Utterly destroyed by telling a younger friend about MST3K and their response was "This would have done numbers on dropout"

This is incredibly cool www.crowdsupply.com/baochip/daba...

lmao: "Harris accused Altman of being the 'Goebbels of the Trump administration.' But on Tuesday, Harris [ . . . ] told us by email: 'It was late and I had a few too many martinis so I misspoke when I said Goebbels… I should've said Friedrich Flick.'"

Watched the elvis concert movie yesterday and I have to say: Stop Making Sense, undefeated heavyweight champion of the world

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

This is a great video about the pitfalls of filming CRTs www.youtube.com/watch?v=qicQ...

gf had to record a video for work and I could tell the panic she was having as I pulled out the toolbox with $500s worth of rigging before going "put your laptop on top of this, it'll give you a better eye line"

Stairwell

Tony Hoare was a giant and we are all lucky to have shared our moments on this planet with him.

Sitting my girlfriend down to watch Pulp Fiction for the first time, but it's ok, we're doing it Wokely

The lunar eclipse was over by the time the moon set, but I still managed to grab this photo of the fullest of moons lighting up the Griffith Observatory. #Astrophotography #Photography

Listen to Angine de Poitrine www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Steam is talking to me like an angry life coach

I have GREAT news: digitalpreservation-blog.lib.cam.ac.uk/knitting-thr...

It's warm enough to crack the windows and now my obsession with quebecois microtonal math rock is my neighbours problem

Mr. President, can I put it in the newspaper that you are mad?

A cel from the Smoking 'Sonic Says' segment, from 'Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog'.

The new equality function names for Go 1.27 look like keysmashes

Go Go Go!

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

I love kidnapping the leader of a country that has structural political support, but lacks populist backing for that structure, thereby cementing their rule as the populace rallies behind them

One of the best to ever do it

if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible

Found a listing that’s just “office chairs” and is clearly a bunch of Steelcase Leaps that someone threw into a room.

hey google, what the fuck??

do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Finally got some pictures back so I will update the patreon this week once my computer works again Fujica GW690i | Kodak Gold 200

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Morning, I am enjoying american psychosis right now

a bunch of libertarians set out to make a blockchain social media paradise for the crypto bourgeois but instead their dad abandoned them and their house got overrun by transsexuals

I'm at the combination Years of Lead and United States of Whatever

Every UK petition is like this

RIP me

oh I absolutely have. revenge, also bsky.app/profile/tend...

Go watch this documentary about insane birders www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-w...

Margate is pretty

Your goal in life is to enable as many small 500 line helper programs as possible. This is why the unix philosophy is king

Me five minutes ago: I'm not going to read the Prince Andrew biography, so I'll just read this article about it Me after reading these two paragraphs: LMAO GOOD GOD

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

My big problem with euphemisms to avoid The Algorithm is that they're lazy. "unaliving" is out, "forgetting a good idea that you haven't written down" is in

It’s the Movie of the Summer for 48 years straight — that’s right folks, It’s ‘Sorceror’ Time™️

Great piece about palestine action from Huw Lemmey www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...

Working on the Go compiler after a decade away from it