Muppet Show: Miss Piggy "Now A Master Of Dimac, Studying Sinanju"

"Gaseous hydrogen in the water had given the Apollo 11 crew severe flatulence." #TIL

Perhaps the Democrats will hold out for relabeling the uniforms /pol/ ICE

Return Of Possferatu

FYI, Kristi Noem’s full initials are K.L.A.N.

“All over my neighborhood we keep finding empty cars, the glass shattered into diamonds on the snow, the people missing. Tiny private automotive kristallnachts, everywhere and ongoing.”

i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero

I'm not being facetious. Epstein was apparently giving talking points to the people pushing anti trans rhetoric in the UK.

Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche admits that the DOJ excluded all images showing “death, physical abuse, or injury” from yesterday’s Epstein files release. WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING???

If you are not UV color-blind you will see a large 42 in this image

There must have been a second shitter

I’ve been listening to Beyoncé Whatever floats your boat No, that’s buoyancy 😝

Good God! Imagine what is in the 3 million documents not being released. Blanch said documents showing death and injury were withheld. Death and injury.

"Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning half-naked kidnapping victims in the woods of Minnesota to die. "Individuals have shown up in emergency rooms who require amputations—some with cracked skulls." (1/29/26)" www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...

Some of the men who complained the loudest about MeToo are in the Epstein files.

I want to see a Muppet Show where Beaker runs Bunsen Honeydew through an industrial shredder

Passive-Aggressive Oblique Strategies pulpsabotage.zenfolio.com/p940300603

meanwhile, this is still happening and as far as I'm aware no one got footage of this incident

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

He's not angry, just disappointed.

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

@stephenking.bsky.social Being present-day rather than past matter, Craig Toomey survived being eaten by the langoliers...sort of.

"I don't want any ICE!" —Connie Bailey, College Widow

a lot of Democratic officials have asked the protesters to be careful to not "give Trump what he wants" and I think it's fair to ask them to do likewise

Does this mean Texas gets invaded now? Or is that only after intrepid reporter Nick Shirley gets a scoop? www.fox4news.com/news/48-texa...

Do we really have to go through some mandatory period where we all pretend that Homan is ANY better than Bovino? The man’s a scumbag, literally the architect of the family separation policy that abducted 5 year old Liam Ramos from his community in MN and put him in a concentration camp in TX.

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ICE/CBP swarms into Minnesota after reports of massive government fraud. Somehow they sidestepped the orders-of-magnitude higher government fraud from Minnesota-based UnitedHealth, who leads a Medicare Advantage fraud that MedPac (a government analyst) estimates as costing America $76 billion/year

Kennedy Center is now receiving Wingnut Welfare: attendance down 50%, fund-raising "gala" sets a record. [NYT]

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

"Will you accept SM *without* the CA?" "Oh, hell no!"

ICE & U.S. Customs & Border Protection employed at least 30 people with sexual & violent criminal histories in recent years. At least 20 agents committed offenses with underage victims. The bulk of abuse happened within the last two years. This article includes names of the agents.

"I coulda sworn I had a deep-dish pizza in here..."

People seem to have forgotten that the establishment of Homeland Security was highly controversial as it was seen as a danger to democracy. It was feared that it would one day be used AGAINST the American people. And here we are. Tin soldiers and HOMELAND coming We’re finally on our own

"Honey, why is the clothes-washer full of snow?" "I had to put it *somewhere*!"

The only reason we even have footage of the shooting is because it was a livestream and as such couldn't be confiscated like a lot of the other phones recording on the scene. We still don't have any footage from the victim who we know was recording.

“The brave men and women of ICE and the U.S. Border Patrol are doing their best to carry out these executions in a safe and professional manner,” said Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem

What?! They've removed Sky Marshal Dienes??

Remember, kids, FOX says that if you use 😭 you just might be a far-left warrior! You might even be Salacious Crumb!! www.foxnews.com/politics/far...

We call for a deescalation of tensions from both sides, the murderers and the people being murdered

Police Repeatedly Shoot Tim Cook After Mistaking iPhone For Gun https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

Boycott these companies who are not for Americans but for their profit margins

If what ICE is doing is legal, then why do they keep blocking investigations and why does the Trump regime keep using pre-written narratives of their officers' actions being right before they have all the facts?

Comply, comply, submit, submit; Don't tread on me: I'm full of—