the fuck it will

Holy hell, war das gut!

American tourists be like: We have so little time off, we like to squeeze in as much as possible. … Yeah, so tomorrow we‘ll do Tower Bridge. That‘s all we‘ve got planned.

🐦 Welche Vögel sind bei dir im Garten, auf dem Balkon oder im Park unterwegs? Vom 8. bis zum 10. Mai zählen wir zur #StundederGartenvögel wieder gemeinsam Vögel. Mach mit, denn jede Beobachtung hilft, unsere gefiederten Nachbarn besser zu verstehen. Mehr ➡️ www.nabu.de/news/2026/05...

Supporting another person's success will never ruin yours. 👌

Animals (small)! Some have food, some are food! Some have swords for revenge! Some are delinquent on their taxes and are wanted by the IRS (cute!)

Reise nach Berlin Bin gespannt, ob ich ankomme 🤡

The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape

✸ SHOP REOPENING ✸ → Friday, April 17th, 16:00 CEST: Patreon Early Access → Saturday, April 18th, 16:00 CEST: Shop Reopening Lots of new items (socks, mugs, acrylic charms, stickersheets, stickers, earrings, microfiber cloths, A6 and A4 prints) plus older items on sale! www.paraplyshop.com

Louder for the people in the back.

this made me mad but was relatable so I had to buy it

Fun fact: if you're buying from a creator on etsy, you can reduce their etsy selling fees from 6.5% to 2.5% by ordering via 'shopname.etsy.com' instead of 'etsy.com/shopname' or searching from the main site. It costs you the same but the creator makes more

🌱 #art

Instead of watching anything related to the terf supreme series, watch the Witch Hat Atelier anime streaming in 2 weeks for a well thought out magic education universe with complex characters and an author who continues to support LGBT causes. Better yet read the manga for the most stunning art

Hello friend!

Ruhe in Frieden, Phion! 10.03.2019 - 24.03.2026

wip.... 🌠🖋️

Wang Shishen 汪士慎 (1686-1759), October 1728: 每餐先备买鱼钱，曾记携归小似拳， 一自爪牙动黠鼠，傍人安稳卧青氊。 I set money aside for fish before each meal. She used to be no bigger than my hand -- Now with claw and tooth she routs the crafty rat, And drowses by her humans on her mat.

requiem for vanished birdsong

-EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS- Hey guys! Been in a bit of a tough spot lately, so i'm looking to take on some smaller commissions now to help get through the coming weeks! If you're interested in getting your very own little guy, dm me for a quote!

“Hey boss, are you sure Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, and people aren’t just misspelling ‘Flamingo’ on Google?” “Don’t be ridiculous. Of course Flamigo is more popular than Charizard, Mewtwo, Eevee, and Snorlax. Send the email.”

my local park is full of hundreds of snow sculptures and someone has been adding museum labels

Happy Lunar New Year from me to you

Nachdem der Rettungshubschrauber da war, um die Schnapsleichen einzusammeln, haben die Narren jetzt endlich die Musik leiser gemacht. Helau und so 😒

Professional mouser for hire! Inquire below 🐈‍⬛

Schön ist er ja schon. ❄️

Servicepost: 15% Rabatt bei Thalia auf Spielwaren, englischsprachige Bücher und wahrscheinlich alles, was nicht preisgebunden ist. Code: 15SPAREN

Das einzige Comeback, das ich 2026 sehen will

Clouds and brontosaurus

Polarlichter jetzt grade! ✨

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

Morning.

Envision. 🎇

4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo

once again screaming at people about her public document full of historical clothing references and resources (which had it's most recent update on the 12th of january last year!) heystacks.com/doc/1247/cla...

Cute animal pics I took this year ☺️

foraging finds 🔎🌿

Wilder Stadtfuchs! 🌇🦊

You see, Pablo Escobar imported like four hippos for his private zoo in Hacienda Napoles in Columbia in the 1970s. And now... they're just free. Inbred cocaine hippos are just all the fuck over now. There were 50 in 2019. There were 170 in 2023.

🍀 SHOP UPDATE 🍀 Patreon early access: Friday, November 21st, 16:00 CET General Opening: Saturday, November 22nd, 16:00 CET New products (six A5 prints, two sticker sheets, two festive wooden charms, one sticker, one stamp washi tape and three folded cards) www.paraplyshop.com

【お知らせ】TVアニメ『とんがり帽子のアトリエ』のティザーPV &キャストがついに解禁されました！ ココ：CV #本村玲奈 さん キーフリー：CV #花江夏樹 さん アニメの公開日は2026年4月より放送開始です。 みんな、魔法の世界に旅立つ準備はできたかい？ #witchhatatelier #とんがり帽子のアトリエ youtu.be/dkJNqHgTxwI?...

Had the chance to illustrate for Quanta again, and got to draw one of my favorite animals: sharks! This is for “Shark Data Suggests Animals Scale Like Geometric Objects” by Joanna Thompson. It was really fun to focus on all sorts of species, from the large Whale Shark to the small Spiny Dogfish

👻 ハロウィンイラスト再掲🎃 #Δ帽子 #とんがり帽子のアトリエ #witchhatatelier #atelierofwitchhat #happyhalloween

🍂 Behold!!! My ultimate form

A cover of my new original comic. Plan to release next year. ✨

🌟 SHOP SALE 🌟 I need space and money for new products – get 20% off everything (except books, zines, calendars and games) until Monday with the code "SASALELE" www.paraplyshop.com (Sharing is very much appreciated ❤️)