Put a petulant adolescent in charge, get a war on permanent records.

I think of nostalgia as a poison, but in the same way that alcohol is a poison - you can have a pretty good time in moderation but too much for too long and you will rot from the inside out. This shit is the equivalent of drinking floor varnish to chase the shakes away.

It must be so awesome to be Trump's energy secretary, all you do is go on TV and social media every day to announce "I'm too stupid to understand the most basic aspects of energy, and if you disagree with me you're gay"

- VIDEODROME (1983)

The Homer Simpson!

Fondly remembering 2016 when the NYT wrote breathless stories about the scandal of a Clinton Foundation donor asking for special access to then SOS Clinton and being told, “no”.

If they ever make one of these of me and it says anything other than “kill me”, they fucked up

this guy is awesome because he clearly started the account with the intent of being a rightwing Nate Silver type data guy but then just kept getting too mad to mention any numbers.

Noooo the zoomers figured out how to livestream through the fridge and they won’t stop mocking Goldeneye

what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine

There are going to be some FASCINATING urban exploration-style videos around these data centers in a decade or so.

you go see gwar somebodies gettin their head chopped off simple as

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

The whole administration in one quote

This is exactly what a baby trying to convince his doctor not to give him a shot would say.

Anfernee Simons for Fred and a 1st let's goooo

I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.

That was a fucking WEEK ago?

This is grim news to be sure but whatever punk group claims that acronym is going places.

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

Remembering fondly when the “Twitter Files” briefly mentioned the Trump admin getting tweets taken down in 2020, someone asking Taibbi if he’d ever followed up on it, and him saying “why would I care about that? I just posted what Elon sent me”

Really Orwellian finish on this one

Post a horror movie everyone should see

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Today in unhelpful AI suggestions

It’s 3 but who cares

like watching young Anakin picking up the helmet

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Kash Patel realizing the casing he just read says “if you read this you’re gay”

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

well well well, if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers

Good lord that is grimly comedic. Like a particularly surreal moment in a Coen brothers movie.

Shades of when rightwingers were still claiming Paul Pelosi was attacked by a leftist gay lover even after the actual guy was in court saying “I’m a right winger and I did this to hurt Nancy Pelosi for being a Democrat”

it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up

Lab class in the Alien universe must be amazing, 50/50 shot it’ll end with the teacher like dissolving their face or eating sentient Ebola

"My pussy in bio"

Jesus Christ

wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝 hope you’re having a good one wish i was there Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.

We aren’t ready for 2030s+ brain rot

I'm deep cover. I'm getting a lot of leads.

September 5, 1993: Married…With Children’s “The Bundys vs. The NBA All-Stars,” featuring Vlade Divac, Clyde Drexler & Xavier McDaniel. 📺 FOX

Not the main point here but is it JARRING how much more clear eyed foreign coverage of American fascism is.

Remembering Some Guys and forgetting some horrors

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

Meow wolf-ass house