hey look, Ryan Braun is getting more votes than Matt Kemp again...

If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.

When this era of fascist grifters is over, maybe then we can consider what might be valuable about what’s now called AI (though it isn’t) and proceed with eyes open. Until then, make your own slop! BETTER slop.

I mean, Tom Yawkey is in the Hall of Fame so lets not all act like any of this really means anything.

Night ruined by Bobby Big Wheel

Damn, it’s like a CEO’s job is mostly bullshit or something.

Just imagining the moment on Thanksgiving when Trump, emotional, looked around the table and told each one of his children and his beloved wife how he was overcome with love and gratitude as he told each how they have enriched his life, for which he was thankful.

you should see how firm he stands on union-busting

Kobe Bryant was a dumbass and a rapist and his pea brained narcissism killed his kid and her friends. Sorry!

The brewers are so much worse for baseball than the Dodgers.

Happy Thanksgiving, America

Happy Thanksgiving

phones are officially more protected in the UK than marginalized groups of human beings

When you’ve never heard of a librarian: 🙃🙃🫠🤮🤮🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🇺🇦🛃✂️💈💈💈(I’m joking ~ do not like this)

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Or maybe a FUCKING BOOK?????

Yeah, I know he doesn’t deserve it and I don’t give a shit.

Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck

Fuck the dodgers fuck baseball and fuck all you, specifically my followers.

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

Kurt Suzuki got a one-year contract to manage the Angels. Remember, when you're licking their boots by advocating for price-fixing, that MLB owners are already planning for a 2027 lockout 13 months ahead of the CBA expiration. They already know they're doing it.

Cecil Fielder Bar (1994-1994): At the beginning of the strike-shortened season, then-Tigers slugger Cecil "Big Daddy" Fielder received his own candy bar--essentially a Baby Ruth--nougat, peanuts, and caramel, covered in milk chocolate.

please blue jays… destroy them

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

it is never okay to take out your frustration on service people and people who do have low moral character

Oh… you’re going to find joy from a children’s game played by strangers??? How very *simple* of you.

Gallant opened a museum about dinosaurs. Goofus stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as he could, and before he even knew what he had, he's patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now he's selling it.

Bronswell Patrick

oh come on…

New York Grove is such a banger. RIP.

1. Bud Selig was a better commissioner than team president 2. There are maybe a half-dozen guys who deserve a retired number more than Rollie Fingers 3. The Connect unis are the worst this franchise has ever worn 4. John Briggs is criminally underrated

Non-fiction is harder to write because you have to look everything up and make sure it really happened. Fiction is just you putting down whatever crap you wanna make up.

From the Stockton Independent, 3/13/28: The earliest recorded reference to movie riffing. You owe these folks big time, @billcorbett.bsky.social!

On what would have been Margaret Thatcher's 100th birthday, a reminder of what this awesome woman said at her funeral.

THRILLED to announce that my next book, DOG'S DAY: THE TRUE STORY OF ARMED ROBBERY, GAY LIBERATION, & TOXIC LOVE THAT INSPIRED A HOLLYWOOD CLASSIC will be published in Fall 2026 by @catapultbooks.bsky.social!

Retweet this bratwurst for good luck

A friend of mine has been sending me photos lately comparing my cat Sal to the Milwaukee Brewers player Sal Frelick (aka Sal Furlick)

WASH YOUR FUCKING HAIR BRANDON MARSH YOU STUPID HUMAN TOILET

Ezra

I worked at George Webb for about a month. A few times per week, the manager would make everyone empty out their pockets to see if you were stealing. If you have any loose cash in your pockets, they would assume that you stole it and you got fired on the spot.

Hey all, I'm going to be a movie! Grandzander Films is producing a documentary based on my book, Outlaws, Rebels, & Vixens! Any support is great, but even just throwing the project a follow will help us toward getting the end product hosted on a steaming platform. seedandspark.com/fund/outlaws...

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