Good morning sunshine ☀️

I act like I’m ok but really I want to be a third with Olivia and Fitz 😩

Waiting to be dis-robed

I have Supernatural to thank for single-handedly introducing me to some of our worlds best rock songs

Earth Angel 🤍x

People don’t kiss like their life depends on it anymore and that’s the problem!

Genuinely boggled by how anyone can get on a plane thinking they are going to one destination and end up in the wrong destination??

Uber: Where are you off too? Me: To see my lover 😉 Uber: He’s a very lucky man Me: oh he knows it 😉

Last night I took a melatonin gummy to help me SLEEP and ended up being AWAKE until 5am, tossing n turning😩 Did everything right- last meal was about 9ish, took the gummies about 11ish and was in bed with my phone off at 12ish. Trying again tonight but maybe something else works better? Tips? 💕

Cheers to the freaking weekend 🥂 ✨

I’m usually so good with crime shows and spotting the answers but I absolutely was not prepared for the plot twist in His & Hers. Omg, utter tv perfection!! 👏

Peekaboo x

Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻

Men who love cats can get my cat x

I’m wearing an oversized jumper, leggings, trainers and a big ol scarf around my neck and I’m getting hit on left, right, centre. I look fabulous, sure, but wasn’t thinking my outfit screamed hot and ready to flirt when I got dressed this morning haha

Never felt more delectably powerful than when a man literally comes from just eating me out. The absolute sexiest thing a man can do 🤤 Do it again!

The fact that I’m willing to travel anywhere within Europe to see Hans Zimmer should tell you how in love with his concerts I am. Currently trying to decide if I should go see him in Amsterdam, Poland or Spain! Decisions, decisions.

Good mornings start with forehead kisses, coffee, and orgasms. In that exact order.

Treasuring every moment with my favourites. Especially when he hates my choice of musicals but still takes me to go see it 💋🥂

I’ve really gotten into running and I fear the insufferable spirit of a runner is starting to swell up within me😩 I have this incessant need to drop it into conversation that I’ve started running lmao (help)

Me talking in depth and very passionately to my c about how we actually should have 13 months and how the real new year is in April and him just nodding at me in that endearing way that also says you are absolutely bonkers woman But I am right!!😩😂

Me waking up this morning after last night (absolutely zero complaints)🥰

Nights like this 🥂🥰

You’re going to be well jel when I tell you I’m having a mfm with 2 Scotsmen tonight 🤤

Your chocolate doll 🍫✨

Everything I do, I do with passion, purpose, and intent, and that includes when I’m doing you. 😉

I genuinely hate that several times a day I have to question if something is ai or not 😩

I’ll let the lace do the talking 🖤

Being a spiritual wh0re will have you manifesting things like a weekend away trip with a big dick big spender.

Crazy about sweet suites x

One of my new year resolutions was to challenge myself to use up all the groceries I buy which has lead me to nights like this where I’m having sweet peppers, smoked salmon and soft cheese for dinner lol

I slithered here from Eden ✨

Been shagged within an inch of my life. What a fucking fantabulous start of the week haha 🥰x

Playing footsies under the table with you x

It’ll seem I spoke too soon haha. Rejection is redirection right? x

The epitome of small but mighty 💋

Last minute hurrahs only work if you (client) are prepared to make it work. Deposit and screening done in 10 minutes because he wanted my company tonight. Hot, very hot indeed.

Apple Cash needs to come to the UK, what on earth is taking so long?!

A sentence I’ve never heard is “I scheduled too much time”. A sentence I hear often is “I wish I scheduled for longer”. Do as you wish with this information. 😉

Laced for luxuries ✨

Got my Twitter back, pigs must be flying outside haha x

Basking in the afterglow ✨

It’s currently my favourite kind of British weather: the suns shining so you get pockets of warmth and you can wear your sunnies but it’s still bitingly cold enough to be wrapped up in cosy knits and fur x

3 years ago you couldn’t pay me to drink coffee. Fast forward to this lovely client who introduces me to this addictive nectar and now I literally go to bed dreaming about the cup of coffee I’m going to have in the morning 😩

Out for 2026: "what is the worst client you've had?" In for 2026: "how does it feel like to be worshipped all the time?" (and yes that is a thing a client said to me recently. he gets it!)

What isn’t there to love about breakfast in bed?

Wanting to wear a miniskirt and knee high boots but having juicing thighs and a fat arse so you look a bit like the Hollywood movies depiction of a real life whokah 😩

Starting the year as I mean to go on: in stunning suites, witnessing stunning views and with stunning company 🥂

Whoever fcks me this week do it like you mean it pls I need it 🙃

Gym was packed today and I managed to get 6 new 1:1 clients for my Pilates classes. At this rate I’m going to need to open my own studio soon 🩵