedly for not speaking English. 3 Suspects remain at large.

worth putting in a good word for this, too. Easily one of the best baseball bios I’ve ever read.

Congrats to the two newest HOFers!

I’m surprised how many cops get assigned to each murder in New York City. I assume they treat each one with the same urgency and don’t prioritize high profile cases that make them look weak and stupid.

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