i can’t be with a nonchalant loser i need someone that is obsessive and worships the ground i walk on

InfoWars chief Tim Heidecker talks to UNHINGED caller “AJ”. Check out theonion.info for this and more urgent news.

If you're not going to read it read this part which is just me begging you to remember that you're a person and you should be furious and more alive .

If you like my work & work by other sex workers like me you should read what happens to us when we are targeted by violent government agents because of it. You can help make the world a safer place for all of us . Kindness is the only way forward . laurenjanek.com/post/all-things-move

I do not give a single sticky fuck whether the Odyssey is historically accurate, I hate it because it looks like the movie equivalent of corporate art aesthetically

“Everyone has their own method of coping, some more effective, or self-destructive, than others...” He gives you a meaningful look.

I was made for having many boyfriends and lovers. Sorry not sorry 😔🥰

BARAD DÛR! Now on Inprnt :) www.inprnt.com/gallery/brucemackay/barad-dur/

Battle Won! 'Final Fantasy IX' PlayStation

This odyssey movie looks very uninspired and grey and bland and so far the writing seems very YA comic hero I fear the era of epic grand majesty myths and fantasy has ended and this new blockbuster is the test to see how much slop they can get away with while still selling out

if jar jar binks had breasts and was in knights of the old republic it might look a little something like this

I think Maul is a truly excellent Star War, personally

another later type "Corinthian" helmet #art #drawing #history

Link the Fire #darksouls #fromsoftware #fanart

WIP Scrungly 🍄🐛 [ #art / #insects / #digitalart / #procreate / #entomology]

Thoughts on being criminalized by the CBSA as a sex worker vol.1 . "Something has happened. We all feel it. There is a hole in the world. We Are at War, and I want It to Stop... " . laurenjanek.com/post/all-things-move

I promise you this is a bad game and you don’t want it even if they paid you

Alternatively titled : 1000 days of screaming - the 1st post as we fight intense government misconduct & overreach or power, destruction of our future and rights self expression and determination ( and perhaps the future of these rights for all of us) . laurenjanek.com/post/all-things-move

Secret Service shot a kid today

A reminder from my lunch yesterday that while raw egg yolk can be quite enjoyable in dishes, raw egg white tends to not only lend an awful texture mid way between foamy and slimy, but can make you quite sick (at least in the US and Canada) so maybe learn how to Crack and yolk an egg first.

Searching…

Elric of Melniboné

posting for academic purposes

quick sketch to inform you I'm still alive

Hard facts from the man you are. You once jerked off in the locker room and were caught. You held a young woman by the arm and kept her in your apartment for 20 minutes against her will. That's right, these are not flights of fancy. These are *real deeds*, Harry

Imagine a really gnarly breakdown is playing

i appreciate obsidians commitment to not letting players fuck companions. Gamers should be denied intimacy generally

I have mostly decided im going to spend money i *definitely* shouldn't and get a small tattoo, as a treat. I havent had one in over a decade, its just never felt like I could "spare the expense," but fuck it, I need ink in my flesh.

Sitting in the work parking lot hanging an iced vanilla berry red bull and quietly chanting "save me iced vanilla berry redbull, get me through this day."

使者 / Messengers #Bloodborne #ブラッドボーン

Art by • Stephen Fabian

Drives me mad how long its been since ive gotten a tattoo

It is the year of our lord 2026- programming a game intentionally without autosave when all of us work two jobs and have very little free time to play is just pure asinine, pretentious, and garbage game design full stop. Respect my time.

I swapped out my piercing and also really need a haircut

having a wank with the lads or whatever

Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 has largely consumed my life, but a lot of questionable design choices and that patented "intentional slowness," that games of this ilk (looking at you, RDR2) posses still leave me pretty firm that this is, at best, an 8/10 for me. Probably leaning 7. Good game!

Drove behind a guy for a moment today who had a sticker that said "stop beeping and pop them toes in my mouth" and- especially for the area im in- mad respect for the bravery, my freaky friend

witchcraft

No, I have no regrets. For I trust in you.

No one on earth is hot enough for me to excuse Ai usage

Threadbear - a photo essay about some pieces of lingerie for vol.7 of Organic Reach . laurenjanek.com/organicreach

Absolute garbage day, 2/10

My conclusions were made seconds after I saw a headline but it's good to know the facts.

nothing ever happens

This guy's go to move is a fake assassination attempt